user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Curlyheadedfck:" homg. NO. that hurts like f**k. Charles kelly had to be blessed with a nice thick D and my vagina is screaming in pain from two rounds lastnight :D"


Carlton's pretty well endowed himself. It feels nice sometimes but he has zero clue what he's doing most of the time lol. We've never used lube before because it just seems... messy.

user banned Indiana 33802 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Curlyheadedfck:" HOMG. *heart rips out and falls to ground shattered* this big boy haircut makes him look too old :( "


Hes adorable!

user banned Indiana 33802 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Curlyheadedfck:" be happy shes a girl too. you can put it up and it's golden his was in his eyes ad awful :( "


Ugh I wish Cassidy would let me put her hair up. It would make life so much easier.

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Patti.:" Ugh I wish Cassidy would let me put her hair up. It would make life so much easier. "

Zora will not let me touch her hair at all lol. I'm lucky if she lets me brush it at all.

Grniz 2 kids; Illinois 45669 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Thisperyears:" Carlton's pretty well endowed himself. It feels nice sometimes but he has zero clue what he's doing most of the time lol. We've never used lube before because it just seems... messy."


i was pleasantly surprised.. hes one of those guys who made jokes he had a small p***s... so I was happy and boy can get down i the bedroom :oops: :twisted:

Grniz 2 kids; Illinois 45669 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Patti.:" Hes adorable! "


thank you! he's gonna get locked up when he's a teen :D

Sonia Blade† 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Rochester, New York 17002 posts
Dec 8th '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Thisperyears:</b>" Carlton's pretty well endowed himself. It feels nice sometimes but he has zero clue what he's doing most of the time lol. We've never used lube before because it just seems... messy."</blockquote>




KY the warm one, it does wonders lol

Sonia Blade† 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Rochester, New York 17002 posts
Dec 8th '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Big'n:</b>" Nora wanted a "cookie", so I broke off half a pop tart and gave it to her. She said, "ew! Disgusting!" :o"</blockquote>




Lol my kid asked for a cookie this morning and I gave him a pop tart instead. He said "mama, is not cookie!"

Devil's Advocate Beverly Hills, California 18191 posts
Dec 8th '12

I had amazing sex last night.

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Devil's Advocate:" I had amazing sex last night. "

Everyone's having amazing sex except for me :evil:

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Sonia
Sonia Blade† 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Rochester, New York 17002 posts
Dec 8th '12

There's a special place in hell for whoever decided to make the iPhone charger so f**king short!

Sonia Blade† 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Rochester, New York 17002 posts
Dec 8th '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Thisperyears:</b>" I'll have to pick some up, thanks!"</blockquote>




No problem! I bought the little bottle and its still not finished. A little goes a long way

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
Dec 8th '12
Quoting Sonia
HopingforaMiracle 1 child; USA 23103 posts
Dec 8th '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" I am going to attempt Christmas pics today. I kinda want to something like this.. I should put this inside the card... LOL "</blockquote>




I follow a photography page where they do the first one and also tape a piece of wrapping paper on their mouths. It's quite funny