Quoting Sly Dashie:" You're f**king annoying. Next time you do shit like that, I'm going to post gay p**n all over your FB wall."
Please don't I have family on there D:
And I want to dig a hole in the backyard and throw my children into it.
AF must be coming this weekend.
Quoting Thisperyears:" Please don't I have family on there D:"
It's my husband.
God forbid I forget to sign out of Facebook.
Quoting Sly Dashie:" It's my husband. God forbid I forget to sign out of Facebook."
What'd he do to your fb?
Quoting Thisperyears:" What'd he do to your fb?"
He thinks it's f**king adorable to troll my wall.
I'm in no mood to deal with his immature shit.
Lin, you're a freaking angel <3 letting me sleep til almost 11. I needed that but now I need a coffee.
Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Cleaning doesn't usually bore me like it is right now.
Why can't you just tell me no right away, so I don't get my hopes up? We both know you'll be an a*****e no matter what, but wouldn't you rather be an honest one?
I feel like RB is secretly Dr.Phil.
I like how because I sit closest to the door I'm the one that maintenance and the mailroom asks questions to. I am a student worker and your questions baffle me.
I feel like going on a homicidal rampage.
Everything came back negative and just freaking peachy. So why is my kid running a 102.8 fever with meds still? Oh yeah that...it's just a fever virus. Nature has a terrible sense of humor.
And I super hate how when things turn downhill, you're still the first person I have the urge to call. When things happen I'm always looking for you, but i know you're never going to be there. I f**king suck.
Quoting Thisperyears:" I like how because I sit closest to the door I'm the one that maintenance and the mailroom asks questions to. I am a student worker and your questions baffle me."
that's like when people asks me questions at work. they just assume that because I work in the mall, I know everything. where everything is, what's going on. b***h, i'm in a little cube at the end of the food court. i don't know anything.