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Nathan Young 2 kids; Syracuse, New York 57578 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" I've never had a one night stand. I'd probably just go ahead and DO IT. I'd TEAR that SHIT UP. :)"


LMAO



snglemama 4 kids; Georgia 11958 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"


I never have. Are we only talknig one night stands... or just sex and are condoms available?



user banned 1 child; New Orleans, Louisiana 18159 posts
29th Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" High five!"</blockquote>



:lol: high five backatcha :)

The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"


The last one I had (Right before I met DH).



This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke though, and he pulled it off before we even did anything.



Anyways, he and I were hot and heavy, and I was on the verge of a flood gate orgasm. Next thing I know he whispers in my ear, "Should I pull out?"



OMG, I was so pissed, I pushed him off of me and flipped out on him.



What made my bitching entertaining though was the fact that I was also high off my ass, and had TERRIBLE cotton mouth.



So as I am trying to yell at him, my f**king gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked. :lol:

Mum to a Monster TTC since Jan 2014; 1 child; 5 angel babies; Colorado 11565 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" :lol:. This made me giggle. "


It's the honest truth. No sex for almost a year and I'm horny as hell and there had been this unspoken attraction between us for over 9 years, we had the time and opportunity, i wasn't gonna wait just in case this opportunity never revealed it's self again.

Vile Tramp 2 kids; New York 32363 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"


I've had ONE one night stand...



Here's the story. :lol: Be prepared to think I'm a slut. :P.



I knew this guy, and he was in college, I was a senior. He was off for Fall/Spring break ( ya know in-between semesters). We planned it so I would skip school to go to his house to have sex. So I took a "college day" he picked up info from his school (Penn state) to give to me so I could prove I went to college to look at it. I went to his house, he rocked my world. We talked for a week after that. :lol:. No regrets.

Nathan Young 2 kids; Syracuse, New York 57578 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting snglemama:" I never have. Are we only talknig one night stands... or just sex and are condoms available? "


I was just talking one night stands. :D



I have no room to talk if we're talking sex with no condoms. hahaha

Vile Tramp 2 kids; New York 32363 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" I've never had a one night stand. I'd probably just go ahead and DO IT. I'd TEAR that SHIT UP. :)"


Hahahha. Nice.

Nathan Young 2 kids; Syracuse, New York 57578 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" The last one I had (Right before I met DH). This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke ... [snip!] ... So as I am trying to yell at him, my f**king gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked. :lol:"


LMAO!!!



Oh, man. That's great. :lol:



I haaaaaate that feeling of your lips sticking to dry teeth. UGHHHH

Vile Tramp 2 kids; New York 32363 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" The last one I had (Right before I met DH). This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke ... [snip!] ... So as I am trying to yell at him, my f**king gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked. :lol:"


OMFG.



Flood gate orgasm... And whispering sweetly " Should I pull out.".... OMFG. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH :lol:

Turtley Mikey Due October 31; 2 kids; California 50611 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" OMFG. Flood gate orgasm... And whispering sweetly " Should I pull out.".... OMFG. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH :lol:"


Man! What a kill joy!.. LOL

Nathan Young 2 kids; Syracuse, New York 57578 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" I've had ONE one night stand... Here's the story. :lol: Be prepared to think I'm a slut. :P. ... [snip!] ... I went to college to look at it. I went to his house, he rocked my world. We talked for a week after that. :lol:. No regrets. "


Hahaaaa, that's not bad. :D



While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*

Turtley Mikey Due October 31; 2 kids; California 50611 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Doctor:" Hahaaaa, that's not bad. :D While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*"



You spit or swallow? :wink:

Vile Tramp 2 kids; New York 32363 posts
29th Dec '12
Quoting The Doctor:" Hahaaaa, that's not bad. :D While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*"



I gave one behind a bowling alley. :oops:. He was hot though, so it was justifiable.

The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
29th Dec '12

It was embarrassing.. But I can't help but laugh my ass off about it now.