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WTF KID?! ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
30th Nov '12

How is it possible that in the length of time it takes me to make LO a bottle DD can take a shit, take off her diaper, and smear it ALLLLL OVER herself and everything in her room? And can someone PLEASE tell me what in the hell is so enjoyable about this "activity?" Because, I'm just not seeing it. WHUT part of squishing poop in your hands is fun? 4 days in a ROW she has done this. FOUR fucking days, the 3 previous days she did it when I put her down for a nap and went back to check on her a few minutes later. I guess today she wanted to torture me early. Jesus christ kid. I'm seriously afraid to let her play in her room. I've scrubbed everything with bleach and it still smells like a giant turd. :? FRACK! /vent

Layla's Momma ♥ 17 kids; California 4457 posts
30th Nov '12

Put a sleeper on her.

Crystal 3 kids; Hephzibah, Georgia 15566 posts
30th Nov '12

Start duct taping the things on her sheesh. Crazy child. I hope I don't get this stage.

Colt's mommy 1 child; Moore, Oklahoma 22061 posts
status 30th Nov '12

omg :( That's horrible.

Chibs 2 kids; Missouri 12147 posts
30th Nov '12

how old is she?
my LO has never done this,thankfully
but if he did id be in trouble bc his poops are diarrhea 99?% of the time

ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
30th Nov '12
Quoting PeanutButter*HerbalifeLad:" how old is she? my LO has never done this,thankfully but if he did id be in trouble bc his poops are diarrhea 99?% of the time"

She's 2. She did this for a long time before but finally stopped. Now she's doing it again. -head desk-

Chibs 2 kids; Missouri 12147 posts
30th Nov '12
Quoting Derpy the Duck:" She's 2. She did this for a long time before but finally stopped. Now she's doing it again. -head desk- "

ugh im sorry
DS is 22 months and takes his diapers off when their dirty but doesnt play in them
he doesnt like getting his hands dirty lol

user banned 2 kids; New York 34017 posts
30th Nov '12

Duct tape them on, diaper covers, onesies, etc.

Missa - gcs & emk Due January 30 (girl); 65 kids; North Carolina 50 posts
30th Nov '12

my son used to do this when he was a little over a year usaully during nap time but thank god it was in his play pen he couldnt get out so it was confined to that area all i had to do was take it outside and hose and down and bath him i never understood it either lol jus a stage some go thru i guess

CRSx2Mommy 18 kids; North Carolina 3475 posts
30th Nov '12

oh sweet lord. I would die.