Sorority Email-D&D Dr. Angelface 2 kids; California 8236 posts
21st Apr '13

What do you guys think of the email that went viral from the U of M sorority chick?
If you haven't read it see below:

"If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f**king ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been f**king UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD and so f**king BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to f**king find you on campus to do it myself.
I do not give a flying f**k, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying f**k, about how much you f**king love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the f**king year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I f**king repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not f**king possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid c***s: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE f**king NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE f**king SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE f**king SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people f**king retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE f**k WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a f**k if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do f**king NOT convince other girls to leave with you.
"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little b***h voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID f**king ASS HATS, IT f**king DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW f**king WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN f**king UP AT SOBER f**king EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being f**king WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not f**king funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. f**king. Team. ARE YOU f**king STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU f**king BLIND? Or are you just so f**king dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE f**king LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR f**king MATCHUP. I will f**king c**t punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a f**k if you SOR me, I WILL f**king ASSAULT YOU.
"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:
I'm not f**king kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not f**king awkward than 80 that are f**king faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't f**king show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn c**k block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to f**king God if I see anyone being a goddamn b***r at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a f**k. Go f**k yourself.

for some reason guys seem to think this is hilarious but i don't. I think the response below sums up the way i feel about it but i'm curious to see how YOU feel.

Dear Delta Gammas of Maryland,
That email that just went viral? The one that

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
21st Apr '13

I think that's an awful lot of energy invested into a sorority.

Dovahkiin 1 child; 1 angel baby; Kentucky 16776 posts
21st Apr '13

Exhibit A of why I stayed the hell away from Greek life in college. My sister is in a sorority and it is like a cult. They dictate what you wear, where and what you eat, how you spend your money, even who you are allowed to converse with ("friendly" frats). It's ridic.

❀Sarah❀ 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Cocking, EU, Europe 129736 posts
21st Apr '13

She keeps it classy.

JΔ$ Georgia 80706 posts
21st Apr '13

I thought it was funny :oops:

mom of three 3 kids; Missouri 6286 posts
21st Apr '13

I dig the response

Larry! 2 kids; Pennsylvania 13234 posts
21st Apr '13

haha that was kind of funny.. I don't get why people take those things so seriously. It's a joke.

DeanJade&Mak's Mom 3 kids; 1 angel baby; Los Angeles, CA, United States 8830 posts
21st Apr '13

im glad when i went to college i had better things to do than mess around with that crap hahahaha...

Ladee+Grant+Lilly 2 kids; Tallahassee, FL, United States 21855 posts
status 21st Apr '13

I didn't take that as a joke at all...and in fact I imagined her with forehead veins popping out and a purple face screaming and frothing at the mouth as she typed it. I understand image is important but you catch more flies with honey.

♥K + G Due August 27 (boy); 1 child; d***o, 33084 posts
21st Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting LEGENDARY JAS ♥:</b>" I thought it was funny :oops:"</blockquote>


CJKB+JMB=AMB 1 child; Watertown, New York 2525 posts
21st Apr '13

LMAO. well if you've never been in a sorority i guess you wouldnt understand(it sounds like). for all i know, according to the "sorority rulebook" all her points are true lol still ridiculous though

Smash Fins ; 2 kids; Denver, Colorado 1386 posts
21st Apr '13

I was in a sorority in college and I found this funny.

Buzz and Almond Joys momm 2 kids; Albuquerque, New Mexico 12593 posts
21st Apr '13

I actually found it kinda funny.

ILOVEWINE Due April 24; 2 kids; Sweden 10814 posts
21st Apr '13

I was in a sorority in college and I think this is pretty funny. I love when people take their life in the Greek system that seriously lol

KissMeFinnNelson<3 1 child; 2 angel babies; Glasgow, Scotland, UK, United Kingdom 5406 posts
21st Apr '13


Sorry, had to lol

Seriously though is America the only place that has this weird "Sorority" and "Fraternity" thing? What the f**k is it exactly anyway? I've seen it in American movies/tv and it just seems like the oddest, mini cult shit I've ever seen.