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The funny/strange/embarrassing things your kids say Port Amoral Due March 7; 65 kids; Toronto, Ontario 75 posts
18th Mar '13

I'm bored, would like to hear some stories :D

Chibs 2 kids; Missouri 12147 posts
18th Mar '13

He didn't say it but yesterday at the bowling alley LO put a rubber spider down my shirt then pulled it all the way down to retrieve it :roll:

3 little monsters 3 kids; Olathe, Colorado 50990 posts
18th Mar '13

The other day I was in the Target changing room with my 4 year old. I hadn't planned on trying on anything or I would have picked better underwear, or anything other than the thong I was wearing. Anywho My daughter decided to VERY LOUDLY announce that my underwear was too small and stuck in my butt. I heard quite a bit of laughter coming from the other stalls. LOL

Laura [Syltherin] 3 kids; Florida 12072 posts
18th Mar '13

My mom and DD1 were playing together this afternoon while my mom and i were having a conversation. DD looks at my mom and goes `if you would just be quiet, i would give you a surprise `.

tatesmommy09 2 kids; Illinois 4003 posts
18th Mar '13

I have bad road rage and really have to watch my mouth when the kids are in the car. I have gotten myself in the habit of saying "grandpa or granny" instead of a curse word. So I often shout "move it grandpa!"



We were at Walmart one day and as I was going to buckle Tate into his carseat there was a lady on the side of the car helping an elderly gentleman into a wheelchair.



Tate got really impatient and starting getting whiny. I told him that we had to wait our turn.



He yells "Move it grandpa!!"



I about died on the spot. The people either didnt hear him or just pretended they didnt because I didnt get any looks or anything.



I almost cried when I got in the car. It was so embarrasing.



Now mommy calls all the "bad cars" "chickens!!"

Jalen's mommy 1 child; San Antonio, Texas 6742 posts
18th Mar '13

The other day a homeless woman asked for change and after we gave it to her she said, "God bless your little boy." I said thank you and DS yelled out, "but mommy, I didn't even sneeze!" Lol

susanesque 2 kids; Georgia 8425 posts
18th Mar '13

My daughter made up a new song this weekend. It goes "Boobies, boobies, boobies, booooooobieeeeeees!" Repeat x a million. :P




Also she was coloring with markers in the back seat (I am now aware that this was a bad idea....) and by the time we got to our destination she had black lips, black hands, and ORANGE teeth. Oops.



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AmyOrangeMama 4 kids; Idaho 1761 posts
18th Mar '13

The other day my kids were at the playground playing and a little girl and her dog came to play. The girl said her dog was named Hershey. My 5 year old LOLd so hard and said " Hershey squirts! Her dogs name is Hershey squirts!" He would not stop saying that and I was so embarrassed I had to leave the area.

Naturally Alternative 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Lafayette, Louisiana 6546 posts
18th Mar '13

DD keeps telling me how big my butt/belly/boobs are... I was over weight to begin with but pregnancy is making everything blow up too. argh, haha

AmyOrangeMama 4 kids; Idaho 1761 posts
18th Mar '13
Quoting susanesque:" My daughter made up a new song this weekend. It goes "Boobies, boobies, boobies, booooooobieeeeeees!" ... [snip!] ... this was a bad idea....) and by the time we got to our destination she had black lips, black hands, and ORANGE teeth. Oops. "


Lol! SHe looks like a cute punk rock chic.

susanesque 2 kids; Georgia 8425 posts
18th Mar '13
Quoting AmyOrangeMama:" Lol! SHe looks like a cute punk rock chic."


haha.. Thanks! She did a pretty good job on the application, at least. lol

[Gryffinwhore♥] 3 kids; Poulsbo, Washington 34055 posts
status 18th Mar '13

My kids like to announce to the entire bathroom when they pee or poop. Not only that, but if I go, they like to tell everyone that too.
If we're at the store or restaurant with Michael, they also have to tell him when we get back to him.
Pretty freaking loudly.

tatesmommy09 2 kids; Illinois 4003 posts
18th Mar '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting susanesque:</b>" My daughter made up a new song this weekend. It goes "Boobies, boobies, boobies, booooooobieeeeeees!" ... [snip!] ... this was a bad idea....) and by the time we got to our destination she had black lips, black hands, and ORANGE teeth. Oops. "</blockquote>




YES!! Love the make up lol.



Once Tate was sitting about three feet from me and I was wrapped up in watching "the voice".



Tate says "mommy, im pink-in"



So im like "wtf is pink-in" and I cant figure out what my crazy kid is talking about so I just look at him and "okay baby. You keep on pink-in"



About 10 minutes later I found out what it is. He had a pink marker and both of his legs, arms, his belly, and his baby sisters head were pink!!!

AmyOrangeMama 4 kids; Idaho 1761 posts
18th Mar '13
Quoting Naturally Alternative~21w:" DD keeps telling me how big my butt/belly/boobs are... I was over weight to begin with but pregnancy is making everything blow up too. argh, haha"


Awww. I hate when my son talks about my "Jelly Belly." It is my fault for singing the Destiny's Child song Bootyliscous (sp?) and dancing around rubbing my belly.. Oops!

Smash Fins ; 2 kids; Denver, Colorado 1293 posts
18th Mar '13

Tonight at dinner
Kiddo - I wish I was a seahorse...
Me- Why?
Kiddo - because the boy seahorses can have babies and I can't... If we had an aquarium I would definitely be a seahorse...