Did anything super embarrassing happen during your labor? I was super embarrassed that I threw up twice on the floor right before it was time to push. I was thinking not only are my insides on the floor now everyone in the room gets a full view of my vag... I had just gotten my epi and my legs felt like they weighed a ton. The second time I threw up I tried swallowing it but my body was like hell no we are releasing this shit. Now I find it funny but at the time I was embarrassed. Did any one else vomit?
I did and I pooped lol I cried I was so horrified. My husband still teases me about it.
haha I farted when I started pushing. I was so embarassed I kept apologizing. I dont even know why I cared considering I was naked the whole 8 hours of labor.
I threw up.
I had to have an emergency C-section, so after my epidural, the nurses were trying to move me from my bed to the surgery table, and I was numb and paralyzed up to my chin and the gown fell off, and I felt like a large piece of naked rubber. It was pretty embarrassing.
Quoting Smex! Wax that ass:
2 minutes after I gave birth to Azrael I had to pee, so I got up, and walked over to the bathroom, while everyone was focused on the fresh baby... I pee'd, flushed, and was getting my gown situated when the nurses started freaking out, banging on the door, saying I just gave birth, I couldn't be alone in the bathroom. I was like, "Dude, I'm just peeing, you got a good enough show with the baby, you don't have to watch me pee too!" lol I walk out, and everyone's eyes are huge, like, wtf is wrong with you lol