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☮[The Mrs.] FJB Due December 4; 3 kids; North Carolina 14335 posts
11th Dec '12

*head desk*



off to holly hill mental health center.

Katy Mundell 1 child; Georgia 20 posts
11th Dec '12

tell her you will get a paternity test done with said boyfriend once baby has arrived.

Pinkie Pie Washington 603 posts
11th Dec '12

My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty dumb story to tell if you're trying to cover up having premarital sex, Kes."



And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours.

Gir! 2 kids; Ohio 7504 posts
11th Dec '12

Get a beer, say a prayer, and drag her happy "virgin" ass to the mental clinic

Mrs. Conan O'Brien 2 kids; Colorado 20924 posts
11th Dec '12
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear."



LOLOLOLOL

Smokey_Taboo Due April 22; 1 child; California 5480 posts
11th Dec '12

I'd check her pupils the kid must not only be pregnant but high as hell :shock:*jkjk

TTC Queen Bee 82 kids; California 3505 posts
11th Dec '12

I'd definitely go the 5150 route.

user banned Vancouver, British Columbia 5643 posts
11th Dec '12

She would be a fairly smart kid to come up with that bullshit story. I would be bringing her to a psychiatrist.

Aria Dawn's mommy 33 kids; Texas 1864 posts
11th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting JessieLeeAnne:</b>" I'd make her go to court to try to get some child support out of him. "</blockquote>




This made me lol.

Zeke's Mama Due September 26 (girl); 1 child; Pensacola, Florida 5833 posts
status 11th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:</b>" My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty ... [snip!] ... to cover up having premarital sex, Kes." And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours."</blockquote>



That sounds like something my mother would say.

......... nowhere, NW, United States 25972 posts
11th Dec '12
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"


I would take her to a psychologist and have her head examined...

......... nowhere, NW, United States 25972 posts
11th Dec '12
Quoting Tavi:" I'd probably think she was trying to be smart with me. I'd tell her to quit f**king around and tell me the god damn truth..."



:!:

FroggysMommy 1 child; Golden, Colorado 27191 posts
11th Dec '12

Psychiatrist for sure.



My sister had to undergo intense counseling when she ended up in labor and didn't know why... she never willingly had sex with anyone and didnt know she was pregnant.

I'm His Amy He's My Rory 2 kids; Caldwell, Idaho 49278 posts
11th Dec '12
Quoting FroggysMommy:" Psychiatrist for sure. My sister had to undergo intense counseling when she ended up in labor and didn't know why... she never willingly had sex with anyone and didnt know she was pregnant."


Holy crap!!

Leisurely Duchess 1 child; Monterey, California 25884 posts
11th Dec '12
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"


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