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Condoms missing... .:ANIMAL:. California 740 posts
20th Dec '12

Found two condoms missing from mine and my husband's "Stash" that we use when we want to be intimate for "LONG PERIODS" anyways...so I meet him at his car today and ask him why they are missing...his excuse: "I Masterbated with them. I'm actually pissed you would assume I cheated on you!" they've been missing as of a week ago...
Do I believe him?

HopingforaMiracle 1 child; USA 23061 posts
status 20th Dec '12

I'm sorry :(. Has he given you any other reasons to think he's cheating?

greenmamabecky☮ TTC since Jul 2013; 18 kids; Enfield, Connecticut 20987 posts
20th Dec '12

Nope. Guys hate condoms..why would he use one to masturbate?

Andreahhh 1 child; San Antonio, Texas 8745 posts
20th Dec '12

Well, they do make it less clean up...

Sofie+#2 Due March 18; 1 child; Sheffield, So, United Kingdom 7786 posts
20th Dec '12

Over here teenage boys call it a 'posh w**k' lmfao.



It would depend on how he said it, you know your husband better than us.

~*Wibbly Wobbly*~ 4 kids; Kansas 3041 posts
20th Dec '12

My husband likes to use powdered latex gloves ... * shrug*

Cordelia's Mom 33 kids; Bakersfield, California 3685 posts
20th Dec '12

I've honestly never understood why guys would masturbate with them.. So idk. :/

The Doctor 2 kids; Whiskey d**k Mountain, WA, United States 59994 posts
20th Dec '12

If I remember correctly, you had other suspicions... so I'm going to go with.... that's extra sketchy.



:( <3

Maria + Cory = Alexis 17 kids; Middleport, Ohio 1075 posts
20th Dec '12

I am not a guy but why would you need condoms for that?

Cordelia's Mom 33 kids; Bakersfield, California 3685 posts
20th Dec '12
Quoting Andreahhh:" Well, they do make it less clean up..."


That's what I would think too but they still have to get up and throw it away. I know my SO (tmi) just catches it in his hand (I KNOW IM SORRY TMI!) and voila easy clean up.

user banned Nassau, BA, Bahamas 5125 posts
20th Dec '12

ive known guys that use them for that. but it's still alarming.

Monsters² Mom 2 kids; 4 angel babies; Middle o' nowhere, __, Guam 5178 posts
20th Dec '12

Honestly I remember you had a post a while back about you had some suspicions. I would trust your gut.

Mum to a Monster TTC since Jan 2014; 1 child; 5 angel babies; Colorado 11565 posts
20th Dec '12

Ya, that's a little hard. The fact he had to overly clarify and clear himself of wrong doing sends me a red flag. My ex used the excuse that he "let his buddy have 2 because he was feeling this new girl, and wanted to be covered just in case."



Which I later found out the contrary.

brodyzmom Due December 18 (girl); 1 child; 3 angel babies; Huntsville, Alabama 2792 posts
20th Dec '12

I asked my husband just to get his perspective and he said he knew a single guy in college (so he had no reason to lie) that said that he did because of the mess. Hubby thinks its ridiculous and he said any other time he's heard someone say it, it was in conjunction with their SO finding something so he never believed it. So, IDK I guess it could go either way. :?

Monsters² Mom 2 kids; 4 angel babies; Middle o' nowhere, __, Guam 5178 posts
20th Dec '12

OP the fact that he turned it around on you by saying that he couldn't believe you thought he was cheating is a big red flag.
Typically when somebody is being unfaithful they try to make the other person feel guilty.