If anyone remembers, over the summer, this awesome lady: http://members.baby-gaga.com/member698043 brought us two "Troll Story" contests.
They were a big hit and a HUGE laugh. So, I asked her if she planned to do more or if I could take over and she gave me the go ahead to do so because she's extra busy these next few weeks! :D
I copied and pasted the rules from the other contests, so basically it's exactly the same.
RULES:~ Post your best made up troll story ever!
~ Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG ( by real trolls or found in previous contest).
~ Must be authentically yours.
~ Anything is acceptable and all entries will be accepted.
~ You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
HAVE FUN EVERYONE! :D
I am going to give this a try just for the hell of it.
Hello, my name is Amberlee and I am new on this site. I am 13 and TTC with my man who is 20. He says he wants a baby with me real bad and I agree because even though we have only been dating for a week, we are so totally in love! He told me he wants me to have all 7 of his kids and I agreed. Well I wanted to know how I could get pregnant with 7 babies at once? He said he would have to cum in me 7 diff times in a night but I am not 100% sure, can anyone help me?
Btw, please no judging, I may only be 13 but I am 100% ready to have a baby, I finished middle school and I have my own lemonade stand in my front yard which I work from all day and make lots of money, oh and that is on top of my bfs salary which he makes by cleaning up his moms house once a week. We are TOTALLY ready to be parents!
Hayyy horrrseee. I'm 16 1/2. Lets go back to 6 months ago, I was rillll mad at my mom, so i decided to make a move on my daddy. Well, he's not my sperm daddy, but my new daddy since my first ones in jail, kwim?. Anyyywhoo, I just found out i'm pregnant! I'm so friiiiking excited. Got what i wanted, thought i stole my moms man, man the bitch pissed me OFF!! Now, hears the real problem... I planned that i'd just have my mom take care of the kid, and i can see it sumtimz u kno? BUT, shes sooooo mad at me now, and she kicked me out! I got that new preg test, where u pee on it and it tells u who the daddy is .... so now im livin in my new boyfraands, Kevintramin's. Well, he think its hiz baby. Hes gonna b real suprised when this baby comes out yeller as can be! I got this new plan to take care of my little Shanayany Mi'Angel Rose/Tommyla'flare Kingston Youngtown (depending on if its got a weiner or not). Ima load up on duct tape and toilet paper and make its diapers out of that!, wipes? ill use those cleanin ones, they is WAYYY cheaper, and who needs a damn carseat? i mean shit, someone will always be around to hold the kid, or i can just strap it in the front seat. oh shit, almost forgot about clothes... eh well it can either wear my old clothes that i cut up for it... or wear its birthday suit all the time lyk its mama!!
What you guys think? Think I can do this!? I'm sure I can!
Don't hate, just appreciate. Later bitcccccches. Keep ya posted
Okay, so, I go by the name of Shibby.
Heres my story, I may need some real advice to break the ice.
So, I contacted some girl..I asked her to sleep with Bret Micheals..and I would pay her $500.00 for it.
But the catch being, she would have to save his condom and give it to me. Long story short, I am pregnant with Bret Micheals child..uhm..how do I tell him?
I'm going to force a paternity test on him once the baby is here
Bahaha you ladies are funnaay. :D
I'm Deborah. Pronounced "Deb-OR-Ah" And I'm new on this site! I'm 16 and I seen my girlfriend on fb had ah app for this and it looked pretty flyyy. Butt I have ah problem. I wanted to post on here because I don't know any of you in real life. And this is real bad...
When I was 11, I started having sex. I had sex with everyone in the whole 6th grade. The boys that were to scared to stick it in let me put my mouth on it. There were all sorts of different shapes and sizes, I just couldn't decide which one I liked the best!! So I had to do them all again!
WELLL, So I had ah baby. I wanted her to live up to her full expectations in life, so I named her Krystal. Krystal Chandylier. She is now 4 and ah half and my girl can already drop it low!!
Anyways! Long story short, we couldn't figure out who da daddy was. We tested everyone in the 6th grade and no one matched..
Then they tested my brother... I had only practiced on him once! I just don't know how it happened!! I haven't told no one who da real daddy is cause I don't want no one to know..
My question is, is it possible to get pregnant in your ass? Cause he took it out and c*m in my ass when he was done.. And that's how everyone since then has done it.. And now, I'm pregnant again!! I'm up to 64 guys and I plan to keep going! I want to hit 100 guys by the time I'm 18.
I'm excited about this baby more because I know my food stamps will go up and my momma said if I keep poppin out babiies she ain't gonna buy me no more food. That's okay, the more I babies I pop the more $$$ I make!
HELLO I'M 15 YEARS YOUNG. I AM DATING A 40 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN. I AM PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS, BUT I AM AFRAID TO TELL THE GUY. HE IS GOING TO KILL ME, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET RID OF THEM EITHER. I HAVE NAMES PICKED OUT ALREADY:
IF IT'S ALL BOYS
SHAWN'IQ, DAMNION, AND TRUCKING
IF IT'S ALL GIRLS:
DIYDYI, SARTION, AND FORGER
EITHER WAY I AM GOING TO USE THOSE NAMES. I KNOW YOU GONNA HATE BECAUSE I AM USING UNIQUA NAMES. I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS MAN EVEN THOUGH HE IS MARRIED. I LUV HIM A HOLE BUNCH. NOBODY WILL PUT HIM IN JAIL EITHER. IF THEY DO I WILL KILL THEM ALL.
