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ahhhh....fart human making in progress 2 kids; Port Orchard, Washington 7986 posts
4th Mar '13

Apparently my son feels the need to tell me every time he farts, and express how good it feels to fart. lol.
This kid cracks me up!

PJ&C 2 kids; Arizona 18480 posts
5th Mar '13

My son always tells me, good thing only my husband and i understand him.lol.

human making in progress 2 kids; Port Orchard, Washington 7986 posts
5th Mar '13
Quoting PJ&C:" My son always tells me, good thing only my husband and i understand him.lol."



lol my son is 3 and just learning to speak in sentences and understanding his words, but if you cant understand him...when you start to smell it you understand. he farts like any man does. lol.

bugs mommy☮ 1 child; Newport News, Virginia 7026 posts
5th Mar '13

my 4 year old makes a public announcement every time as well

PJ&C 2 kids; Arizona 18480 posts
5th Mar '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting human making in progress:</b>" lol my son is 3 and just learning to speak in sentences and understanding his words, but if you cant understand him...when you start to smell it you understand. he farts like any man does. lol."</blockquote>



lol my son is also 3,i sometimes wonder what I'm feeding him that makes it smell that way.I swear its as if something died in there . lol.
and he is constantly farting.

user banned 3 kids; Washington 15083 posts
5th Mar '13

My five year old doesn't claim it unless you ask. But if he hears it or smells it he proclaims loudly, " somebody farted. I herd it. It smells. Was it you ____, it was the baby, ______. Mommy, Daddy you farted! Who was it"? He has to find the gas passer.



He has said on several occasions to his loud fart, when I've asked him.. He will say no. I didn't fart. I just let the air out of my butt.

human making in progress 2 kids; Port Orchard, Washington 7986 posts
5th Mar '13
Quoting PJ&C:" <blockquote><b>Quoting human making in progress:</b>" lol my son is 3 and just learning ... [snip!] ... I'm feeding him that makes it smell that way.I swear its as if something died in there . lol. and he is constantly farting."



haha this is so my son. lol.

human making in progress 2 kids; Port Orchard, Washington 7986 posts
5th Mar '13
Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:" My five year old doesn't claim it unless you ask. But if he hears it or smells it he proclaims loudly, ... [snip!] ... on several occasions to his loud fart, when I've asked him.. He will say no. I didn't fart. I just let the air out of my butt."


lmfao. that made me laugh so hard. haha. thats so funny. probably not something you want in public, but its very cute

user banned 3 kids; Washington 15083 posts
5th Mar '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting human making in progress:</b>" lmfao. that made me laugh so hard. haha. thats so funny. probably not something you want in public, but its very cute"</blockquote>



My kids haven't said anything really emabarrsing out in public. I think my son commented on a homeless man who smelled terrible, in QFC. But not loud enough for anyone to hear him. *I hope I didn't just jinx myself.

Lauralie89 3 kids; Pennsylvania 2244 posts
5th Mar '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting human making in progress:</b>" lmfao. that made me laugh so ... [snip!] ... on a homeless man who smelled terrible, in QFC. But not loud enough for anyone to hear him. *I hope I didn't just jinx myself."</blockquote>




Oh gosh my 4 year old has asked me about an elderly man who had a cane and about black people . I just stay calm and say "well, sometimes people hurt their legs or hips and need assistance walking" "we are all made different and makes each and every one of us unique" and he always accepts these answers and moves on lol. I don't know if they heard him or not, they didn't react or anything. So they either know he's just being a kid or didn't hear.