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help me get him out of my crotch! [Doe Eyed Dirty Lurker] ; 18 kids; noneya, TN, United States 3245 posts
24th Apr '13

I just want to go to sleep...but my darling little fetus has decided to shove down as far into my cervix as he can and wiggle and poke and twitch. Its ranging from unconfortable sensations to downright painful sharp pains...and I can't get him to move! Please...someone suggest something so this tired momma can sleep!

Serial Mom ✄ 18 kids; Michigan 2690 posts
24th Apr '13

Hahaha I thought post was going to be about a dude who wouldn't leave you alone!

Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
24th Apr '13

Are you able to lay on your back comfortably still?



I used to lay on the floor and put a pillow under my butt and my legs up onto the couch.

Heather Hilliard Due May 7 (girl); 1 child; Utah 113 posts
24th Apr '13

I put my legs on the wall, raise my butt and try to "massage" her up in my belly. Not gonna lie, it hardly works, and when it does she wiggles right back after awhile.

[Doe Eyed Dirty Lurker] ; 18 kids; noneya, TN, United States 3245 posts
24th Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber-lily:</b>" Are you able to lay on your back comfortably still? I used to lay on the floor and put a pillow under my butt and my legs up onto the couch. "</blockquote>




I can for about 10-15 minutes before I feel short of breath...ill try that until I can't anymore.

[Doe Eyed Dirty Lurker] ; 18 kids; noneya, TN, United States 3245 posts
24th Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Serial Mom ✄:</b>" Hahaha I thought post was going to be about a dude who wouldn't leave you alone!"</blockquote>




Well, I guess it kind of is haha...except in a non sexual yet equally annoying way lol

ßlack Rose ♥ 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Sharon, OK, United States 5335 posts
24th Apr '13
Quoting Serial Mom ✄:" Hahaha I thought post was going to be about a dude who wouldn't leave you alone!"


:!:
Me too lol. I had a gif ready and everything too hahaha

Emilia's mumum +1! 2 kids; Beaverton, Oregon 11023 posts
24th Apr '13

Handstands, worked every time I didn't try it.




When I took a bath DD would move away from my cervix because she would float to the top of the water.

*~AngelEyes~* 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Memphis, Tennessee 10380 posts
24th Apr '13

Good luck with that. I can rarely get this little man to chill out and get out of my crotch either. Its rather painful and uncomfortable. I've tried everything, nothing works for me.

♀NoBoysAllowed 19 kids; San Diego, California 51862 posts
24th Apr '13

Deep bath! As full as you can get the tub without it being ridiculous and pouring out. Just relax, and he'll wiggle around. Wait until he wiggles upward a bit and hop out.

Ludwig Von Koopa Due October 6 (boy); 1 child; Los Angeles, California 299 posts
24th Apr '13

drink some...very ice cold water to get the lil sucker moving...
I am only 16 weeks but have a problem with the baby pressing against my bladder. my dr told me to drink very iced water...it makes the baby move around. dont like the cold...
it made mine stop immediately...