I like how my teacher keeps telling us to make friends with our genitalia.
LO copied SO while playing COD. LO said "Goddamnit" then giggled. He was about 15 months old.
One of his favorite words was shit.. and right now it was Oh My God.. but I've been making him say "Oh my Golly"
Cuz, Golly is funny to him.....
Fucking Pre Existing condition and private health insurance...
...I wonder if the Don Draper doll is anatomically accurate.
Quoting Legendary Amanda:" Doesn't anyone else just get really fucking tired of excuses around here? Like where was the last time someone vented about something and actually took your suggestion on how to make it better? "
Its easier to blame others and expect the problem to go away on its own.
Quoting Saffy the Dragon Slayer:" ...I wonder if the Don Draper doll is anatomically accurate. :lol:"
Keep fighting, I'm sensing an early bedtime. And we'll be bagging up a lot of toys tomorrow since you guys don't feel like cleaning up after yourselves.
omg you little shit, flip the fuck around already.
29842938 cervix kicks in 10 minutes. Not fucking cool.
I'm going to sleep standing on my head tonight. Maybe that will help.
grow the fuck up, you dont have your kid every other weekend, go out then
It's 9pm. I have the rest of my final to write, then my work out. then making lunch for tomorrow, a load of laundry, and showering.
And I have to get up at 5am. Awesome.
Quoting Ellie.:" It's 9pm. I have the rest of my final to write, then my work out. then making lunch for tomorrow, a load of laundry, and showering. And I have to get up at 5am. Awesome. "
Now I want to watch 9 to 5.
I fucking love that movie.
Just keep singing that song to yourself and you'll be ok.
Yep, my childhood.
Get your shit together Target.
Dh I am so absolutely in love with you. You took a surprise half day from work since I feel miserable. Aandddd you made dinner, taking care of the kids, and are taking the day off tomorrow to spring clean for me. Oh and promised a full body massage tonight... Fuck yeah