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Bethy-Poodles Due November 14 (boy); 2 kids; Prosser, Washington 5867 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting S&T+1:" Hahaha I'm so glad that I'm not the only one. It seems like every time my SO takes a shower he'll come into the living room naked & just stand there till I say no and tell him to go away lol."

My hubby will stand in the shower and yell 'Babe! Hey babe! I need some help babe!' I go in, move the shower curtain to look at him, and BAM! p***s in my face. Right there, an inch from it. Really?? Lol, gotta love him though...

Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 614 posts
16th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting 41 weeks.:</b>" LMAO. Sometimes I'm into it, but usually I'm so grossed out by him trying so hard. If I'm bending over to get juice for DD in the fridge, that is NOT your cue to grab my hips and dry hump me."</blockquote>



Lmfao he does this too. I just let out a big sigh and to let me know when he's done -.-

.:Stacy Renee:. 19 kids; Ohio 6510 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting Laneys*Mama:" I'm kinda wishin SO would do that to me a little more often honestly lol"


My ex before DH never wanted to have sex, neglected me until I couldn't take that shit anymore. Now, I relish in the fact that DH is always touching me or putting my hands on him :P

Lois. 1 child; Pennsylvania 2653 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting Bethy-poodles:" My hubby will stand in the shower and yell 'Babe! Hey babe! I need some help babe!' I go in, move the ... [snip!] ... shower curtain to look at him, and BAM! p***s in my face. Right there, an inch from it. Really?? Lol, gotta love him though... "


Haha! My SO does annoying crap like that all the time. I swear every morning he's home I get woken up from him poking me in the butt with his dick. I just wanna rip it off sometimes.

Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 614 posts
16th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Ashley Rae:):</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting CaviBonDani:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting 41 weeks.:</b>" ... [snip!] ... him right there just for showing it to me lol. I thought I was the only one who had a SO with a sex drive of a 15 year old boy."</blockquote>



Lmao so true :D

Leigh [CJK's Mom] 1 child; Austin, Texas 5220 posts
16th Aug '12

HAHA, this is cracking me up.



I have the same stories.



Or I will be in the living room, quietly reading, DS is napping on the couch next to me, and he pulls his dick out and puts it on the page.



Excuse me, this chapter is a little more interesting.......

Bethy-Poodles Due November 14 (boy); 2 kids; Prosser, Washington 5867 posts
17th Aug '12

~sigh~ I pretend to be annoyed when shit like that happens, but really, it makes me love him even more. Is that odd? Lol

user banned 1 child; Jamaica, OH, United States 7126 posts
16th Aug '12
Quoting .:Stacy Renee:.:" My ex before DH never wanted to have sex, neglected me until I couldn't take that shit anymore. Now, I relish in the fact that DH is always touching me or putting my hands on him :P"


This is gonna sound bad, but most of my exes were not very physically appealing to me so my sex drive was 0 and theirs was through the roof.
Now that I've got someone I'm insanely attracted to, I have to try to convince him to do it. Bullshit!! lol

Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 614 posts
17th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Bethy-poodles:</b>" My hubby will stand in the shower and yell 'Babe! Hey babe! I need some help babe!' I go in, move the ... [snip!] ... shower curtain to look at him, and BAM! p***s in my face. Right there, an inch from it. Really?? Lol, gotta love him though... "</blockquote>




Haha DH lies and says he needs a towel I open the door and yeah he's shaking his hips side to side and flapping his member around like a rag doll.... Hahaha :D

Addy'sMama♡ 1 child; 1 angel baby; Houston, Texas 614 posts
17th Aug '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Leigh [CJK's Mom]:</b>" HAHA, this is cracking me up. I have the same stories. Or I will be in the living room, quietly reading, ... [snip!] ... next to me, and he pulls his dick out and puts it on the page. Excuse me, this chapter is a little more interesting......."</blockquote>



Lol I'd be like wtf this is a library book!!!! Haha

Leigh [CJK's Mom] 1 child; Austin, Texas 5220 posts
17th Aug '12
Quoting CaviBonDani:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Leigh [CJK's Mom]:</b>" HAHA, this is cracking me up. I have ... [snip!] ... me, this chapter is a little more interesting......."</blockquote> Lol I'd be like wtf this is a library book!!!! Haha"


"Stop, this is a good part!" (I've usually read the book before.)



"Well, this is a better part....of me!"



:roll: "Please. Now put it away."



":cry:"



Bethy-Poodles Due November 14 (boy); 2 kids; Prosser, Washington 5867 posts
17th Aug '12
Quoting CaviBonDani:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Bethy-poodles:</b>" My hubby will stand in the shower and yell ... [snip!] ... towel I open the door and yeah he's shaking his hips side to side and flapping his member around like a rag doll.... Hahaha :D"

Boys and their junk, I swear. Although, sometimes out of nowhere I will grab my b**bs, but that's just because they're huge and pregnant now. It's like boys were born with their own toy to play with.

MarcThomisan TTA since May 2012; Japan 1 posts
16th Aug '13

Chris often does this to me :? and SOOOOO often am I like "ill bite it off if you want :twisted:" it usually makes him go into the bathroom and do it himself, I pretend not to notice :D. The other day I was looking in the lower pantry for a bandaid for my arm, which I had cut, and the only he could think to do was say "you look sexy like that" when I turned around it was right in my face and I had my mouth open to yell at him, so him queue was to SHOVE IT IN and here is me: :shock: -> :evil:. He couldnt tell that the gash in my arm didnt hurt and that I would end up sucking his dick -never happened- although, it did happen later ^-^

Jeronimo 2 kids; California 1436 posts
16th Aug '13

Porn has ruined our expectations on how easy it is to initiate sex.

Momma Tee... 2 kids; Arkansas 1418 posts
16th Aug '13

I swear, everytime I hear my DH say the word "Hey" I turn around to see him with his dick out. It's kinda cute when he does it most of the time, but when it's like the 5th or 6th time he's done it that day, I'm kinda over it. Like "Yeah, honey, it looks the same as it did an hour ago...Idk what the smurf you want from me!" Or if he comes to bed after I do and wakes me up by rubbing my hand on his balls....One of these days I'm gonna walk around shoving his face into my cleavage over and over.