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Household 6 2 kids; Columbus, Georgia 17761 posts
14th May '11

Stick my p***s in pretty much anything that could be remotely pleasurable.
Find snow. Piss my name into it.
Open lots of jars just because I could :D

Carters Mama 1 child; Kalamazoo, Michigan 3063 posts
14th May '11

and stand naked and make it flop around lol

user banned 15 kids; California 4229 posts
14th May '11

Pee on everything and also d**k slap passing womens butts in the grocery store

CantWaitForCambria 1 child; Sierra Vista, Arizona 2628 posts
14th May '11
Quoting Fat-and-Happy:" I spend my day understanding what it is to be male..."


Huh? :?::?::?:




I would.....hopefully be a good lookin man with a lot of charisma and see how many hotties I could pick up at the bar and take home with me....at the same time....woohooo g**g b**g!

~Nimlorel~ 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Edmonton, Alberta 4815 posts
14th May '11

Play with my nuts. And everything else, but I'd start with the balls.

¡VinHaute! Memphis, Tennessee 45599 posts
14th May '11

I've heard first hand that guys can make their balls slap their butts.

Sans Foy's Gone Fishing Hughesville, Maryland 44256 posts
14th May '11

Pee standing up, for sure.

Cracka ♥ 2 kids; North Carolina 23482 posts
14th May '11

I can already pee standing up lol. I just can't aim :D lol

Skye Angelina TTC since Sep 2014; 2 kids; Kansas City, MO, United States 1276 posts
14th May '11

Pee outta window.
Then j**k o*f and stick my d**k where I could

Fat-and-Happy TTC since Mar 2008; 1 child; Texas 13915 posts
14th May '11
Quoting CantWaitForCambria:" Huh? :?::?::?: I would.....hopefully be a good lookin man with a lot of charisma and see how many hotties I could pick up at the bar and take home with me....at the same time....woohooo g**g b**g!"


I'm a nerd... I'd want to understand they way they think.
Yeah, I'd want to have sex... but unless my husband turns into a woman the same day I'd only be having sex with myself.

Cracka ♥ 2 kids; North Carolina 23482 posts
14th May '11

I'd f**k apple pie. LOL

¡VinHaute! Memphis, Tennessee 45599 posts
14th May '11

Warm apple pie.

MrsH [GDS]{BGB} 4 kids; Vista, California 9555 posts
14th May '11

Pee standing up
Get a blowjob and make sure my wife knew it was the best one ever!
Apply for and get the job that usually goes to a man


And most importantly, I would be king of the tv remote and tv!

Skye Angelina TTC since Sep 2014; 2 kids; Kansas City, MO, United States 1276 posts
14th May '11

<blockquote><b>Quoting Household 6:</b>" Stick my p***s in pretty much anything that could be remotely pleasurable. Find snow. Piss my name into it. Open lots of jars just because I could :D"</blockquote>



Yes! Open jars!

Isabella & Mommy ♥ Due February 11; 17 kids; Revere, Massachusetts 310 posts
14th May '11

id deffinitly be gettting layed all day but sexy chicks lmfao .