user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
11th Apr '13

I like how my teacher keeps telling us to make friends with our genitalia.

GrumpsMama 1 child; Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA, United States 16091 posts
11th Apr '13

LO copied SO while playing COD. LO said "Goddamnit" then giggled. He was about 15 months old.



One of his favorite words was shit.. and right now it was Oh My God.. but I've been making him say "Oh my Golly"



Cuz, Golly is funny to him.....

user banned 3 kids; Texas 26201 posts
11th Apr '13

Fucking Pre Existing condition and private health insurance...



grrrrr

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
11th Apr '13

...I wonder if the Don Draper doll is anatomically accurate.



:lol:

Ellie. 34 kids; Arizona 25371 posts
11th Apr '13
Quoting Legendary Amanda:" Doesn't anyone else just get really fucking tired of excuses around here? Like where was the last time someone vented about something and actually took your suggestion on how to make it better? "


Its easier to blame others and expect the problem to go away on its own.

❀Sarah❀ 2 kids; Cocking, EU, Europe 121474 posts
status 11th Apr '13
Quoting Saffy the Dragon Slayer:" ...I wonder if the Don Draper doll is anatomically accurate. :lol:"


:D

vagina. 3 kids; Titz, No, Germany 30924 posts
11th Apr '13

Keep fighting, I'm sensing an early bedtime. And we'll be bagging up a lot of toys tomorrow since you guys don't feel like cleaning up after yourselves.

Stfu Squirrel District of Columbia 8554 posts
11th Apr '13

omg you little shit, flip the fuck around already.
29842938 cervix kicks in 10 minutes. Not fucking cool.
I'm going to sleep standing on my head tonight. Maybe that will help.

3 kids; nowhere, ca, United States 46959 posts
11th Apr '13

grow the fuck up, you dont have your kid every other weekend, go out then

Ellie. 34 kids; Arizona 25371 posts
11th Apr '13

It's 9pm. I have the rest of my final to write, then my work out. then making lunch for tomorrow, a load of laundry, and showering.



And I have to get up at 5am. Awesome.

Stfu Squirrel District of Columbia 8554 posts
11th Apr '13
Quoting Ellie.:" It's 9pm. I have the rest of my final to write, then my work out. then making lunch for tomorrow, a load of laundry, and showering. And I have to get up at 5am. Awesome. "


Now I want to watch 9 to 5.
I fucking love that movie.



Just keep singing that song to yourself and you'll be ok.

❀Sarah❀ 2 kids; Cocking, EU, Europe 121474 posts
status 11th Apr '13

Yep, my childhood.



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user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
11th Apr '13

Get your shit together Target.

Hy'ska 2 kids; Washington 50791 posts
11th Apr '13

Dh I am so absolutely in love with you. You took a surprise half day from work since I feel miserable. Aandddd you made dinner, taking care of the kids, and are taking the day off tomorrow to spring clean for me. Oh and promised a full body massage tonight... Fuck yeah

Ladee+Grant+Lilly 2 kids; Tallahassee, FL, United States 20685 posts
12th Apr '13

Sucks that I'm horny AF but I'm too lazy to self serve tonite. Ugh.