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DH naked while drunk? BG Secrets Arizona 4906 posts
2nd Oct '12

DH invited one of his buddy's over the other day. They got a bottle of jager. Once they got through that, they drank half a bottle of rum and nearly a whole bottle of vodka. About halfway through it all, I told DH I was going to bed. He said he'd be there shortly.



I wake up at 7am and DH isn't in bed. I go into the living room. He's passed out on the couch with his friend. His friend is fully clothed. DH is COMPLETELY naked. They were laying the same direction on the couch, DH just near his friends butt.



WTF. What would be your first reaction? My first reaction was he was drunk and forgot his friend was on the couch and got naked??



But then part of me is like seriously...why the hell is he naked laying on the couch with another dude.



I asked him, he says he doesn't remember what happened at all. He says he asked his friend and his friend doesn't remember at all either. Part of me is thinking maybe they are too ashamed to admit if anything happened.



Gah, I wish this wasn't going through my head. He LOVES sex, boobs, vagina. He (unfortunately) says he hates gay scenes in movies. It's gross to him.



So I'm probably overreacting...right?

NewMommyXOXO 1 child; South Carolina 1183 posts
2nd Oct '12

woah...that's a little weird. No matter how drunk my husband has gotten, he wouldn't be laying next to another man naked. lol

Phallus Cranium cocksuck, LA, Sri Lanka 108913 posts
2nd Oct '12

I think if anything sexual happened, the other guy would have shown signs of it as well.

Have you personally asked the friend?

Red Rover Due February 25; 16 kids; California 1802 posts
2nd Oct '12

lol..at frist Id be WTF??? but once the dust settles it is kinda funny.
Id just make fun of him if that was my DH. Then it will never happen again. lol

SR ♥ 1 child; V, AR, United States 7869 posts
2nd Oct '12

Definitely.




My late sister got drunk, pissed in the kitchen, stripped her clothes off, and woke up naked with just a towel over her on the floor beside me. I hadn't drank, so I knew what happened.

Fairy [God] Mother Due February 23 (girl); 17 kids; Stratham, New Hampshire 7085 posts
2nd Oct '12

I would definitely have some questions

user banned 2 kids; Bat Cave, North Carolina 64587 posts
2nd Oct '12

:lol:



Ahhaha. Uhm...I can't imagine anything happened.
Drunk =/= Gay..and his friend was fully clothed.



He probably drank too much, puked on himself or pissed his pants, and got naked :lol:

whack a mole crazy Due January 23 (boy); Nebraska 2651 posts
2nd Oct '12

LOL, i'm sorry, this made me laugh. umm, honestly i have NO idea what to say? from what i know about ass sex if that it hurts really bad, wouldnt you remember butt fucking somebody? sounds to me like they should have gotten alcohol poisoning from all that shit they drank though!

BG Secrets Arizona 4906 posts
2nd Oct '12
Quoting Red Rover:" lol..at frist Id be WTF??? but once the dust settles it is kinda funny. Id just make fun of him if that was my DH. Then it will never happen again. lol"


I tried to tease him about it and he got all defensive saying I was calling him gay

BG Secrets Arizona 4906 posts
2nd Oct '12
Quoting .Colleen.:" I think if anything sexual happened, the other guy would have shown signs of it as well. Have you personally asked the friend?"


No, I don't even really know him that well. That would be super awkward

BG Secrets Arizona 4906 posts
2nd Oct '12
Quoting whack a mole crazy:" LOL, i'm sorry, this made me laugh. umm, honestly i have NO idea what to say? from what i know about ... [snip!] ... butt fucking somebody? sounds to me like they should have gotten alcohol poisoning from all that shit they drank though!"


Yeah, but what if his friend.....eww....blew him or something?

* MRS KING * 2 kids; Whitesboro, Oklahoma 1550 posts
2nd Oct '12

Ummm SO wouldnt lay on a couch with another man period. Asleep or not. Naked or clothed. And the fact that his friend wasnt weirded out by a naked guy near his bum sounds extremely suspicious. Ik my hubby would flip the fuck out!

Blythe. 1 child; Indiana 22379 posts
2nd Oct '12

I would find that really funny and probably take a pic

SR ♥ 1 child; V, AR, United States 7869 posts
2nd Oct '12
Quoting BG Secrets:" Yeah, but what if his friend.....eww....blew him or something?"


Getting shitfaced drunk does not make someone gay.

Suckysuckyy[3] Due June 12; 2 kids; Louisiana 796 posts
2nd Oct '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Blythe.:</b>" I would find that really funny and probably take a pic"</blockquote>




Me to!But then I would be like "Wtf?!?"



Knowing my husband he wouldn't do that period lol