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[[Breezy]] 1 child; Savannah, Georgia 12802 posts
31st Oct '12

Bahaha you ladies are funnaay. :D

Rebecca(Adam'sMommy) 1 child; Beaufort, South Carolina 3251 posts
31st Oct '12

Helloo everyone!!



I'm Deborah. Pronounced "Deb-OR-Ah" And I'm new on this site! I'm 16 and I seen my girlfriend on fb had ah app for this and it looked pretty flyyy. Butt I have ah problem. I wanted to post on here because I don't know any of you in real life. And this is real bad...



When I was 11, I started having sex. I had sex with everyone in the whole 6th grade. The boys that were to scared to stick it in let me put my mouth on it. There were all sorts of different shapes and sizes, I just couldn't decide which one I liked the best!! So I had to do them all again!



WELLL, So I had ah baby. I wanted her to live up to her full expectations in life, so I named her Krystal. Krystal Chandylier. She is now 4 and ah half and my girl can already drop it low!!



Anyways! Long story short, we couldn't figure out who da daddy was. We tested everyone in the 6th grade and no one matched..



Then they tested my brother... I had only practiced on him once! I just don't know how it happened!! I haven't told no one who da real daddy is cause I don't want no one to know..



My question is, is it possible to get pregnant in your ass? Cause he took it out and c*m in my ass when he was done.. And that's how everyone since then has done it.. And now, I'm pregnant again!! I'm up to 64 guys and I plan to keep going! I want to hit 100 guys by the time I'm 18.



I'm excited about this baby more because I know my food stamps will go up and my momma said if I keep poppin out babiies she ain't gonna buy me no more food. That's okay, the more I babies I pop the more $$$ I make!

Mommy to 3!!!! 3 kids; Lincoln, Alabama 10234 posts
31st Oct '12

HELLO I'M 15 YEARS YOUNG. I AM DATING A 40 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN. I AM PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS, BUT I AM AFRAID TO TELL THE GUY. HE IS GOING TO KILL ME, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET RID OF THEM EITHER. I HAVE NAMES PICKED OUT ALREADY:
IF IT'S ALL BOYS
SHAWN'IQ, DAMNION, AND TRUCKING
IF IT'S ALL GIRLS:
DIYDYI, SARTION, AND FORGER
EITHER WAY I AM GOING TO USE THOSE NAMES. I KNOW YOU GONNA HATE BECAUSE I AM USING UNIQUA NAMES. I AM GOING TO MARRY THIS MAN EVEN THOUGH HE IS MARRIED. I LUV HIM A HOLE BUNCH. NOBODY WILL PUT HIM IN JAIL EITHER. IF THEY DO I WILL KILL THEM ALL.
NO MEAN COMMENTS a*****es

☮Sugar Magnolia 1 child; Indiana 18293 posts
31st Oct '12

Does anyone else read these with a ghetto "accent"? :lol:

HamHam Squeekerz 2 kids; Columbus, OH, United States 13724 posts
31st Oct '12

Hihi! I'm Janine! 20 years young and been a dancer since the day I turned 18! One of the regulars at the club told me his wife is on this site when I brought my daughter to work with me the other day. We talked between sets because he was surprised to see a 4 year old up on stage with me and I told him the baby sitter flaked on me. I didn't see a problem since I want her to follow in her momma's footsteps! j/k lol ♥ ♥



Anywaiz! I just wanted to introduce myself and say hi to all you ladies! I can't wait to talk more about things, like since today is Halloween I was wondering what your kids are dressing as?! I'm dressing Chastity in a costume inspired by Victoria Secret models. She is going to be super cute with the big angel wings. I have to work that night though, so she's gonna be hanging out with my friends and I in the club. It'll be so crazy adorable to be wearing matching outfits during my set :D



Can't wait to hear your costume ideas!
Mwah! ♥
~Janine

Ozzie & BamBam 17 kids; Houston, Texas 3906 posts
31st Oct '12

Some of these are hilarious

Ozzie & BamBam 17 kids; Houston, Texas 3906 posts
31st Oct '12

EH its gone you missed it =/

Ozzie & BamBam 17 kids; Houston, Texas 3906 posts
31st Oct '12

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let it be California 41018 posts
31st Oct '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:</b>" Does anyone else read these with a ghetto "accent"? :lol:"</blockquote>




