If anyone remembers, over the summer, this awesome lady: http://members.baby-gaga.com/member698043 brought us two "Troll Story" contests.
They were a big hit and a HUGE laugh. So, I asked her if she planned to do more or if I could take over and she gave me the go ahead to do so because she's extra busy these next few weeks! :D
I copied and pasted the rules from the other contests, so basically it's exactly the same.
RULES:~ Post your best made up troll story ever!
~ Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG ( by real trolls or found in previous contest).
~ Must be authentically yours.
~ Anything is acceptable and all entries will be accepted.
~ You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
HAVE FUN EVERYONE! :D
I am going to give this a try just for the hell of it.
Hello, my name is Amberlee and I am new on this site. I am 13 and TTC with my man who is 20. He says he wants a baby with me real bad and I agree because even though we have only been dating for a week, we are so totally in love! He told me he wants me to have all 7 of his kids and I agreed. Well I wanted to know how I could get pregnant with 7 babies at once? He said he would have to cum in me 7 diff times in a night but I am not 100% sure, can anyone help me?
Btw, please no judging, I may only be 13 but I am 100% ready to have a baby, I finished middle school and I have my own lemonade stand in my front yard which I work from all day and make lots of money, oh and that is on top of my bfs salary which he makes by cleaning up his moms house once a week. We are TOTALLY ready to be parents!
Hayyy horrrseee. I'm 16 1/2. Lets go back to 6 months ago, I was rillll mad at my mom, so i decided to make a move on my daddy. Well, he's not my sperm daddy, but my new daddy since my first ones in jail, kwim?. Anyyywhoo, I just found out i'm pregnant! I'm so friiiiking excited. Got what i wanted, thought i stole my moms man, man the bitch pissed me OFF!! Now, hears the real problem... I planned that i'd just have my mom take care of the kid, and i can see it sumtimz u kno? BUT, shes sooooo mad at me now, and she kicked me out! I got that new preg test, where u pee on it and it tells u who the daddy is .... so now im livin in my new boyfraands, Kevintramin's. Well, he think its hiz baby. Hes gonna b real suprised when this baby comes out yeller as can be! I got this new plan to take care of my little Shanayany Mi'Angel Rose/Tommyla'flare Kingston Youngtown (depending on if its got a weiner or not). Ima load up on duct tape and toilet paper and make its diapers out of that!, wipes? ill use those cleanin ones, they is WAYYY cheaper, and who needs a damn carseat? i mean shit, someone will always be around to hold the kid, or i can just strap it in the front seat. oh shit, almost forgot about clothes... eh well it can either wear my old clothes that i cut up for it... or wear its birthday suit all the time lyk its mama!!
What you guys think? Think I can do this!? I'm sure I can!
Don't hate, just appreciate. Later bitcccccches. Keep ya posted
Okay, so, I go by the name of Shibby.
Heres my story, I may need some real advice to break the ice.
So, I contacted some girl..I asked her to sleep with Bret Micheals..and I would pay her $500.00 for it.
But the catch being, she would have to save his condom and give it to me. Long story short, I am pregnant with Bret Micheals child..uhm..how do I tell him?
I'm going to force a paternity test on him once the baby is here
ello my name is jessikah. i am 16.
so i met the super awsome man online and he is 36 he lives in canada and i live in arizona so i have not met him in person but we talk on skype all the time. he acceptz me for who i am and he knows i have a two year old baby names jakobe who live with my mom because he is annyoing at this age and i cant deal with his tanrums and shit.
well me and my man have cybersex its really fun but i think i may have gotten pregnant from it can that happen????/ im scared my period is 2 days late and i swear i can feel baby movments!! just like when i was pregz with jakobe! i think im gunna buy a pee test soon because im so nervous if i am pregnant with his baby i have to move to canada and i will have to take my mom with me becuz i cant deal with my kid!! omg why is lyfe so freaking hard!!!!! :(
be nice to me please,,,, i will update u all soon i prmise
Quoting Lily'sMama♥:" ello my name is jessikah. i am 16. so i met the super awsome man online and he is 36 he lives in canada ... [snip!] ... i cant deal with my kid!! omg why is lyfe so freaking hard!!!!! :( be nice to me please,,,, i will update u all soon i prmise"
lol that's great
wassup y'all! im amburrr yeah thats how i spell it. im 17 and a proud mommy to my lil gurl raquel delatrees. im 34 weeks pregnant now with a boy his names gonna be antoine clayton. i am sooooo done being pregnant im done havin to pee all the time i cant sleep and my back hurts like a biatch! im gonna try some castor oil here soon but i was wonderin if anybody had any tips for starting labor on my own. i want my hot n sexi body back so i can start hittin up the clubs again. can y'all blame me.
Hey guys my name is Carol im 22
I joined this sight about 2 months ago because my husband left me for my sister I couldn't believe it ! Anyways I noticed there was a TTC & Adoption section on here. My question is are we allowed to put our children up for adoption on this website ? I just cant take it anymore my daughter is calling her father uncle john and its sooo depressing all i want to do all day is drink and punch myself.i uploaded a few pics of me crying earlier so u guys could like feel my pain and stuff. But if we can post our kids on here for adoption I will most definatly add pictures and a few of her favorite foods etc...
Ps: DONT JUDGE ME ! Fml
:( :( :(
Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" I am going to give this a try just for the hell of it. Hello, my name is Amberlee and I am new on this ... [snip!] ... that is on top of my bfs salary which he makes by cleaning up his moms house once a week. We are TOTALLY ready to be parents!"
is this person for real? that is so messed up that it seems like a joke.
I can't believe I made it to the top 3. Yipee! :D
Quoting talexys:" is this person for real? that is so messed up that it seems like a joke."
It is a joke lol.
Okay lol.....are all of these jokes or some are real?
Quoting talexys:" "
All jokes. :) It is called Troll Story for a reason :D
One more vote to break that tie!