Youreyeshaveit 2 kids; Orange Park, FL, United States 28778 posts
4th Apr '13

I love when two beers give me a decent buzz. Makes me happy in my heart where Jesus lives.

GrumpsMama 1 child; Whiskey d**k Mountain, WA, United States 16134 posts
4th Apr '13

OMFG this is slightly embarrassing..
I had SO order LO's cake since it was on the way to his work..
Went to pick it up and it's a full sheet. FULL. I'm just.... wtf..



There will be approx 10 people at the party. Wtf am I going to do with all that cake?



He pre paid for it.. did $45 not seem like a lot of money to you?

Emily Dickinson 18 kids; Indiana 57849 posts
4th Apr '13

Who talks like this?
"I've taken you down a primrose path of deceit."
:roll:



Where is my damn remote?

AmandaSixx + JZSE 3 kids; Gresham, Oregon 27013 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting bloopbloop♥
^.^ Chippermunkk 1 child; Dalzell, South Carolina 37492 posts
4th Apr '13

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user banned (boy); 2 kids; f**king, Austria 36337 posts
4th Apr '13
AmandaSixx + JZSE 3 kids; Gresham, Oregon 27013 posts
4th Apr '13

i watch girl on girl p**n only
:shrugs:



NFG

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
4th Apr '13

/dead
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JΔ$ Georgia 78843 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting Thisperyears:" /dead "

LOL!



That reminds me of when Sera said hi to some lady at the PX but the lady didn't say anything to her. Sera yelled out so LOUD "Well, you don't have to be so rude lady!" Embarrassing as f**k.

user banned (boy); 2 kids; f**king, Austria 36337 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting Thisperyears:" /dead "


LMAO

[Boats&Hoes] 2 kids; Youngstown, Ohio 62980 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting LEGENDARY JAS ♥:" Of course darling."


I'd hump you if I could.

JΔ$ Georgia 78843 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" I'd hump you if I could."


*pushes you off* No bew bew. This is reserved for Rocky.

user banned (boy); 2 kids; f**king, Austria 36337 posts
4th Apr '13

If I wanted a bunny I would name it Bieber.

[Boats&Hoes] 2 kids; Youngstown, Ohio 62980 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting LEGENDARY JAS ♥:" *pushes you off* No bew bew. This is reserved for Rocky."


Speaking of him, when he becomes your b***h, please don't let him wear anymore dresses. It's not a fashion statement.

user banned 1 child; Portland, Maine 20613 posts
4th Apr '13
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" If I wanted a bunny I would name it Bieber."


My first bunny was named Pepper. I was a creative m**********r.



Next one is going to be named after some pop culture bullshit.