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Question about veggies... Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
27th Mar '13

Is it just me and my husband... or do green veggies make you gassy as hell. OMG IT'S SO FREAKING BAD.



I looooove asparagus, broccoli, brussel sprouts, and kale... but they all kill my stomach. I literally fart every couple of minutes a few hours after eating these foods. I crop dust like a mother fucker at work.



Is there anything I can do to help this? Or am I gonna be stuck taking Bean-O every time I want to eat some veggies?

susanesque 2 kids; Georgia 8425 posts
27th Mar '13

I think green veggies make almost everyone gassy. You could try taking some beano or gas-x when you eat.

Soon 2B Mom of 2 2 kids; North Highlands, California 3785 posts
27th Mar '13

Gas-X? :lol:

UH-LEX-US Due June 9 (boy); 1 child; Phoenix, Arizona 170 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting Mrs. Potato Dick:" Is it just me and my husband... or do green veggies make you gassy as hell. OMG IT'S SO FREAKING BAD. ... [snip!] ... at work. Is there anything I can do to help this? Or am I gonna be stuck taking Bean-O every time I want to eat some veggies? "


Veggies, especially green ones, are supposed to cause gas. :p
Some just aren't prone to really getting it. I know I don't. Gax-X I hear works great though.

user banned California 36390 posts
27th Mar '13

They make most people gassy.

IDGAF ❤ 1 child; Don't worry about it, CA, United States 30941 posts
27th Mar '13

Hahaha oh god, when I eat this broccoli salad stuff....I rip ass sooo damn bad after eating it lmfao. Or if I go out to eat at Soup Plantation (it is called sweet tomatoes in other places) after I am done eating at that place, I have gas like no other hahaha.

Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting susanesque:" I think green veggies make almost everyone gassy. You could try taking some beano or gas-x when you eat."


I figured so. I'm gonna be spending a shit ton of money on this stuff.

Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" Gas-X? :lol:"


Does it work well?

Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting UH-LEX-US:" Veggies, especially green ones, are supposed to cause gas. :p Some just aren't prone to really getting it. I know I don't. Gax-X I hear works great though."


Sooooo lame. I feel so nasty farting literally hundreds of times per day. LOL. I ate an entire bunch of asparagus for dinner the other night. The next day was awful.

IDGAF ❤ 1 child; Don't worry about it, CA, United States 30941 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting Mrs. Potato Dick:" Does it work well?"


It has never worked for me :\

UH-LEX-US Due June 9 (boy); 1 child; Phoenix, Arizona 170 posts
27th Mar '13
Quoting Mrs. Potato Dick:" Sooooo lame. I feel so nasty farting literally hundreds of times per day. LOL. I ate an entire bunch of asparagus for dinner the other night. The next day was awful."


Lol aw! Nothing really makes me gassy, not sure why, but I'm not complaining. My bf on the other hand...farts like 5x a day lol!

Walking in Memphis 3 kids; 2 angel babies; Macon, Georgia 5976 posts
status 27th Mar '13

This made me laugh so hard. Yes, it's not just you. Greens tend to do that to people. I had to lay off of them while breast feeding because they would give LO such bad gas that I would throw up at the smell!

Kaibutsu 1 child; Virginia 3525 posts
28th Mar '13

Same thing happens to me, and terribly! I will be farting every 2 minutes all day after eating veggies, it sucks lol. Especially since you are supposed to eat them every day, I don't want to be ripping ass all day every day though!

Destinite 1 child; 2 angel babies; Paradise, FL, United States 31612 posts
29th Mar '13

Not me, thankfully! lol If I eat something bad or high in sodium on the other hand, I'm a farting fool.