IDGAF ❤ 1 child; San Diego, CA, United States 30523 posts
2nd Nov '12
Quoting kieeirra:" i ask on how to start contractions not people telling me to wait if i wanna get him out as soon as possible ... [snip!] ... and i dont think its selfish because i been hurting for 7 weeks so if your just going to tell me to wait dont reply to my post"


Yea it is selfish because you want him out because he is hurting YOU, even though he isn't ready to be born yet.

marsupialjoe TTC since Jun 2003; 3 kids; Fort St John, British Columbia 454 posts
2nd Nov '12

Drink four glasses of mandarin orange juice (HAS TO BE MANDARIN or it won't work), spin in 3 clockwise circles (again, has to be clockwise.. if you accidentally spin counter clock-wise, start over with the juice.) and then repeat the following:



I'm having this baby early for the benefit of my baby
I believe that my baby will have the best chance at life if I birth him/her now
I am not a selfish mother



If you truly believe a single word of this, you are not too smart :P
I recommend reconsidering employment as an OBGYN as well.. it seems you would give TERRIBLE advice to expecting mothers who at this stage in pregnancy need not be told how to make their babies be born premature, but how to seek support in how to make the last 3-5 weeks bearable.



Best of luck.

My Lil' Monsters 5 kids; 3 angel babies; Surprise, Arizona 4144 posts
2nd Nov '12

Sorry but there is nothing you can do to start your contractions, period. If you are planning to be an OB/Gyno then you really need to start reading about these things. I have been pregnant 8 times and no matter the pain nothing in this freaking world started premature labor.
No there are exceptions but they are health related. the following:
Women are at greatest risk for premature labor if:
They are pregnant with multiples
They have had a previous premature birth
They have certain uterine or cervical abnormalities
Medical risk factors include:
Recurring bladder and/or kidney infections
Urinary tract infections, vaginal infections, and sexually transmitted infectionsInfection with fever greater than 101 degrees F during pregnancy
Unexplained vaginal bleeding after 20 weeks of pregnancy
Chronic illness such as high blood pressure, kidney disease or diabetes
Multiple first trimester abortions or one or more second trimester abortions
Underweight or overweight before pregnancy
Clotting disorder (thrombophilia)
Being pregnant with a single fetus after in vitro fertilization (IVF)
Short time between pregnancies (less than 6-9 months between birth and beginning of the next pregnancy)

That Girl. 2 kids; Florida 4109 posts
2nd Nov '12

Oh come the f**k on. Do you think your the only person who has pains and aches during pregnancy.



You must have been under the impression that pregnancy is all fun and games. And that you shit rainbows...



This is called parenthood, put your babies needs first not yourself.

Abigails_Mommy_222 Due February 3; 1 child; Ontario 2118 posts
2nd Nov '12

if you want some good adivce
take a warm bath
relax stay off your feet
use a heating pad

Kellie McCoy Due April 25; 1 child; Arkansas 2 posts
2nd Nov '12

i know the baby is hurting you but sorry 37 weeks is to early give it till you are 39 weeks and then go down really bumpy roads i done it and my son was born at 39 weeks and we came home the next day i was hurting back from the time i was 31 weeks try a really hot bath it should help

Tegan/Race/Lynox/Essyx mo Due April 18; Oklahoma 88 posts
2nd Nov '12

All 3 of mine were born 37 wks and perfectly healthy..My last 2 I did have to help tho because I was miserable. Someone before said sex...worked for me both times!! Contractions started almost directly after finishing so I just walked and walked until my thighs were hurting so bad...pain in ur thighs means labor is progressing my dr says. I just kept walking until they put me in a room and literally made me sit down. Plus walking while you labor helps baby drop and its not near as painful as laying in a bed on ur back laboring for hours. Good luck to u on gettin tht baby out. Now, bring on the criticism =)

marsupialjoe TTC since Jun 2003; 3 kids; Fort St John, British Columbia 454 posts
2nd Nov '12

Smoke a bunch of heroin.. it's not selfish because you're in pain.

sweetypieces Due November 26; Japan 1 posts
2nd Nov '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Smartass *TTC*:</b>" Your baby sounds like a real a*****e!!! Inconsiderate!"</blockquote>

Jessica Furniss Due December 2; Ohio 1 posts
2nd Nov '12

eating spicy foods helps

Emmybean 1 child; Plymouth, United Kingdom 1649 posts
2nd Nov '12

People are f**king awful.
You'll get through this OP just ignore these b***hes.

user banned Due November 7; 1 child; Dayton, Ohio 26853 posts
2nd Nov '12
Quoting baking my bun:" People are f**king awful. You'll get through this OP just ignore these b***hes."


How dare you, I am a nice lady.

That Girl. 2 kids; Florida 4109 posts
2nd Nov '12
Quoting baking my bun:" People are f**king awful. You'll get through this OP just ignore these b***hes."


I am very awful. Shanks b***h!

Emmybean 1 child; Plymouth, United Kingdom 1649 posts
2nd Nov '12
Quoting That Girl.:" I am very awful. Shanks b***h!"


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Emmybean 1 child; Plymouth, United Kingdom 1649 posts
2nd Nov '12
Quoting Smartass *TTC*:" How dare you, I am a nice lady."


I apologize profusely to you 'nice lady' may I not read your offensive crap again and think negatively about it.