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Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
31st Dec '12
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" I'm totally wanting to watch some small people porn now. haha."


There was one that stands out in my mind for some reason. The little guy was with a regular sized chick... and his weiner was so weird. It was super fat, but super short. Kinda like a tuna can. LMAO.

Turtley Mikey Due October 31; 2 kids; California 50611 posts
31st Dec '12

I just watched some weird ass porn the other day with a chick getting squid shoved up her and a chick getting eels put in her ass. I dunno, I'll watch anything.. LOL

hobbit* 3 kids; New Zealand 44783 posts
31st Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:</b>" I just watched some weird ass porn the other day with a chick getting squid shoved up her and a chick getting eels put in her ass. I dunno, I'll watch anything.. LOL"</blockquote>




:shock:

Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
31st Dec '12
Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" I just watched some weird ass porn the other day with a chick getting squid shoved up her and a chick getting eels put in her ass. I dunno, I'll watch anything.. LOL"


Was it some Asian girls? My husband showed me those when he showed me the guy with the bottle in his butt.

Turtley Mikey Due October 31; 2 kids; California 50611 posts
31st Dec '12
Quoting Mrs. Potato Dick:" Was it some Asian girls? My husband showed me those when he showed me the guy with the bottle in his butt."


Yep. ;) The girl also getting a huge ass eggplant in her ass and not making a sound?! I have to say, I am quite impressed. I've seen the bottle in the butt.



And the chick that puts a bottle into the dude's p***s hole.. Ick.

⚓Misty⚓ 4 kids; Keenesburg, Colorado 7275 posts
31st Dec '12

<blockquote><b>Quoting hobbit*:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Misty Walls:</b>" I've never watched guy on guy unless you count ... [snip!] ... mountain, which I was watching with my parents so it got akward"</blockquote> Hahahahahaha I seriously LOLd :)"</blockquote>




Yeah.... I wish someone would of warned me about the sex scene. When I do look up porn its always weird stuff

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
31st Dec '12
Quoting Mrs. Potato Dick:" There was one that stands out in my mind for some reason. The little guy was with a regular sized chick... ... [snip!] ... was with a regular sized chick... and his weiner was so weird. It was super fat, but super short. Kinda like a tuna can. LMAO."


Oh man. That's hilarious.

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
1st Jan '13
Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Yep. ;) The girl also getting a huge ass eggplant in her ass and not making a sound?! I have to say, ... [snip!] ... I am quite impressed. I've seen the bottle in the butt. And the chick that puts a bottle into the dude's p***s hole.. Ick."


I went to school with a guy who thought he was big shit. At a party he was bragging about how he could jack himself off with a beer bottle. Like c**k in the bottle neck, jacking with it. And he wondered why after he showed everyone people would call him Vienna.

IDGAF ❤ 1 child; Don't worry about it, CA, United States 30697 posts
status 1st Jan '13
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" I went to school with a guy who thought he was big shit. At a party he was bragging about how he could ... [snip!] ... Like c**k in the bottle neck, jacking with it. And he wondered why after he showed everyone people would call him Vienna."


wtfff lmfaoooooo

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
1st Jan '13
Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" wtfff lmfaoooooo"


Yeah. lol. I was a 9th grader in HS, and he was a senior. I wasn't at that party (my grandpa had a heart attack, and I wasn't in town), but I did watch the video. I thought he was so hot, up until I saw that.

IDGAF ❤ 1 child; Don't worry about it, CA, United States 30697 posts
status 1st Jan '13
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" Yeah. lol. I was a 9th grader in HS, and he was a senior. I wasn't at that party (my grandpa had a heart ... [snip!] ... (my grandpa had a heart attack, and I wasn't in town), but I did watch the video. I thought he was so hot, up until I saw that."


Lmao, yea that sounds like a HUGE turn off.

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
1st Jan '13
Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Lmao, yea that sounds like a HUGE turn off."


More like a tiny turn off!

IDGAF ❤ 1 child; Don't worry about it, CA, United States 30697 posts
status 1st Jan '13
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" More like a tiny turn off!"


hahahaha that too.

⚓Misty⚓ 4 kids; Keenesburg, Colorado 7275 posts
1st Jan '13
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" More like a tiny turn off!"


I went to school with this hot guy. We were hanging out and drinking and blah blah blah. Well it was normal length but skinny. Like finger size skinny. His nickname ended up being pencil dick, suprisingly were still friends

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
1st Jan '13
Quoting Misty Walls:" I went to school with this hot guy. We were hanging out and drinking and blah blah blah. Well it was ... [snip!] ... was normal length but skinny. Like finger size skinny. His nickname ended up being pencil dick, suprisingly were still friends"


That's how this guys was! Normal in length, but could fit in the end of a beer bottle. He's still fine as hell, now, and is a f**king airline pilot, making a killing... But still has a tiny wang, if it's the same as it was then.