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My KID said that?! Sofie+#2 Due March 18; TTC since Jun 2014; 1 child; Sheffield, So, United Kingdom 7456 posts
status 4th Oct '12
HotMom21ERF Due December 17 (twins); 1 child; Kentucky 20487 posts
4th Oct '12

OMG!!!!! bwahahahaha!!!! "Mama , I think I have a cut on my penis cheeks" PRICELESS

Audreyymichelle Due June 14; 1 child; Delaware 2327 posts
4th Oct '12

When I was little my mom and I came home to find our golden retriever standing on the coffee table and I said "look mommy she's standing on the table like a woman" my mom still doesn't know where I got that from haha

*Danielle88*((momma.to.2) 2 kids; Atascadero, California 2354 posts
4th Oct '12

lol to all of them!

~Mrs.SoldierBoy~ Due September 2 (boy); 1 child; Colorado 4969 posts
4th Oct '12

I am over hear rolling!! Those are so funny!
I've always had a round face (even though I was pretty petite I've always had the cheeks). When I was in high school, maybe 15 or 16, my niece would have been 3 or 4. We were sitting at the dinner table one day and out of nowhere she looked at me and said "Aunt Heather, when will your baby cheeks go away? I don't have any more baby fat on my cheeks and I'm littler than you." I just looked at her then slowly put my head down on the table lol.

Mari-C 18 kids; Nebraska 3695 posts
4th Oct '12

"You're killing my nuts, Mom!!" hahaha

Thanks for sharing...work is a draaaag right now!

Kim ♥ 2247517922 2 kids; Colorado Springs, Colorado 26777 posts
4th Oct '12

LOL!



One night, my husband and I were laying in bed with his head on my stomach. Our girls were standing next to our bed. My youngest was chewing on the edge of the bed. I kept telling her "don't eat that!" Then my husband started imitating the eating motion after he flipped over onto his stomach. My 3 year old yelled "Daddy, stop eating Mommy's vagina!!" I laughed so hard I cried!

Belle De Jour Due October 8 (boy); 2 kids; Kentucky 18909 posts
4th Oct '12
Quoting Kim ♥ 2247517922:" LOL! One night, my husband and I were laying in bed with his head on my stomach. Our girls were standing ... [snip!] ... after he flipped over onto his stomach. My 3 year old yelled "Daddy, stop eating Mommy's vagina!!" I laughed so hard I cried!"


:shock: :lol: OMG! I Would have died!!!

Clopton™ 2 kids; Tulsa, OK, United States 3237 posts
4th Oct '12

Haha! I love them all! Too funny! I wonder what lovely things DD will soon start saying. :)