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Contest: Best "Troll" Story Ever Told Host: My Lil' Monsters FINAL RESULTS Show Rules

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~Cullen & Ridley's Mommy~ 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Missouri 18926 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" lol i had to read it out loud to know what was going on hahaha"


I actually had to go back a few times and re-read it myself. I don't know how people type like that?

Ny's Mommy 9-14-07 34 kids; Norristown, Pennsylvania 528 posts
15th Jun '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:</b>" LOL i almost spit out my water!"</blockquote>




lol I was cracking up writing it.

animaLibera_ 1 child; Ohio 7936 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting Ny's Mommy 9-14-07:" I' ll give it a try: here's mine. hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 & just moved in with my aunt & ... [snip!] ... aunt it her husband is the father. ( because my aunt spit it in my vag) .how will they be able to know who got me pregnant???"


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Win.

☮Sugar Magnolia 1 child; Indiana 18298 posts
15th Jun '12

Haaaaaaay guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssss,
My name is Starlet. I'm 12 && preggerz wif #2! My parentz said they don't want me to keep it becuz they already take care of my 3 month old, but i mean, if they didn't want to deal wif grandbabies they shudnt have had kids!!!
Im gunna keep it becuz im an awsum mom and i'll be 13 when dis one'z borned and the daddy's 25 but married so he wont be around but hes gonna send me lots of monies to keep the babi a secret! but my parents can pay for da babi and im gonna use the monies on myselfs because i deserve it!!!
My mom told me to get an aborshun but i'm pro-life and im not uh merderer!



My parentz are sick of taking care of my kid and me, but i don't care itz their responsibility since i'm still jus a kid!
How do i tell my parentz they bein stupid telling me to merrrrder an innocent babiiiii becuz they too lazy to take care of it?!?!!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!

"Jett's Mummy" 1 child; Brisbane, Australia 977 posts
15th Jun '12

DO NOT QUOTE or no mean comments again



So I came on here an everyone is being really mean to me I thought this place was for advice and I think I am going to leave this site.



Here is my back story so you know why I'm upset about it.



I don't see why everyone is giving me shit for dating my friends little brother who is 13 I mean he looks like an adult and can buy himself cigs and alcohol and he never ask me to get it for him.
I think my friend is a bit pissed off at me for it to but If she got a problem about it she can come at me then , I'll beat her ass if she isn't gunna be supportive about us wanting to get married and start our own family. Josh ( my boyfriend) and I love each other and he said he will support out family he even saved up enough pocket money and bought us a car to sleep in so we can be together



My family are really supportive of us because my mum is dating someone and she is 43 and he is 68 and they are trying to have a baby to so we have babys at the same age to be friends ,so she totally knows where we are coming from



I think I am going to go somewhere else for support
Have a nice life

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12

oh man, these are awesome.

☮Sugar Magnolia 1 child; Indiana 18298 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting Ny's Mommy 9-14-07:" I' ll give it a try: here's mine. hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 & just moved in with my aunt & ... [snip!] ... aunt it her husband is the father. ( because my aunt spit it in my vag) .how will they be able to know who got me pregnant???"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mine stand no chance :lol:

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Mine stand no chance :lol:"


i am thinking the same thing about mine hahah. damn why did i have to go first??

Hannah & Haylee's Mommy! 18 kids; Riverview, Florida 1995 posts
15th Jun '12

ok im really disappointed with my story...lol i surrender! My story is the dumbest one on here

animaLibera_ 1 child; Ohio 7936 posts
15th Jun '12

I know this might sound a little crazy, but I'm jealous of my pregnant daughter! I have 5 kids already but I've really been wanting another one, my husband and I just can't afford to adopt and I'm going through menopause so that obviously is an issue. He also doesn't want to have another kid because I don't work and he has to have two jobs to support all of us. My slut of a daughter ended up pregnant though. She doesn't want to keep it because she says that she was "raped", but I know she's just saying that because you can't be raped if you're a slut. She told me that she wanted to have an ABORTION!!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE WITH THAT BLOOD ON MY HANDS I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ABORTION I HAD WHEN I WAS 17 BECAUSE MY 21 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND WASN'T THE FATHER OF THE CHILD THAT I ENDED UP PREGNANT WITH!!!! I just told her to keep it and that I would raise it myself, she would have to watch it in the mornings though because I'm not a morning person, all of the medication that I take makes it hard for me to get out of bed most days. My husband will also help with the baby because he has plenty of time to before and after he gets home from work, I mean he's never here he needs to contribute to the household SOMEHOW. THEN the selfish bitch had the GALL to say that she was just going to put the baby up for adoption! How irresponsible and lazy of her. She shouldn't have been around such bad men in the first place! God sometimes I wonder where she got such ideas to murder her child then give it away to random people!



I'm going to keep this baby all for myself, I mean my daughter didn't want it in the first place anyway, so why can't I?!

.nnnb British Columbia 18155 posts
15th Jun '12
Quoting Hannah & Haylee's Mommy!:" ok im really disappointed with my story...lol i surrender! My story is the dumbest one on here"


lol look at us all second guessing ourselves

My Lil' Monsters 5 kids; 3 angel babies; Surprise, Arizona 4144 posts
16th Jun '12

OMG These are awesome!!!! This is going to be so much fun!!!

user banned 1 child; , 52185 posts
16th Jun '12

OMG lol @ the baby boy being 'direeeaa' haha

My Lil' Monsters 5 kids; 3 angel babies; Surprise, Arizona 4144 posts
16th Jun '12
Quoting Philosoraptor.:" OMG lol @ the baby boy being 'direeeaa' haha"


:!: I know huh?

Shibby. 2 kids; Mississippi 8169 posts
16th Jun '12

I love this LMAO