Yes. lmfao

Norah&Ellie's Momma 2 kids; Kentucky 4156 posts
31st Oct '12

hai guyz my name is laranda! i got preggz at 14 and a half by the love of my life, he wuz 40 at the time but it doeznt matter, we wuz in love! anywayz, i dont know how far along i am? how can i tell without going to the doc? i dont want to waste my time going there when i could be smoking weed and drinking instead, kwim? BUT DONT JUDGE ME, IMMA TAKE DAMN GOOD CARE OF MY BABII. if its a boy im naming him prince lil wayne. if its a girl im naming her princess sha'qeutta. WELL WISH ME LUCK GUYZ i dont want to get to fat i hope the babii is born soon!!!

It's so Fluffayy! Due March 17; 19 kids; Texas 4279 posts
31st Oct '12

I love how most of these are teens lol

user banned Due November 26; 1 child; Parkersburg, West Virginia 9548 posts
31st Oct '12
Quoting *X-scream Diva*:" I love how most of these are teens lol"


thats why i said i was 23 lol to change it up some

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
31st Oct '12

Hello My Name Is Eunice I Just Found Out That My 15 Year Old Got Knocked Up By Some Black Guy And Now She Wants An Abortion How Do I Make Her Not Get One Since I Dont Want To Be Mommy To A Baby Killer But At The Same Time I Dont Want A Grandkid Thats Half Black What Do I Do And Dont Say Adoption Because I Dont Want My Grandkid Raised By Some Family Who Shouldnt Have Kids Because If There Adopting Then Obviously The Almighty Doesnt Want Them Having Kids So Adoption Is A Sin Too And I Dont Condone That Thank You And God Bless You All




Unless Your Teen Pregnant Then Burn In Hell

My Lil' Monsters 5 kids; 3 angel babies; Surprise, Arizona 4144 posts
31st Oct '12

Just an intro.
My name is Jessica and I am 28 and on baby #8. I have had a child every 9-10 months. My first 7 are all girls and this one is a boy. I receive $400-$500 per child per month in child support from each of their fathers. My first lil girl is named Neveah. I know I know everyone named their kid that but it was not as popular 7 yrs ago. Her father pays me CS under the table because he is still married to his b***h of a wife. The second and third children are named Annabella and Clarabella (not twins) Their father is in the military and he asked that I dont tell the military that he has two children out of wedlock and pays me $1000 a month in CS. Number 4 was a one night stand with my boss at work. Dumb ass knew I could get pregnant but still hit this hot ass! He pays me $500 in CS and gives me more money whenever his little girl needs anything. Her name is Padma. Then there is Deedre, Hannah, and Finley. These three are the products of a relationship I thought would work out but he failed to inform me he had a few girlfriends and a few more children. I was not going to be a step mother, hell to the no! So he pays $1500 +/- through a court order. Now I am pregnant with number 8 and this time its a boy! The babys father is a bit wealthy and asks that I dont tell anyone who he is. He plays professional Football with the NFL!! He is so hot. He also is a freaking idiot. I want to circ and my new boyfriend (the babys father) said no way. He is circed though so I dont understand his point of view. I already scheduled the procedure behind my boyfriends back and am having it done whether he likes it or not. We are not married so he really has no say in the matter. I also want to formula feed so I wont be tied down to a baby. I formula fed all of my girls and they are just fine. Each of their fathers liked that I formula fed because then they got visitations earlier than normal. But I have an issue with this babys father because he wants his son to be breastfed. What the f**k? Who the f**k is he to tell me what I can and cant do with MY son?!? I tried to explain that breast feeding will destroy my tits!!! I am too young to have happy slappy pieces of skin just hanging off my body like that! Ewwww just f**king disgusting! I think I am just going to break up with him and get my money from him like I do with each of the girls. If he wants his son breastfed then let him do it right? How much should I ask him for in Child support because his son will not live like we have been. He deserves what an NFL player can give him! A nice big house, car, toys, etc! He is gonna pay but he will pay what I feel this childs lifestyle should be since he is a baby of money! Well I hope to talk more with all of ya and please parent-tank me I need all the support I can get!

~*~HeatherC~*~ 1 child; Ontario 1579 posts
31st Oct '12

Watching :) this is funny!