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Ronnie RadKat 4 kids; Arizona 22027 posts
5th Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" I actually think they look kind of cool, like in the picture in the OP. This one I have is like, it ... [snip!] ... It looks like a sex change scar. So, my inspirational photo should say "Your p***y isn't ruined, you just used to be a man.""</blockquote>




Oh man! See I'd take the one vag stretch mark that looks like a sex change operation scar. Mine look like the ones in the picture but not as thick or long, it's all cool until I bend over then all of a sudden my lower stomach turns into something resembling ground beef.

user banned Due November 7 (boy); 1 child; Dayton, Ohio 26853 posts
5th Apr '13
Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I definitely tend to do panty-less scissor kicks in public, so I'll keep that in mind for when people start asking questions. "


Touche'

user banned Due November 7 (boy); 1 child; Dayton, Ohio 26853 posts
5th Apr '13
Quoting 36-24-36OnlyIfshes5-3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" I actually think they look kind of ... [snip!] ... or long, it's all cool until I bend over then all of a sudden my lower stomach turns into something resembling ground beef."


Mine are just red and thin. But they are from being fat, not pregnant.

Bogey Woman 2 kids; Fort Irwin, California 1892 posts
5th Apr '13
Quoting 36-24-36OnlyIfshes5-3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" I actually think they look kind of ... [snip!] ... or long, it's all cool until I bend over then all of a sudden my lower stomach turns into something resembling ground beef."


Y'all are killing me :lol: My stomach when I was pregnant with my son looked like I was attacked by something. Now they're white and well...gross. I'm a very, VERY white girl...pair that with being overweight and I am almost identical to the Michelin man...just with more stretch marks.

user banned 3 kids; Los Angeles, California 54034 posts
5th Apr '13
Quoting 36-24-36OnlyIfshes5-3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:</b>" I actually think they look kind of ... [snip!] ... or long, it's all cool until I bend over then all of a sudden my lower stomach turns into something resembling ground beef."

YUM.




Look under your seats, people, TACOS! EVERYBODY GETS TAAAACOOOOS.

Ronnie RadKat 4 kids; Arizona 22027 posts
5th Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Smartass *Preggo!*:</b>" Mine are just red and thin. But they are from being fat, not pregnant."</blockquote>




Mine are from my 72lbs I gained while pregnant with my first, back in 1998 when you were on bed rest there were only two semi entertaining things to do 1.) watch Maury and 2.) eat a bunch of crap.



I have two on my lower back that are horizontal, they are almost keloid scar like in that they puffed out instead of indented in. I like to tell people I got shanked while I was serving time in the pen.