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Sooo.... You wanna suck my dick? Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 611 posts
16th Aug '12

Begin rant:




I came home from working. Im tired and hungry. All I want to eat is my tacos and I want to go to bed. Why DH insists to flap his dick in my face is beyond me. I should have punched him right in his sack... "soooo... You wanna suck my dick?" uh no. Thanks. I hate doing sexual things in the living room anyways because it always seems like my cats are watching..... Keep your dick out of my face I'm trying to eat..



Sorry pointless rant :)

October2011 Due April 3; 1 child; Pennsylvania 6494 posts
16th Aug '12

"no, i'm too busy licking my taco....."

user banned 1 child; Jamaica, OH, United States 7126 posts
16th Aug '12

At least he wants to :?



Butttt that would be pretty irritating. I've dealt with that before lol

Megan +2 2 kids; New Jersey 1384 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting October2011:" "no, i'm too busy licking my taco.....""


Bahahaha.



I hate when DH gets "in the mood" at the worst times. Like, I'm crampy and exhausted, do not walk up to me in the kitchen and pull your dick out like it's a new discovery. Put it away.

Bethy-Poodles Due November 14 (boy); 2 kids; Prosser, Washington 5867 posts
16th Aug '12

Hubby will harass me with his morning wood. Not in a sexual way, but in a poking me in the back with it until I glare at him kind of way.

Buffy♥ 2 kids; Japan 3741 posts
16th Aug '12

I f**king hate that shit!!!

ArmyWife & Mom x3 TTC since Jan 2014; 3 kids; Colorado 2069 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting October2011:" "no, i'm too busy licking my taco.....""


:!: :twisted:

Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 611 posts
16th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting 41 weeks.:</b>" Bahahaha. I hate when DH gets "in the mood" at the worst times. Like, I'm crampy and exhausted, do not walk up to me in the kitchen and pull your dick out like it's a new discovery. Put it away."</blockquote>



Hahaha I don't understand their logic. He does this if I'm bending over to tie my shoe he will whip it out and tap it on my lower back..... Jesus Christ are you kidding me this is a clean shirt :/

~*~ Nichole ~*~ 4 kids; Vancouver, Washington 11261 posts
16th Aug '12

Omg hahaha :lol:

.:Stacy Renee:. 19 kids; Ohio 6509 posts
16th Aug '12

Am I the only one who likes having a dick in my face 24/7? :lol:

user banned 1 child; Jamaica, OH, United States 7126 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting .:Stacy Renee:.:" Am I the only one who likes having a dick in my face 24/7? :lol:"


I'm kinda wishin SO would do that to me a little more often honestly lol

Megan +2 2 kids; New Jersey 1384 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting CaviBonDani:" <blockquote><b>Quoting 41 weeks.:</b>" Bahahaha. I hate when DH gets "in the mood" ... [snip!] ... to tie my shoe he will whip it out and tap it on my lower back..... Jesus Christ are you kidding me this is a clean shirt :/"


LMAO. Sometimes I'm into it, but usually I'm so grossed out by him trying so hard. If I'm bending over to get juice for DD in the fridge, that is NOT your cue to grab my hips and dry hump me.

Lois. 1 child; Pennsylvania 2587 posts
16th Aug '12

Hahaha I'm so glad that I'm not the only one.
It seems like every time my SO takes a shower he'll come into the living room naked & just stand there till I say no and tell him to go away lol.

Cristal Reed 1 child; Anderson, California 230 posts
16th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting .:Stacy Renee:.:</b>" Am I the only one who likes having a dick in my face 24/7? :lol:"</blockquote>




Haha I was thinking well maybe I'm just a horn dog!

Ashley Rae:) Due July 6; 1 child; West Virginia 722 posts
16th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting CaviBonDani:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting 41 weeks.:</b>" Bahahaha. I hate when DH gets "in the mood" ... [snip!] ... to tie my shoe he will whip it out and tap it on my lower back..... Jesus Christ are you kidding me this is a clean shirt :/"</blockquote>




I think you're with my SO lmao. I bend over to do stuff and he always pulls it out and pokes or taps me with it like I'll mount him right there just for showing it to me lol. I thought I was the only one who had a SO with a sex drive of a 15 year old boy.