NO MEAN COMMENTS a*****es
Does anyone else read these with a ghetto "accent"? :lol:
Hihi! I'm Janine! 20 years young and been a dancer since the day I turned 18! One of the regulars at the club told me his wife is on this site when I brought my daughter to work with me the other day. We talked between sets because he was surprised to see a 4 year old up on stage with me and I told him the baby sitter flaked on me. I didn't see a problem since I want her to follow in her momma's footsteps! j/k lol ♥ ♥
Anywaiz! I just wanted to introduce myself and say hi to all you ladies! I can't wait to talk more about things, like since today is Halloween I was wondering what your kids are dressing as?! I'm dressing Chastity in a costume inspired by Victoria Secret models. She is going to be super cute with the big angel wings. I have to work that night though, so she's gonna be hanging out with my friends and I in the club. It'll be so crazy adorable to be wearing matching outfits during my set :D
Can't wait to hear your costume ideas!
Some of these are hilarious
EH its gone you missed it =/
<blockquote><b>Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:</b>" Does anyone else read these with a ghetto "accent"? :lol:"</blockquote>
hai guyz my name is laranda! i got preggz at 14 and a half by the love of my life, he wuz 40 at the time but it doeznt matter, we wuz in love! anywayz, i dont know how far along i am? how can i tell without going to the doc? i dont want to waste my time going there when i could be smoking weed and drinking instead, kwim? BUT DONT JUDGE ME, IMMA TAKE DAMN GOOD CARE OF MY BABII. if its a boy im naming him prince lil wayne. if its a girl im naming her princess sha'qeutta. WELL WISH ME LUCK GUYZ i dont want to get to fat i hope the babii is born soon!!!
I love how most of these are teens lol
Quoting *X-scream Diva*:" I love how most of these are teens lol"
thats why i said i was 23 lol to change it up some
Hello My Name Is Eunice I Just Found Out That My 15 Year Old Got Knocked Up By Some Black Guy And Now She Wants An Abortion How Do I Make Her Not Get One Since I Dont Want To Be Mommy To A Baby Killer But At The Same Time I Dont Want A Grandkid Thats Half Black What Do I Do And Dont Say Adoption Because I Dont Want My Grandkid Raised By Some Family Who Shouldnt Have Kids Because If There Adopting Then Obviously The Almighty Doesnt Want Them Having Kids So Adoption Is A Sin Too And I Dont Condone That Thank You And God Bless You All
Unless Your Teen Pregnant Then Burn In Hell
Just an intro.
My name is Jessica and I am 28 and on baby #8. I have had a child every 9-10 months. My first 7 are all girls and this one is a boy. I receive $400-$500 per child per month in child support from each of their fathers. My first lil girl is named Neveah. I know I know everyone named their kid that but it was not as popular 7 yrs ago. Her father pays me CS under the table because he is still married to his b***h of a wife. The second and third children are named Annabella and Clarabella (not twins) Their father is in the military and he asked that I dont tell the military that he has two children out of wedlock and pays me $1000 a month in CS. Number 4 was a one night stand with my boss at work. Dumb ass knew I could get pregnant but still hit this hot ass! He pays me $500 in CS and gives me more money whenever his little girl needs anything. Her name is Padma. Then there is Deedre, Hannah, and Finley. These three are the products of a relationship I thought would work out but he failed to inform me he had a few girlfriends and a few more children. I was not going to be a step mother, hell to the no! So he pays $1500 +/- through a court order. Now I am pregnant with number 8 and this time its a boy! The babys father is a bit wealthy and asks that I dont tell anyone who he is. He plays professional Football with the NFL!! He is so hot. He also is a freaking idiot. I want to circ and my new boyfriend (the babys father) said no way. He is circed though so I dont understand his point of view. I already scheduled the procedure behind my boyfriends back and am having it done whether he likes it or not. We are not married so he really has no say in the matter. I also want to formula feed so I wont be tied down to a baby. I formula fed all of my girls and they are just fine. Each of their fathers liked that I formula fed because then they got visitations earlier than normal. But I have an issue with this babys father because he wants his son to be breastfed. What the f**k? Who the f**k is he to tell me what I can and cant do with MY son?!? I tried to explain that breast feeding will destroy my tits!!! I am too young to have happy slappy pieces of skin just hanging off my body like that! Ewwww just f**king disgusting! I think I am just going to break up with him and get my money from him like I do with each of the girls. If he wants his son breastfed then let him do it right? How much should I ask him for in Child support because his son will not live like we have been. He deserves what an NFL player can give him! A nice big house, car, toys, etc! He is gonna pay but he will pay what I feel this childs lifestyle should be since he is a baby of money! Well I hope to talk more with all of ya and please parent-tank me I need all the support I can get!