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The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting Momma +2 Girls:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):</b>" Shaken, not stirred. Awesome ... [snip!] ... stirred. Awesome parenting."</blockquote> Yup! I could tell she loved it from the way she screamed and cried for more."


OMFG :lol:



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user banned 3 kids; Portland, Michigan 15675 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting FaithLovesPussyCats:" I did not realize this was a joke until I figured out who you were lol"


It's not a joke!!!!

user banned 3 kids; Portland, Michigan 15675 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" Wait a sec.. Your DD is 3 years old and doesn't know how to do a bong rip yet? You're slacking. A bong rip should make her nice and sleepy."


but, I don't like to share my bong. Could I just give her a joint?

user banned (boy); 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
15th Feb '13

Slip some nyquil in it.

S U Z I E 3 kids; Venezuela 18556 posts
15th Feb '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting fertile mertile:</b>" Is it okay to feed my 6 month old chocolate milk? Maybe like 2 cups a day?"</blockquote>




Yay!

The Dandelion Rapist 18 kids; New Mexico 6885 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting fertile mertile:" but, I don't like to share my bong. Could I just give her a joint?"


Absolutely.



It would be easier for her to hold and hit. So I don't see why not. Make sure to dip it in LSD so she also has pleasant dreams.

user banned (boy); 2 kids; Fucking, Austria 36337 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting fertile mertile:" but, I don't like to share my bong. Could I just give her a joint?"

I like to give my kids exlax, just to see their face in the morning.
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user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" Slip some nyquil in it. "


Don't be a pussy. Nyquil doesn't put hair on the chest!

Momma +2 Girls 2 kids; Indiana 3612 posts
15th Feb '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" I like to give my kids exlax, just to see their face in the morning. "</blockquote>




Bahahahaha

user banned 3 kids; Portland, Michigan 15675 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I like to give my kids exlax, just to see their face in the morning. "


Lmao.

The Lurker Next Door 15 kids; Craig, Alaska 5715 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting fertile mertile:" but, I don't like to share my bong. Could I just give her a joint?"


blunts are better, Plus you could get a cherry swisher sweet to match the bottle of Nyquil you give her

May♥ 1 child; Texas 9183 posts
15th Feb '13

Oh my god. :D

Mommie Dearest. Due September 17 (boy); 17 kids; Mississippi 1902 posts
15th Feb '13

Who would give chocolate milk to a baby? Are you insane?



Have you drank that stuff yourself? It's full of so much sugar?



AND SWEET DELICIOUSNESS. I save all that shit for myself. The kid gets warm water if she's lucky.

I AM TRON 17 kids; Illinois 1482 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting Mommie Dearest.:" Who would give chocolate milk to a baby? Are you insane? Have you drank that stuff yourself? It's full ... [snip!] ... full of so much sugar? AND SWEET DELICIOUSNESS. I save all that shit for myself. The kid gets warm water if she's lucky. "


Just put some Mio in it, she'll be okay!

Drunk Blair Waldorf 2 kids; Alpharetta, Georgia 19208 posts
15th Feb '13
Quoting I AM TRON:" Just put some Mio in it, she'll be okay! "


Just make sure it's not that new Mio energy drink shit. We don't want her staying up all night.