luvmy2grlz&boy! 19 kids; Neepawa, Manitoba 2371 posts
18th May '12
Quoting glowinthedark:" "How to have you are baby early"... I don't get it."


:!::!:



Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it!

Incognito Ninja 2 kids; 3 angel babies; That one city, IN, United States 20881 posts
18th May '12

Bribe it to come out by holding a Hershey bar down by your vagina.

Coño Due May 7 (girl); 1 child; Virginia 890 posts
18th May '12

Push on your stomach real hard til you feel the head then grab it outta there. Pretty simple :roll:

~REAPER~ +2 baking #3 Due June 27; 2 kids; Toledo, Ohio 15039 posts
18th May '12
Quoting dianecalvillo:" I want to know ways you can have a baby early?"


...you're an idot.




how about wait the 40 weeks you signed up for :D

user banned (boy); 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Incognito Ninja
Kelly +2 ERF/EH! 18 kids; Valdosta, Georgia 18072 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Incognito Ninja
......................... Santa Fe, New Mexico 46828 posts
18th May '12

Belly flops.

1inpink2inblue Switzerland 11961 posts
18th May '12

have complications that result in induction or c-section....neither being fun choices.

TootsMcGoots 1 child; Saskatchewan 3898 posts
status 18th May '12
Quoting Co
_______Nope_________ 23772 posts
18th May '12

Serve an eviction notice.



Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out.



Good luck.

Incognito Ninja 2 kids; 3 angel babies; That one city, IN, United States 20881 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Milk✯Machine:" :!: I used a kit kat bar though."

Next time I'm just going to use a funnel & pour some redbull up there. Hopefully it will get wings and fly right out.

_______Nope_________ 23772 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Teagans_Mom:" Serve an eviction notice. Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out. Good luck."


also, paper cuts can be a bitch.

Chelsey Renee Due May 21; 4 kids; Missouri 122 posts
18th May '12

Your not due yet! My daughter was born early bc my water broke and her staying in the nicu was not fun! I had to worry everyday about her, wondering if today would be a good day or bad day! It will come when it's READY! Keep ur legs closed tight and let her cook!

ERMAGHERD BEEDS! 17 kids; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 4099 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Milk✯Machine:" Spin around 300 times then drink a gallon of sperm."




Why am I still pregnant? that's breakfast.

res.ree LOLCATJSSTCTBAG TTC since Sep 2002; 3 kids; Nimrod, Montana 31617 posts
18th May '12
Quoting Zaelia✰Pearl:" I think you should learn to spell "your" before you have a baby. Why would you want to jeopardize the ... [snip!] ... the health and well-being of your child by having him/her early? Give your baby as much time to develop as possible. "


i hope you didnt bang your head off the wall over her lack of knowing which your or you're to use. :roll: