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flip off 2 kids; Forks, Washington 1490 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Hannah Rae:" I'm not worried about him breaking it off, just the fact that I may have disgusted him."


Well if that disgusted him, he's screwed when you give birth :)

Blythe. 1 child; Indiana 22371 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Little Bit's Momma:" my DH thinks it's funny to scoot his butt on me at night to far on me :roll::roll: lol"


same :evil:

Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 23775 posts
status 12th Mar '13

Haha well I'm gonna guess since he is a man and he was having sex..I doubt he even noticed! Over the past 7 years with DH Farting is last on the list of gross things lol

Little Bit's Momma Due October 21 (boy); 33 kids; North Richland Hills, Texas 7479 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Blythe.:" same :evil:"



haha thats when you just do it back. They dont like it when you do it back haha :twisted:

Hannah Rae Due May 31 (boy); California 12 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Mrs.O!:" DH thinks it's funny afterwards but he totally plays it cool until after we're done..lol... and I'm amazed with how you're 7 months pregnant and still having sex in the car!!..."


We have the backseats taken out of our SUV. Lol. It was difficult, though. I'd prefer a bed any day!

CJKB+JMB=AMB 1 child; Watertown, New York 2525 posts
12th Mar '13

Haha he shouldnt care about a little fart! My husband and I have farting competitions, he thinks its hilarious lol. I would ask him if he noticed :P

user banned Due January 20; 33 kids; North Carolina 14662 posts
12th Mar '13

I warn DH if I feel one coming on while we're having sex. If he doesn't stop, I let it go. He got mad at me one time because apparently I let go on his balls. I told him I had to do it, so it's his fault for not stopping. He looked at me and said "youre weird. i love you" and kept going

Mrs.O! 18 kids; your moms ass, HI, United States 21716 posts
status 12th Mar '13
Quoting Hannah Rae:" We have the backseats taken out of our SUV. Lol. It was difficult, though. I'd prefer a bed any day! "

lmao..I was trying to figure out how that worked!..lol

Little Bit's Momma Due October 21 (boy); 33 kids; North Richland Hills, Texas 7479 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Pirate Hooker {BAMW}:" I warn DH if I feel one coming on while we're having sex. If he doesn't stop, I let it go. He got mad ... [snip!] ... told him I had to do it, so it's his fault for not stopping. He looked at me and said "youre weird. i love you" and kept going"


LOL i snorted when i read that hahahaha.



"uhh can you move your balls to the left? Yeah i got some gas"

......................... Oregon 14226 posts
12th Mar '13

Wow, this is hilarious..



Everyone's response are awesome.



Seriously though....if he was bothered by it, he's going to hate watching you give birth. And all the fun things that come with being married, and having a kid.



DH is notorious for just walking around the house and farting. It annoys me, not because it's gross, but because he'll be right next to you, and then he'll fart and he'll pretend like nothing happened and that he didn't know I was standing there.



And I'm like, you see me sitting here, I saw you push it out, and you claim it's an accident? You could of walked just a few more steps before releasing that air! ;)

um... Rutland, Vermont 597 posts
12th Mar '13

you guys are engaged and you havent farted infront of him yet? I think i did that after a month.

Fertile Myrtle +4 Due November 11 (girl); 3 kids; Charleston, South Carolina 17836 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting TheCoopersKnitWitch:" Wow, this is hilarious.. Everyone's response are awesome. Seriously though....if he was bothered by ... [snip!] ... I saw you push it out, and you claim it's an accident? You could of walked just a few more steps before releasing that air! ;)"


My DH likes to fart, and then blame it on the dog. Especially the super loud ones. That would blow our 8lb dog away.

user banned Due January 20; 33 kids; North Carolina 14662 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Little Bit's Momma:" LOL i snorted when i read that hahahaha. "uhh can you move your balls to the left? Yeah i got some gas""


Good.
I still laugh about it.
Seriously, farts and fart jokes are funny. If you can't laugh about it, you need to learn to let loose.



The first time Heathen realized she farted, her eyes got real big and she said "*gasp* My Butt!!"

Little Bit's Momma Due October 21 (boy); 33 kids; North Richland Hills, Texas 7479 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Pirate Hooker {BAMW}:" Good. I still laugh about it. Seriously, farts and fart jokes are funny. If you can't laugh about ... [snip!] ... need to learn to let loose. The first time Heathen realized she farted, her eyes got real big and she said "*gasp* My Butt!!""



hahah they are funny! we're adults and still giggle over em. I remember when DD was ohhhh about 1 or so. She was in her highchair nodding off...and let his GIANT elephant sized fart out. She woke herself up and started crying. I was laughing as hard haha. Poor baby hahaha

user banned Due January 20; 33 kids; North Carolina 14662 posts
12th Mar '13
Quoting Little Bit's Momma:" hahah they are funny! we're adults and still giggle over em. I remember when DD was ohhhh about 1 ... [snip!] ... let his GIANT elephant sized fart out. She woke herself up and started crying. I was laughing as hard haha. Poor baby hahaha"


There are times I'll be tickling Heathen, and she'll fart. She'll start laughin even harder and ask to tickle her more so she can fart again.
Kids takes after father on that one. lol