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ßlack Rose ♥ 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Sharon, Oklahoma 5335 posts
17th Jan '13

OMG funniest thing I've seen in a while! I'm actually tearing up lol. Thanks alot OP, my daughter is asking me if I'm ok hahaha

LindseyLou+2 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Washington 6600 posts
17th Jan '13

Somewhere along my TTC journey I was told that saliva is a spermicide. I don't know if there's truth to that.



As to swallowing pre-c*m, no. Pre-c*m has a more concentrated sperm count so it's better in you down there than in your mouth.



Good luck.

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" good hair conditioner too. and prevents stomach cancer"

u shittin me?

Barfy McVomitron Due July 19; 4 kids; Glen Burnie, Maryland 29256 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting HotMom21ERF:" u shittin me?"


lol totally

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" lol totally"

damn you. i just had SO c*m all over my hair.

Barfy McVomitron Due July 19; 4 kids; Glen Burnie, Maryland 29256 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting HotMom21ERF:" damn you. i just had SO c*m all over my hair."


it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl

ßlack Rose ♥ 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Sharon, Oklahoma 5335 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"


LOL!!!

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"

LMAO!!! you could SO be a dude. lol

Barfy McVomitron Due July 19; 4 kids; Glen Burnie, Maryland 29256 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting HotMom21ERF:" LMAO!!! you could SO be a dude. lol"


my hubs says "good girl" and it creeps me right the f out. and he does that creepy pervert pleasure face. ugh.

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" my hubs says "good girl" and it creeps me right the f out. and he does that creepy pervert pleasure face. ugh."


totally weird!!! mine just kind of....moans? lol im good with that

Barfy McVomitron Due July 19; 4 kids; Glen Burnie, Maryland 29256 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting HotMom21ERF:" totally weird!!! mine just kind of....moans? lol im good with that"


I'll put it this way, if the cops ever came to my door to tell me my hubs was a suspect in hooker murders, I'd totally be like " yup, you got the right guy. no doubt." he's such a creepo in bed.

Amelia [26 wks Boy!] Due July 20; 4 angel babies; Tallahassee, Florida 14359 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"


If you swallow and then right after he ejaculates again in your vagina you will get pregnant with twins. Triplets if you do anal but three consecutive loads can be a little hard for the average guy.

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I'll put it this way, if the cops ever came to my door to tell me my hubs was a suspect in hooker murders, I'd totally be like " yup, you got the right guy. no doubt." he's such a creepo in bed. "


lol!!!!

Barfy McVomitron Due July 19; 4 kids; Glen Burnie, Maryland 29256 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Amelia Margaret:" If you swallow and then right after he ejaculates again in your vagina you will get pregnant with twins. Triplets if you do anal but three consecutive loads can be a little hard for the average guy."


can I have him c*m in my butt and immediately go to my mouth then to my vagina? does the order matter?

HotMom21ERF Due December 17; 1 child; Kentucky 19585 posts
17th Jan '13
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" can I have him c*m in my butt and immediately go to my mouth then to my vagina? does the order matter?"


nah. order doesnt matter. we usually go, vagina, mouth, butt . in that order.