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Contest: Best "Troll" Story Ever Told Host: My Lil' Monsters FINAL RESULTS Show Rules

!!Katie!! Nb Votes: 9 By : !!Katie!! Preview

.nnnb Nb Votes: 9 By : .nnnb Preview

Ny's Mommy 9-14-07 Nb Votes: 7 By : Ny's Mommy 9-14-07 Preview

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Monsters² Mom Nb Votes: 1 By : Monsters² Mom Preview

Best "Troll" Story Ever Told My Lil' Monsters 5 kids; 3 angel babies; Surprise, Arizona 4144 posts
15th Jun '12

Post your best made up troll story ever!
Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG.
Must be authentically yours.
Anything is acceptable.
You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
Winner will get a "Best BG Troll Story" Siggy.




My Example:
So here's my story;
Once upon a time my mom and dad got married, my mom was pregnant with my brother and gave birth to him 9 months later. 15 years later with no luck of concieving another child my mom lost her marbles and fucked my brother, resulting in my birth. When I was 13 I had sex with my brother, resulting in my daughter and sons birth, 14 years after that I found out my daughter has been sleeping with my fathers father (her grandfather) and 10 years later my son marries my cousin.
Yes my family is the most f***ed up family in the world.
Please dont Judge me, I'm single, disabled and don't give a hoot anymore! I love my family. So suck it!

MonkCakes 3 kids; Texas 20945 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting My Lil' Monster:" Post your best made up troll story ever! Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG. Must be authentically ... [snip!] ... up family in the world. Please dont Judge me, I'm single, disabled and don't give a hoot anymore! I love my family. So suck it!"


holy cow that is wow lol

Hailee's Mama + 1 1 child; 1 angel baby; Georgia 13140 posts
15th Jun '12

lol you have a good imagination! I want to see what others post.

Momlette~29weeks Due December 25; 2 kids; Ohio 25474 posts
15th Jun '12

LOL I enjoyed your post and want to see more :)

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12

LMAO omgod i hope i can make mine that funny!! :lol::lol:



kay here goes.



Hey Guys!!
Im new to this site my name is Brtitneigh! Im 16 and hope to marry the love of my life, he's 27! We have been TTC for 6 months but we are taking a quick break from that until he gets out of jail. I love him so much omgod we are so blessed to be together. I just know we are going to have a girl. Her name will be Krissmiss Nickole, becuase i either want to conceive her on christmas day or have her on christmas day of next year. Krissmiss I made up because its so unique and I love unique and Nicole because Santa Clause's legal name is Nicolas and that name is HOT!!! So my question is, When do I have to have sex to make sure she is born on christmas day? I would probably have to start having lots of unprotected sex around July right? hahaha I dont know i suck at math. My parents dont like talking to me about this kind of stuff they get so f**king mad and judge me! But i dont care beciase I love him and he loves me and I cant wait to be his wife!!



Kay dont forget not to judge me or leave rude coments



NO JUDGING OR RUDE COMMENTS!!!!

Hannah & Haylee's Mommy! 18 kids; Riverview, Florida 1995 posts
15th Jun '12

Im so depressed :( so many things have been happening to me lately. i found out that i am related to the man who got his face eaten by that other man. he is my great uncle, on my moms side, my grandpa never really told us about his brothers and sisters because he doesn't talk to them anymore because when his parents died they all fought over the things so he told them that he didn't want anything to do with them anymore. Also My dad got some lady pregnant while married to my mom and they are telling me that i have to raise the baby...should i have to raise their baby? he told me that i don't have a choice at all. I HAVE TO! oh and the lady told me if i didn't go to her baby shower that she would pull me by my hair and make me and my mom go to the shower. Idk what to do..Do i have to take care of their child? He says that he isn't done partying and he always asks me if my friends are available because he wants to take them out.. I'm not here for drama so if you could please be nice with your advice :) The end



Lol ok it might suck but i tried lol

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12

by the way.... favorite contest ever hahah

Hannah & Haylee's Mommy! 18 kids; Riverview, Florida 1995 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" by the way.... favorite contest ever hahah"

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Agree! lol I can;t wait to see what people come up with!

Ny's Mommy 9-14-07 34 kids; Norristown, Pennsylvania 528 posts
15th Jun '12

did it wrong!! I didn't enter the contest lol

~Cullen & Ridley's Mommy~ Due May 28; 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Missouri 18879 posts
15th Jun '12

Heeiii Everyone, I iz Knew Here!



Mii Name Iz Jaz'Meen I Iz 13 Years Young An A Teen Mommii Two Two Year Old Twins. A Lil Gurl La'Fonda & A Lil Boii Di'reeah. Theii R Mii Life! Im Hur Cuz' Im Having A Lot Of Problems Wit My Mom All Up In Mii Shit! Shii Iz All Got A Stick Up Hur A@@ Bout' Mii Job As A Stripper. I Iz Got It So I Show It! & I Know It Jus Cause' Shii Jelous Cuz Shii All Jiggle An SHhit! An Shii Dont Like Mii Man. He Iz 27 & A Pimp. I Dont C A Problem Cuz He Make Good $$. N-E-Way I Iz Hur Two Get Support From Other Teen Mommas! Holla!!

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting Ny's Mommy 9-14-07:" I'll give it a try: here's mine. hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 & just moved in with my aunt ... [snip!] ... aunt it her husband is the father. ( because my aunt spit it in my vag) .how will they be able to know who got me pregnant???"


LOL i almost spit out my water!

~Cullen & Ridley's Mommy~ Due May 28; 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Missouri 18879 posts
15th Jun '12

I hope my entry is okay. I swear NEVER to type like that again, lol.

Ny's Mommy 9-14-07 34 kids; Norristown, Pennsylvania 528 posts
15th Jun '12

I' ll give it a try:
here's mine.
hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 &
just moved in with my aunt & her
husband ( he's so hot). I wanted him so
bad I walked around him almost
completely naked trying to get his
attention ( he noticed) . one day my
Auntie left to go to work & we had sex it
was great I had never been with an
older Guy ( he's 32) . we have been
sneaking around behind my aunts back
for weeks. she caught us one day &
wasn't mad she actually wanted to join
us. so she was giving her husband oral
& he came in here mouth then she spit it
in my p***y. now I'm pregnant & don't
know if my aunt it her husband is the
father. ( because my aunt spit it in my
vag) .how will they be able to know who
got me pregnant???

~Cullen & Ridley's Mommy~ Due May 28; 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Missouri 18879 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting Ny's Mommy 9-14-07:" I'll give it a try: here's mine. hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 & just moved in with my aunt ... [snip!] ... aunt it her husband is the father. ( because my aunt spit it in my vag) .how will they be able to know who got me pregnant???"


LMAO!!!

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting ~Cullen's Mommy~:" I hope my entry is okay. I swear NEVER to type like that again, lol. "


lol i had to read it out loud to know what was going on hahaha