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k-La 1 child; Louisiana 3383 posts
28th Dec '12

I'm pretty talentless. Yea, can't think of anything.

The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I have a feeling you queefed when you typed this."


OMG. LOL



:lol:

♥Mama Constantine 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Texas 5798 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I am sitting here trying to close my nostrils.. sounding like an idiot."

:D

hobbit* 3 kids; New Zealand 44783 posts
28th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Salad Fingers:</b>" I can queef on cue. Just kidding. Or am I? :wink:"</blockquote>




What's queef?

user banned 2 kids; Silly, Belgium 6539 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I have a feeling you queefed when you typed this."



What if I typed it with my queefs? :shock:

user banned (boy); 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting hobbit*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Salad Fingers:</b>" I can queef on cue. Just kidding. Or am I? :wink:"</blockquote> What's queef?"

a vag fart

Minion Due September 30 (girl); 2 kids; ., GA, United States 21155 posts
status 28th Dec '12

I don't do anything special, but I can write pretty awesome stories and I can draw pretty well. I would love to publish a novel one day.

user banned 2 kids; Silly, Belgium 6539 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting hobbit*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Salad Fingers:</b>" I can queef on cue. Just kidding. Or am I? :wink:"</blockquote> What's queef?"


Pussyfart. The classiest of farts.

user banned (boy); 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting Salad Fingers:" What if I typed it with my queefs? :shock:"

I'd get checked out. Lol

♥TwinsRock♥ 2 kids; Buffalo, New York 4471 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting hobbit*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Salad Fingers:</b>" I can queef on cue. Just kidding. Or am I? :wink:"</blockquote> What's queef?"

p***y fart, Lmao.

Oya. 81 kids; Hollywood, Florida 25195 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting ♥Mama Constantine:" Just a random question. I can close my nostrils without touching them."


i can wiggle my ears.... i think thats it. ohh and i can turn my gag reflex on and off lol like i can stick a toothbrush all the way down there without throwing up.... and then i can make it so i gag if it touches my tounge. idk if thats cool tho

hobbit* 3 kids; New Zealand 44783 posts
28th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" a vag fart"</blockquote>




Ohh right!

3 little monsters 3 kids; Olathe, Colorado 50990 posts
28th Dec '12

Here's something I can't do that pretty much everyone I know can. I can't whistle. I have twisted my tongue in every shape imaginable, tried every trick. The closest I've come was those short inhale whistles. LOL I've been trying since I was a kid. I've never been able to do it. No idea why.

user banned 2 kids; Silly, Belgium 6539 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I'd get checked out. Lol "


queef.jpg

The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
28th Dec '12
Quoting Beanie's Breeder:" i can wiggle my ears.... i think thats it. ohh and i can turn my gag reflex on and off lol like i can ... [snip!] ... all the way down there without throwing up.... and then i can make it so i gag if it touches my tounge. idk if thats cool tho"


You could use that to your advantage. I wouldn't recommend letting your SO know you can turn your gag reflex on and off.