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I'm His Amy He's My Rory 2 kids; Caldwell, Idaho 49255 posts
11th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Leisurely Duchess:</b>" Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich."</blockquote>




LOL only you ;-)

EnnaBennaBanana Due February 2; 2 kids; Maryland 6195 posts
12th Dec '12
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"


I'd tell her to stop pretending she's Mary and that God already sent the Messiah.. Jesus is our savior and that she needs to be honest and stop mocking the Bible.

Leisurely Duchess 1 child; Monterey, California 25884 posts
12th Dec '12
Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Leisurely Duchess:</b>" Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich."</blockquote> LOL only you ;-)"


Hell yeah!

κατι 1 child; Memphis, Tennessee 3143 posts
12th Dec '12
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear."

:!:

mamaluvsher4babies 36 kids; California 4230 posts
12th Dec '12

guess child support is out of the question then. Better get a good job :)

κατι 1 child; Memphis, Tennessee 3143 posts
12th Dec '12

sorry i couldn't pass this one up for this topic lol
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I'm His Amy He's My Rory 2 kids; Caldwell, Idaho 49255 posts
12th Dec '12
Quoting κατι:" sorry i couldn't pass this one up for this topic lol "


LOL!!!!!!!

Tarynosaurus Rex San Antonio, Texas 1271 posts
12th Dec '12

I'd say "Well tell God to f**k off cuz we're taking a nice little trip to Planned Parenthood and then we're going to send you off with the nice men in white coats."

Tarynosaurus Rex San Antonio, Texas 1271 posts
12th Dec '12
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty ... [snip!] ... to cover up having premarital sex, Kes." And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours."


HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
...can't stop laughing.

Destinite 1 child; 2 angel babies; Paradise, FL, United States 31497 posts
12th Dec '12

I'd ask what kind of crack they've been smoking

Crystallized Due February 24; 1 child; California 431 posts
12th Dec '12

She'd be seeing a Psychologist a-freaking-sap.

Back to Noob Status Ohio 14048 posts
12th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:</b>" 72 hr hold on that one."</blockquote>




Lmao!

*Soon 2B G0rda* Due December 24 (boy); 4 kids; Mexico 9023 posts
12th Dec '12
Either she's being a smart ass or she's having grandiose Ideas and need some risperdal or seroquel because if she was being serious chances are that she is schizophrenic
Nameless Ghoul 2 kids; Sweden 6452 posts
12th Dec '12

If she was being serious, we'd be off to get her head checked out!

The Fantastic 4 2 kids; New York 6947 posts
12th Dec '12

When I was 19 I got pregnant. My mom kept ranting about how she thought I was a virgin bla bla bla so to annoy her I kept telling her I am the virgin mary and if she can believe some story in a book, why couldnt she believe this was gods child. The new baby jesus. She always gets mad lol