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husband objects to pain relief during labor? wannaknow 2 kids; California 475 posts
5th Nov '12

Any of you ladies ever had your husband/so/bd object to you having pain relief during labor? I know I want to have an epidural, I had one with my first delivery and it was great.



My husband keeps saying that I'm a wimp because women have been having babies forever and epidurals are just modern technology, blah blah. I really want to hit him for acting like a dick about it. He isn't going to change my mind, but it makes me feel bad that he thinks I'm a wimp.

Crystal 3 kids; Hephzibah, Georgia 15030 posts
5th Nov '12

You can always offer to shove a bowling ball up his dick, then ask him how it feels.

breathingchaos 1 child; Tennessee 882 posts
5th Nov '12

Tell him you will have a drug free birth after you shove a milkshake straw in his pee hole. :)

Blythe. 1 child; Indiana 21486 posts
5th Nov '12
Quoting breathingchaos:" Tell him you will have a drug free birth after you shove a milkshake straw in his pee hole. :)"


:lol:

Larry! 2 kids; Pennsylvania 13234 posts
5th Nov '12

Tell him to go f**k himself, then proceed to kick him and the balls and he better not ice them or he's a wimp :D

Summerfrost 51 kids; Massachusetts 5748 posts
5th Nov '12
Quoting wannaknow:" Any of you ladies ever had your husband/so/bd object to you having pain relief during labor? I know I ... [snip!] ... hit him for acting like a dick about it. He isn't going to change my mind, but it makes me feel bad that he thinks I'm a wimp."


My first thought was telling him to pee a watermelon out of his weiner and see if he can do it without medication. Then you'll talk. :) He's being a jerk.

user banned 2 kids; New York 34017 posts
5th Nov '12

I feel like your hubs does. I got to the hospital and was 7cm and no big deal. I was texting the whole time lol

Phallus Cranium fuknutz, NM, Togo 103401 posts
status 5th Nov '12
Quoting wannaknow:" Any of you ladies ever had your husband/so/bd object to you having pain relief during labor? I know I ... [snip!] ... hit him for acting like a dick about it. He isn't going to change my mind, but it makes me feel bad that he thinks I'm a wimp."


When he squirts an 8 pound human out of his b******e, he can opt for no meds.

For you, the choice is yours alone.

Andi+Andy=Marley+1 2 kids; Fredericksburg, Virginia 4564 posts
5th Nov '12

I'd grab his balls and dig my nails into them and say 'oh I'm sorry! Does that hurt? Be a man and suck it up. You don't get pain relief'

-BLT- Due May 20; 1 child; St Louis, Missouri 2572 posts
5th Nov '12

Tell him to wait outside like they used to do and to not concern himself with what you do.

wannaknow 2 kids; California 475 posts
5th Nov '12
Quoting Crystal Marie S.:" You can always offer to shove a bowling ball up his dick, then ask him how it feels."


LOL.. I told him I should be able to kick him in the balls every time I contract and see how he likes it.8)

¡VinHaute! Memphis, Tennessee 44003 posts
5th Nov '12

Make a deal with him. Have him put his frank'n'beans in a vice for the entirety of your labor. Then you both can be champs together.

user banned 2 kids; Georgia 24891 posts
5th Nov '12
Quoting Crystal Marie S.:" You can always offer to shove a bowling ball up his dick, then ask him how it feels."


:D:D

P Pickle Pants 98 kids; California 20522 posts
5th Nov '12

My hubby is opposed...but so am I, so we agree.



We both feel its just too dangerous and I'd rather be in pain for a couple days (my first labor was 36 hours of active labor and longer of early labor) than put myself or my baby at risk.

Larry! 2 kids; Pennsylvania 13234 posts
5th Nov '12
Quoting JiLLiAN.:" I feel like your hubs does. I got to the hospital and was 7cm and no big deal. I was texting the whole time lol"


How about when you got to 10?