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Good Queen Bess 2 kids; Ontario 45869 posts
10th Jan '13

My husband has never asked me any of these things....I guess I should be glad I married an adult with a brain.

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting speaktruth2powr:" My husband has never asked me any of these things....I guess I should be glad I married an adult with a brain."


Are you sure he's not gay then?

applelove 1 child; auburn, CA, United States 6529 posts
10th Jan '13

OK this is my list!



1.- Do I have clean socks? -Ok look in your clean sock drawer
2.Do we have clean towels? - look in the clean towel spot
3. I am going to the store, want anything? -yes laundry soap,Then he gets the HE type AGAIN(we don't have an HE washer)
4- why are all my thermals still dirty?-um we don't have laundry soap remember
5 I am going to hope in the shower - take the baby please he needs one,... nevermind I will just take a shower in the morning(my day to shower the baby)
6. Can you change the baby? I just did the last one- I do ALL of them except that last one
7.Did you just fart? EWW- yeah I did that one time this year, I don't lift my leg and fat on the dogs 8 times a day
8. How about so we can leave faster I will get the baby ready while you get ready? Ok sounds good
9.But first can you get a pair of baby socks- ok here
10. umm what should the baby wear?-ok here
11. oh can you find the baby shoes? yep here
12. How do you put these on? I don't think they fit?-they fit see, I just did it
13 Ok but dose the baby need diaper?- ummmm yes they go in the same old diaper bag here I will do it.
14 OK I got the baby ready... why aren't you ready yet? Seriously?
15. (in the car) Babe can you give the baby his sippy cup? Umm I don't see it, did you pack it? NO I thought you packed the baby?


ARE YOU SERIOUS!

Nicola =) 1 child; Huntsville, Alabama 2783 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting applelove:" OK this is my list! 1.- Do I have clean socks? -Ok look in your clean sock drawer 2.Do we have clean ... [snip!] ... can you give the baby his sippy cup? Umm I don't see it, did you pack it? NO I thought you packed the baby? ARE YOU SERIOUS!"


Lol at 9-13. My fiance does this too.



"Oh babe, I'll give him a bath you need a break!"
"Oh can you get me a towel?"
"Oh will you pick out a onsie?"
"Oh will you do the water, I am afraid it will be too hot"




Thanks Jeremy next time I'll just do it, haha.

Good Queen Bess 2 kids; Ontario 45869 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" Are you sure he's not gay then?"


Why would he be gay? lol

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting speaktruth2powr:" Why would he be gay? lol"


because the gay stereotype is that they are feminine, hence not asking these types of questions

Good Queen Bess 2 kids; Ontario 45869 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" because the gay stereotype is that they are feminine, hence not asking these types of questions"


Are you a moron?

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting speaktruth2powr:" Are you a moron?"


maybe, but i don't take kindly to people who say my SO doesn't have any brains

Good Queen Bess 2 kids; Ontario 45869 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" maybe, but i don't take kindly to people who say my SO doesn't have any brains"


These questions make all men out to be lazy idiots....

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting speaktruth2powr:" These questions make all men out to be lazy idiots...."


Slightly lazy, maybe, but idiots? no... surely the logical thing to do would be to ask your partner where something is, because they usually know, rather than spend 10 minutes looking for it, still not able to find it and asking your partner anyway... I'm glad your husband isn't like this because you would be calling him a lazy idiot whereas most of us here find it quite funny, well i do anyway!

Nicola =) 1 child; Huntsville, Alabama 2783 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" thats so weird about the laundry and shoes!? lol like when there is rubbish around the litter bin in the par... like wth? haha"


I know! lol He does throw stuff away in the garbage, at least!



He isn't big on cleaning or organization. That's my strong suit.

Nicola =) 1 child; Huntsville, Alabama 2783 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" Slightly lazy, maybe, but idiots? no... surely the logical thing to do would be to ask your partner ... [snip!] ... isn't like this because you would be calling him a lazy idiot whereas most of us here find it quite funny, well i do anyway!"


This post is poking fun at what our men occasionally do. No one said they will never look for their own hat. :roll:

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting Nicola =):" I know! lol He does throw stuff away in the garbage, at least! He isn't big on cleaning or organization. That's my strong suit."


i'm the organiser but my SO is damn good at cleaning :D Whenever we do a big tidy round our place, he is the one to do the hoovering... he seriously doesn't mind it!? Fine by me mate, you carry right on haha!

NatashaHarper 1 child; Guildford, United Kingdom 687 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting Nicola =):" This post is poking fun at what our men occasionally do. No one said they will never look for their own hat. :roll:"


Are you with me or against me on this? I know that sounds dumb but i'm tired lol

Nicola =) 1 child; Huntsville, Alabama 2783 posts
10th Jan '13
Quoting NatashaHarper:" i'm the organiser but my SO is damn good at cleaning :D Whenever we do a big tidy round our place, ... [snip!] ... round our place, he is the one to do the hoovering... he seriously doesn't mind it!? Fine by me mate, you carry right on haha!"


I actually like that SO doesn't try and clean. I love to clean and organize. He works 50 hours a week so I wouldn't expect him to anyhow. Plus he must be lazy.....