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XXX B-Baby 1 child; 1 angel baby; CARROLLTON, Virginia 1799 posts
14th Jan '13

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Legendary 2 kids; Beverly Hills, California 59667 posts
14th Jan '13

I can't think of one, I don't really do anything that bad, I just say stupid inappropriate shit at the wrong times.



ETA: Once I sent a naked picture to my BIL by accident. That was pretty bad, it was a full vagina shot.

user banned California 36390 posts
14th Jan '13

I.cant think of any but I wish.that would happen to my DH so that maybe he'd quit farting so much

Just Emily :) 2 kids; Casa grande, Az, United States 9925 posts
status 14th Jan '13

Where do I begin??

~I fell down the stairs at the movies and slid from the top to the bottom on my butt and had my popcorn land on me.

~I walked into the mirror on a van walking through a parking lot

~I dropped a red slushy on my white shorts.

`I fell into a pool at a camp I vollunteered at wearing all white.

`I freak out while horse back riding fell off and tore my groin muscle

~I peed myself at Micheals when I was 9 months pregnant and had a coughing fit.

While waitressing:

~I cut 400 dollars worth of pizzas wrong because I misread the ticket.

~I spilled red wine on a baby in a christening dress

~I turned around to walk away from a table and tripped over a chair dropping my whole tray of food for a different table.

izzy+Ethan 2 kids; Edmonton, Alberta 4056 posts
14th Jan '13

SO get the runs when he drinks coke( thats all he drank before we met) it messes with him now..anyway we were on our way home taking the train and he had to go really bad so we went to try to get into the public bathrooms but they are locked so you have to let security let you in by pushing a button....they did not let him in after like 15 mins of trying so he had no choice but to squat behind a dumpster in an alleyway ...now everytime we pass that station he calls it his poop station....i couldnt stop laughing at him cause he always brings it on himself

homes cool TTC since May 2014; 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Indiana 61358 posts
14th Jan '13

My best friend told me a hilarious story recently.



Her sister just had her third baby, and well, her ability to control her bladder just isn't the same. So, at like 6 weeks pp she decides to go get a spray tan. She wanted to feel pretty again, and thought it would be a little self esteem boost. She goes, and then starts to panic about getting the stuff on her breasts as she was still nursing. She covers up her boobs. She then starts to panic about breathing in the fumes, starting to think it could somehow get into her bloodstream or something, she she holds her breath. She then starts to have a panic attack because she can't breathe, and can't control her bladder....and started to leak urine right there, in the middle of her attempted relaxing, self-esteem-boosting, tan session. :lol:

Just Andria 4 kids; Houston, Texas 915 posts
14th Jan '13

I was on a date with a crazy hot guy at a very nice place. I was so nervous and he kept ordering me drinks I got up to go potty and it hit me hard! Barely made it in there threw up and as I threw up pissed on the floor and the slipped and fell in it!!!! Had to ask a waitress to get him so everyone didn't see. He was so sweet about the whole thing but omg I wanted to die!

izzy+Ethan 2 kids; Edmonton, Alberta 4056 posts
14th Jan '13
Quoting sassy chef:" My best friend told me a hilarious story recently. Her sister just had her third baby, and well, her ... [snip!] ... started to leak urine right there, in the middle of her attempted relaxing, self-esteem-boosting, tan session. :lol:"


something similar happened to me ....i was like 4 weeks PP thought i had control of my bladder but NOPE...i peed my pants right beside the toilet....seriously 2 feet away from it :( so funny and horrible at the same time

izzy+Ethan 2 kids; Edmonton, Alberta 4056 posts
14th Jan '13
Quoting Just Andria:" I was on a date with a crazy hot guy at a very nice place. I was so nervous and he kept ordering me drinks ... [snip!] ... it!!!! Had to ask a waitress to get him so everyone didn't see. He was so sweet about the whole thing but omg I wanted to die!"


lmfao sorry dont mean to laugh but OMG
thats just too funny

LumpySpacePrincess 2 kids; New Zealand 17060 posts
14th Jan '13

SO went to a party despite me and the boys being sick (dumb moment on his part), turns out he got sick too when fifteen minutes after he got there he projectile vomited over the garden (and I think a few people too). Poor guy.




Oh and once in high school I was walking down the hallway, not looking where I was going and SMACK right into a door. My friend bursts out laughing and gets her foot stuck in a rubbish bin and falls over! We are sprawled all over the hallway laughing our asses off looking like the weirdest people ever. Which we were.

Just Andria 4 kids; Houston, Texas 915 posts
14th Jan '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mommy of 1 1/2 :):</b>" lmfao sorry dont mean to laugh but OMG thats just too funny"</blockquote>




Omg IKR!!! Excuse me hot guy.... I pissed on floor and then fell in it while I was throwing up. Kiss me..... Lol he did..... Dumb ass!

B-Baby 1 child; 1 angel baby; CARROLLTON, Virginia 1799 posts
14th Jan '13
Quoting Just Emily :):" Where do I begin?? ~I fell down the stairs at the movies and slid from the top to the bottom on my ... [snip!] ... ~I turned around to walk away from a table and tripped over a chair dropping my whole tray of food for a different table."


Oh gosh i have so many waitressing ones as well... lol i worked at an Italian place and was setting down a really heavy plate full of pasta with vodka sauce steaming hot. and it slipped and landed alll over this old ladys lap...:roll:

izzy+Ethan 2 kids; Edmonton, Alberta 4056 posts
14th Jan '13
Quoting Just Andria:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mommy of 1 1/2 :):</b>" lmfao sorry dont mean to laugh but ... [snip!] ... Excuse me hot guy.... I pissed on floor and then fell in it while I was throwing up. Kiss me..... Lol he did..... Dumb ass!"


bahahahaha TOO funny :)

B-Baby 1 child; 1 angel baby; CARROLLTON, Virginia 1799 posts
14th Jan '13
Quoting Jude ♥ JGL:" I.cant think of any but I wish.that would happen to my DH so that maybe he'd quit farting so much"


haha oh yeah it just thought it was soo funny stinking up my car till i was about to vomit... unitl that happened.... :D

Just Emily :) 2 kids; Casa grande, Az, United States 9925 posts
status 14th Jan '13
Quoting B-Baby:" Oh gosh i have so many waitressing ones as well... lol i worked at an Italian place and was setting ... [snip!] ... really heavy plate full of pasta with vodka sauce steaming hot. and it slipped and landed alll over this old ladys lap...:roll:"


Yeah after 3 years at a pizza place I have a million.