Jerk Horse Here, CA, United States 65113 posts
7th Oct '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:</b>" I hate that I can scratch my foot because its itchy without stopping because it tickles. Who the f**k tickles themselves"</blockquote>



Nora loves to tickle herself :lol:



If I have an itch on my foot I have to scratch really hard or it just tickles.

user banned Altadena, California 11084 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:" It seems like our bedroom patio door is always open too."


Cold air doesnt let germs multiply so that is why it is open all winter in our room. Depending on the temp we will crack our kids windows if it isnt to cold.

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
7th Oct '12

Yeah you old b***h, go ahead and stare at me like I'm beating my kid and whisper about me loudly enough for me to hear to your husband when I'm just letting her lick a lemon wedge. Go take your puckered a*****e judgement somewhere else because I don't give a flying f**k what you think :)

thewarmth 3 kids; South Carolina 14438 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:" Yeah you old b***h, go ahead and stare at me like I'm beating my kid and whisper about me loudly enough ... [snip!] ... a lemon wedge. Go take your puckered a*****e judgement somewhere else because I don't give a flying f**k what you think :) "


I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest shit ever!

user banned 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
7th Oct '12

b***h don't tell me when to cut my kids hair. I'll do it when I f**king want to.



You let your kids have friggin rat tails....

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting thewarmth:" I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest shit ever!"


Yeah Zora doesn't have teeth yet but she was just licking the wedge, not even biting it. This old b***h was looking at me like I was squeezing it into her eyes or some shit lol

★ Irishewwie 1 child; Tokeland, Washington 67058 posts
7th Oct '12

Friend finally gets an FB so I tag him in the pictures I have of him. Now everyone is tagging themselves and my FB is exploding in notifications. :lol:

Kelly&Coralie 1 child; Rochester, New York 55036 posts
status 7th Oct '12
Quoting thewarmth:" I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest shit ever!"



Cora says "Mommy, I wanna make funny faces, get me the lemon juice!" and she'll put a small amount on a spoon and sip it and make funny faces

She thinks it is the funniest thing in the world

★ Irishewwie 1 child; Tokeland, Washington 67058 posts
7th Oct '12

And why must you go by your first name on FB?? Nobody knows you by your first name so everyone is sending me messages. :x

Ravey Candyass 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Boston, Massachusetts 103128 posts
status 7th Oct '12

My friend's 3 week old started crying, and everyone said "let him cry."



:shock: I told her to get him, and I asked if she needed help. Can't just ignore a newborn.

thewarmth 3 kids; South Carolina 14438 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:" Yeah Zora doesn't have teeth yet but she was just licking the wedge, not even biting it. This old b***h was looking at me like I was squeezing it into her eyes or some shit lol"


I used to squeeze juice out of grapes for Marlee when she was little, no teeth.
Who the f**k cares?! A lick of lemon juice is not the end of the world.
People need to lighten up, for real.

thewarmth 3 kids; South Carolina 14438 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting Kelly&Coralie:" Cora says "Mommy, I wanna make funny faces, get me the lemon juice!" and she'll put a small amount on a spoon and sip it and make funny faces She thinks it is the funniest thing in the world"


Hahaha, we were at lunch with family and we were all laughing our asses off, she kept asking for more, even though she's scrunch her face to hell haha

thewarmth 3 kids; South Carolina 14438 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting Ravey Candyass:" My friend's 3 week old started crying, and everyone said "let him cry." :shock: I told her to get him, and I asked if she needed help. Can't just ignore a newborn."


It's like this with my SIL all of the time.
To the point where I get so stressed that I can't pick him up because she is letting him cry that my b**bs starting leaking like crazy.

Piecey. 3 kids; K-Town, KL, Germany 61780 posts
status 7th Oct '12

I hope we end up getting a refund tomorrow. $1k would be pretty sweet. Lord help us if we have to pay more to fill that thing.

Drunk Blair Waldorf 2 kids; Alpharetta, Georgia 19208 posts
7th Oct '12
Quoting thewarmth:" Hahaha, we were at lunch with family and we were all laughing our asses off, she kept asking for more, even though she's scrunch her face to hell haha"


My sister used to do that when she was little. She looooved lemons and would ask for more but always made the funniest faces.