<blockquote><b>Quoting Leisurely Duchess:</b>" Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich."</blockquote>
LOL only you ;-)
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"
I'd tell her to stop pretending she's Mary and that God already sent the Messiah.. Jesus is our savior and that she needs to be honest and stop mocking the Bible.
Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Leisurely Duchess:</b>" Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich."</blockquote> LOL only you ;-)"
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear."
guess child support is out of the question then. Better get a good job :)
sorry i couldn't pass this one up for this topic lol
Quoting κατι:" sorry i couldn't pass this one up for this topic lol "
I'd say "Well tell God to fuck off cuz we're taking a nice little trip to Planned Parenthood and then we're going to send you off with the nice men in white coats."
Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty ... [snip!] ... to cover up having premarital sex, Kes." And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours."
...can't stop laughing.
I'd ask what kind of crack they've been smoking
She'd be seeing a Psychologist a-freaking-sap.
<blockquote><b>Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:</b>" 72 hr hold on that one."</blockquote>
Either she's being a smart ass or she's having grandiose Ideas and need some risperdal or seroquel because if she was being serious chances are that she is schizophrenic
If she was being serious, we'd be off to get her head checked out!
When I was 19 I got pregnant. My mom kept ranting about how she thought I was a virgin bla bla bla so to annoy her I kept telling her I am the virgin mary and if she can believe some story in a book, why couldnt she believe this was gods child. The new baby jesus. She always gets mad lol