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Cast Your Vote:

    • He bobs around -- Votes: 1
    • I do the work -- Votes: 48
    • A mixture of the two -- Votes: 32
    • Ew... penis -- Votes: 8
When You Give Head... Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11

Whenever my friend tells me about her sex life (which she pretty much always does, despite me never asking her), she always talks about how the guy(s) will pretty much hump her face and they do a lot of the work. Maybe it's just me, but whenever I've given fellatio, I'm always the one doing all of the work (which is fine by me, I don't want someone bobbing their weenie in my face).

Sooo... I figured I'd make a poll on here. She's a little bit of a moron, so part of me thinks the guy(s) have to do it because she doesn't know what she's doing, but maybe that's normal? I don't know.

Flores_party_of_7 20 kids; Seattle, Washington 17095 posts
21st Feb '11

Hahahahaha!
Omg... "guys" just totally hump her face??? Like, as in... this happens with different guys? Not just one?



that is odd...
maybe she's a lazy BJer....

*sarah*jean* 3 kids; Castle Rock, Washington 5286 posts
21st Feb '11

Most of the time, it's all me. If he's feeling feisty, he'll grab my hair and help out :wink:

Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Xzaviers_Mama:" Hahahahaha! Omg... "guys" just totally hump her face??? Like, as in... this happens with different guys? Not just one? that is odd... maybe she's a lazy BJer...."



Every blow job story she's ever told me, has involved her face being humped, lol. She's definitely been with more guys than me, so I didn't know if my SO is just lazy, or what, haha.

Flores_party_of_7 20 kids; Seattle, Washington 17095 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Momma Rawks:" Every blow job story she's ever told me, has involved her face being humped, lol. She's definitely been with more guys than me, so I didn't know if my SO is just lazy, or what, haha."


hahaha... this whole topic is making me "lol".
The whole "weenie bobbing" phrase just got to me...hahahaha.
*sigh* I should be in bed.



I don't think your SO is lazy. I think that's pretty much the norm.

Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Xzaviers_Mama:" hahaha... this whole topic is making me "lol". The whole "weenie bobbing" phrase just got to me...hahahaha. ... [snip!] ... just got to me...hahahaha. *sigh* I should be in bed. I don't think your SO is lazy. I think that's pretty much the norm. "



Haha, I don't know why I'm even thinking about this. I think if my was slapping my tonsils with his penis though, I would just make him stop. I just can't imagine sitting there with his ding-ding penetrating my mouth like that.

user banned 48 kids; Brookfield, Wisconsin 7488 posts
21st Feb '11

In porn some guys straight up fuck some girl's throat.
so it's not that abnormal of a thought.
i've personally had a mixture of the two.

maybe she's into kinkier things that she lets you know about!?

Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Meg♥n Babyyyy:" In porn some guys straight up fuck some girl's throat. so it's not that abnormal of a thought. i've ... [snip!] ... of a thought. i've personally had a mixture of the two. maybe she's into kinkier things that she lets you know about!?"


Oh no, trust me, she doesn't hold back on details, lol. Sometimes I certainly wish she would, but I know all the crazy things she does/did.

Like I could see someone maybe doing it once or something, but this is pretty much every blow job story she's ever told me, lol.

Landonswifey [pregnant!] Due January 14; Queen Creek, Arizona 2781 posts
21st Feb '11

If my husband ever tried to hump my face, that would be the last blowjob he would be getting for a long while!



I don't understand what guy would want to be doing the work though....like isn't part of the "blow job experience" them just being able to lay back and enjoy it? lol.

Flores_party_of_7 20 kids; Seattle, Washington 17095 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Landonswifey06 [TTC #1]:" If my husband ever tried to hump my face, that would be the last blowjob he would be getting for a long ... [snip!] ... to be doing the work though....like isn't part of the "blow job experience" them just being able to lay back and enjoy it? lol."


Exactly!

Emilia's mumum +1! 2 kids; Beaverton, Oregon 11023 posts
21st Feb '11

Depends on the day. Usually its all me, because when it isn't it ends badly.. one time we tried it with my DH standing up, he got really into it and I nearly threw up because he thrust so deep.. never again

Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Landonswifey06 [TTC #1]:" If my husband ever tried to hump my face, that would be the last blowjob he would be getting for a long ... [snip!] ... to be doing the work though....like isn't part of the "blow job experience" them just being able to lay back and enjoy it? lol."



That's what I've always thought of it as for my SO. I think she's probably just lazy and sucks at sucking.

CanadianGirl British Columbia 208 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Meg♥n Babyyyy:" In porn some guys straight up fuck some girl's throat. so it's not that abnormal of a thought. i've ... [snip!] ... of a thought. i've personally had a mixture of the two. maybe she's into kinkier things that she lets you know about!?"

Haha yeah Ive seen this before! Its definitely not the norm in real life but it does happen alot in porn! Sometimes my SO will get a lil too excited and do this but I have a bad gag reflex so I dont let him. lol

Momma Rawks 1 child; Iowa 7176 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting Ԑmiliα's Mumum:" Depends on the day. Usually its all me, because when it isn't it ends badly.. one time we tried it with ... [snip!] ... time we tried it with my DH standing up, he got really into it and I nearly threw up because he thrust so deep.. never again"



HAHAHAH, oh gosh! This made me laugh.

user banned 48 kids; Brookfield, Wisconsin 7488 posts
21st Feb '11
Quoting CanadianGirl:" Haha yeah Ive seen this before! Its definitely not the norm in real life but it does happen alot in porn! ... [snip!] ... happen alot in porn! Sometimes my SO will get a lil too excited and do this but I have a bad gag reflex so I dont let him. lol"



right!?! Some men...I swear. They boything I'm with does the same when he's too excited. Ugh, be creative, no plagerism allowed! make your own shit up!

sorry ladies, I'm 22 today and i'm a bit drunk :) thanks for toleratikng.
i'm sure i''lll regret in the AM