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Embarrassing labor stories... *TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
16th May '10

Did anything super embarrassing happen during your labor? I was super embarrassed that I threw up twice on the floor right before it was time to push. I was thinking not only are my insides on the floor now everyone in the room gets a full view of my vag... I had just gotten my epi and my legs felt like they weighed a ton. The second time I threw up I tried swallowing it but my body was like hell no we are releasing this shit. Now I find it funny but at the time I was embarrassed. Did any one else vomit?

Smex! Due November 30 (girl); 5 kids; Chehalis, Washington 31994 posts
16th May '10

I did and I pooped lol I cried I was so horrified. My husband still teases me about it.

Dirty Queef Due November 11 (boy); 2 kids; Muff, Ireland 30812 posts
16th May '10

haha I farted when I started pushing. I was so embarassed I kept apologizing. I dont even know why I cared considering I was naked the whole 8 hours of labor.

B( o )( o )BS! 3 kids; Oregon 25900 posts
16th May '10

I threw up.



I had to have an emergency C-section, so after my epidural, the nurses were trying to move me from my bed to the surgery table, and I was numb and paralyzed up to my chin and the gown fell off, and I felt like a large piece of naked rubber. It was pretty embarrassing.

*TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
16th May '10
Quoting Smex! Wax that ass:
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Quoting Monster's Mama:
*TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
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Quoting Biermeister:
*TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
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Momma Squishy of 3.5 19 kids; Iowa 13929 posts
16th May '10

2 minutes after I gave birth to Azrael I had to pee, so I got up, and walked over to the bathroom, while everyone was focused on the fresh baby... I pee'd, flushed, and was getting my gown situated when the nurses started freaking out, banging on the door, saying I just gave birth, I couldn't be alone in the bathroom. I was like, "Dude, I'm just peeing, you got a good enough show with the baby, you don't have to watch me pee too!" lol I walk out, and everyone's eyes are huge, like, wtf is wrong with you lol

B( o )( o )BS! 3 kids; Oregon 25900 posts
16th May '10
Quoting Monster's Mama:
*TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
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Quoting Brittany(♥):
*TwinMonsters* Due March 29; 2 kids; Tennessee 6687 posts
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Quoting b**bs!:
Brittt [2] Due July 1; 2 kids; Sri Lanka 12442 posts
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Quoting b**bs!:
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