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any gross sex stories out there?! juicccy ☂ 2 kids; Sacramento, California 22265 posts
9th May '11

what is your nastiest sex story? i don't really have one, but a friend of mine told me one of her's when we were out for drinks on saturday.
:lol:
she said that her hubby and her had just started dating and they had just finished having sex, he was spooning her and she accidentally let out a fart that squirt him on the leg, and he very matter of factly said to her "you spackled me". i started busting up so bad that i almost peed my pants when she told me this. bahaha. she said it was the most embarrassing moment of her life.



so, what's your nastiest sex story?

menene 1 child; Dickson City, Pennsylvania 4771 posts
9th May '11

grossssss hahaha! but i guess it worked out for them! lol.. i don't have any i don't think lol..

juicccy ☂ 2 kids; Sacramento, California 22265 posts
9th May '11
Quoting layla's mommy ♥:" grossssss hahaha! but i guess it worked out for them! lol.. i don't have any i don't think lol.."



i know!
he's a pretty chill guy, but still. that would totally blow my self confidence. lol

karenanne 2 kids; Cornwall, Ontario 3826 posts
9th May '11

well its not gross, but weird. me and my ex were having sex, and we lived with his mom, and she came downstairs, came into our room and just started talking to us, while he was on top of me. i was like what the f**k...

Mrs. Brightside 2 kids; Lichtensteig, Switzerland 11733 posts
9th May '11

:shock: omg gross! i would be too embarrassed to see him again after that!! lol

menene 1 child; Dickson City, Pennsylvania 4771 posts
9th May '11
Quoting juicccy ☂
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9th May '11
Quoting The♥Mama:" :shock: omg gross! i would be too embarrassed to see him again after that!! lol"


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Jelly BOOBS! Seattle, Washington 872 posts
9th May '11

Eeeew! lol
The grossest thing I've ever done was fart. Not that gross, just awkward.

Rette Mich 1 child; Texas 27603 posts
9th May '11

I pooed all over him :shock:






j/k lol

Its not gross but embarrassing, I once ended up smacking my head into the head board so hard I passed out and my DH freaked and called 911. It was horrible!!!! lol

juicccy ☂ 2 kids; Sacramento, California 22265 posts
9th May '11
Quoting karenanne:" well its not gross, but weird. me and my ex were having sex, and we lived with his mom, and she came ... [snip!] ... she came downstairs, came into our room and just started talking to us, while he was on top of me. i was like what the f**k..."


I have the same exact story! lol. but before she left the room she came and gave me a hug, very strange/uncomfrtable.

One crazy momma! Due November 13 (girl); 2 kids; California 980 posts
9th May '11

I peed on my husband when I was about 8 months pregnant with my son, I felt so bad!



When we first started dating he went down on me, and I started my period :shock: His face looked so pale as if he saw a ghost. I still don't know how he stayed with me after that... haha

juicccy ☂ 2 kids; Sacramento, California 22265 posts
9th May '11
Quoting The♥Mama:" :shock: omg gross! i would be too embarrassed to see him again after that!! lol"


me tooooo!!!!

user banned Due July 3; 2 kids; Australia 14351 posts
9th May '11

i was casually seeing a guy years ago and he would pull out and c*m all over his bed, then eventually lay in it. then his dogs would get on the bed and sniff it hahahaha
so f**king gross. i went there another time and i noticed he hadnt even changed his sheets!

juicccy ☂ 2 kids; Sacramento, California 22265 posts
9th May '11
Quoting layla's mommy ♥:" me too!! esp. if it was a new relationship.. now i'd just be like whatever lol!"


exactly!

Mrs. Brightside 2 kids; Lichtensteig, Switzerland 11733 posts
9th May '11
Quoting Rette Mich:" I pooed all over him :shock: j/k lol Its not gross but embarrassing, I once ended up ... [snip!] ... ended up smacking my head into the head board so hard I passed out and my DH freaked and called 911. It was horrible!!!! lol"


omg. that would be so awkward to explain to the emts... but so funny :lol: