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Robert Downey Jr. Zanzibar, Tanzania 16079 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I know him. He's a civil engineer and my neighbor. He gives me homemade wine and pico de gallo every Christmas. "


Uhh... Can i come over??

Mama Lizzy :] 1 child; Texas 5575 posts
28th Nov '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" I know him. He's a civil engineer and my neighbor. He gives me homemade wine and pico de gallo every Christmas. "</blockquote>




Lmaoo

user banned 3 kids; Los Angeles, California 54034 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Michael Westen:" Uhh... Can i come over??"


Yes ma'am. HE's hot as hell, too.

MysticWitchKat 2052 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting khigh:" Fiction. They stole the story from the Hindu story of Krishna's birth."


Assuming people of these areas had heard of krishna that is.
Good Queen Bess 2 kids; Ontario 46060 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting khigh:" Fiction. They stole the story from the Hindu story of Krishna's birth."


And Osiris, and Horus, and Arris of Phrygia, and Zarathurstra, and Mithra, and Heracles, and Dionysus, and Adonis, and Hermes, and Bacchus, and Promethus....

Mom2William&Michael 2 kids; 1 angel baby; New York 7600 posts
28th Nov '12

I've no doubt that a man named Jesus could have been born all called a prophet, though I wouldn't say it's an absolute fact that he existed. But I think the whole son of God, virgin birth, etc. stuff is horseshit.

loser mom 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Oslo, ,, Norway 10902 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting MysticWitchKat:" This"



I believe in science. I think immaculate conception is impossible. But I do believe he was a real person. Naturally, the Orthodox Church needs a great story to convince others he was the Son of God.

Robert Downey Jr. Zanzibar, Tanzania 16079 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" Yes ma'am. HE's hot as hell, too."


Gah. I need to get out of this shitty state. There is like 3 hot people here.

user banned Due April 8; 1 child; Washington 11352 posts
28th Nov '12

Fact

user banned 3 kids; Los Angeles, California 54034 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Michael Westen:" Gah. I need to get out of this shitty state. There is like 3 hot people here."



We have some hotties.



But we also have some freaky deaky calf implant types that probably have micropenises.

S♡J=Malachi 1 child; 3 angel babies; Florida 3278 posts
28th Nov '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ★Bαtgirl:</b>" The question wasn't whether or not you believe in Jesus. It was whether or not you believe the exact birth story as told by the bible is true or false. "</blockquote>




Ooh well I believe it is fact.

Robert Downey Jr. Zanzibar, Tanzania 16079 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" We have some hotties. But we also have some freaky deaky calf implant types that probably have micropenises."



Hahahaha. I live in South Dakota. The attractive ones aren't even from here. Everyone else is like back woods farm boy types. Luckily, I'm strongly considering moving to Jacksonville, FL near my parents. :lol:

MysticWitchKat 2052 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting Mama to William + 1:" I've no doubt that a man named Jesus could have been born all called a prophet, though I wouldn't say ... [snip!] ... I wouldn't say it's an absolute fact that he existed. But I think the whole son of God, virgin birth, etc. stuff is horseshit."


Very true, since both birth stories vary so much and the earliest gospel, and the latest never mention this miracle birth, it's pretty doubtful.

Leisurely Duchess 1 child; Monterey, California 25884 posts
28th Nov '12

There was some hippy Jew named Jesus who roamed the countryside gathering roadies along the way, spreading the message of love, peace, forgiveness and socialism across the land. Then he was deemed too cool for his time and killed, whereupon his fans, in a rage, became a hardcore cult following after his death and out of love, elaborated and embellished upon memories and embellished even more until the stories of the man became a legend, then the man became a god.



But that guy died a long time ago.

Leisurely Duchess 1 child; Monterey, California 25884 posts
28th Nov '12
Quoting MysticWitchKat:" Very true, since both birth stories vary so much and the earliest gospel, and the latest never mention this miracle birth, it's pretty doubtful."


The fact that the the real word for virgin was never used makes the Christian translations dubious.