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Remember those times before you had kids? user banned
25th Apr '13

And that obnoxious saying that pisses you off when you hear it, but you probably said before you had kids? The wonderful "Oh, my kid will never do THAT!" or "My kid will never act like THAT!"



What are some things you thought your kids would never do, that they do?
Had this conversation with my mom the other day, and she goes "Well, I never thought I'd have to tell you guys not to eat slugs, and I never thought I'd have to tell you that you can't play in a dumpster..." lmao

Mrs. Potato Dick Madagascar 20356 posts
25th Apr '13

"I will neverrrrrrr give my kid formula!!"



And then I could only produce a 1/2 oz. of BM every 3 hours. Kinda had no choice... lol.

James & John's Mommy Due August 4; 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Overton, Texas 3222 posts
25th Apr '13

i always said "my kids will never talk to me like that!!" or "I'll never spank my kids!" ha... goes right out the window...

user banned Due October 22; 17 kids; Dildo, 4998 posts
25th Apr '13

My favorite is in the store when pregnant women who have no kids or just people who don't have kids walk by my son having a temper tantrum and scoff at me and say "My kid would NEVER act like that."



I can't help but start laughing at them because they're so wrong, and then they just think I'm even more irresponsible. lmao

*4 boys and me* Due November 22; 2 kids; Las Vegas, Nevada 4769 posts
25th Apr '13

My mom's favorite thing she's said was "Zach, don't put ketchup on your sister!"

DeanJade&Mak's Mom 3 kids; Covina, CA, United States 8822 posts
25th Apr '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mama Milk Machine!:</b>" My favorite is in the store when pregnant women who have no kids or just people who don't have kids walk ... [snip!] ... I can't help but start laughing at them because they're so wrong, and then they just think I'm even moe irresponsible. lmao"</blockquote>




lol 1 time we were at universal city walk, we started walking to leave and jade figured it out and started screaming, like body went limp i was almost dragging her so i left her on floor, and walked away, jade got up starts running grabs my leg, this guy was dying cuz he knew it was because we were leaving, he tells me i guess u have to stay here, i started laughing like, "i know right" some lady is standing there like trying to take a picture as i walk with my child hanging on my leg pulling my damn Yoga pants down, sooo i pick her up she starts having back spasms like an exorcism, the lady keeps following me,



i finally turned around and asked wtf her problem was, she said she was going to make sure i didn't beat her:roll:
ummm what kind of parent are u that u would whoop ur kid because they didn't want to leave universal studios, :?
i don't want to leave either but I'm not 3 and i know i can't live here...



ugh...

1&1 We're Done! 2 kids; Nevada 10963 posts
25th Apr '13

Oddly enough never thought we'd cloth diaper I thought it was something weird hippies did LOL never thought we'd formula feed but that happened. I pretty much assumed kids were going to throw tantrums I already knew all about that LOL
There is a ridiculous list of things I never thought Id have to say to my kids that I say now, like "Do not lick people" "Get your shoes out of your brothers face"
"Do not stick things up your nose" "Don't spit in your hands, that is not how we wash our face!".... and a million more

☮Hippie Jesus☮ 2 kids; West Virginia 10560 posts
25th Apr '13

I never realized that I would have to tell another human, especially my own child, "Hey, don't lick that window!"

user banned Due October 22; 17 kids; Dildo, 4998 posts
25th Apr '13
Quoting [Hippie Jesus]:" I never realized that I would have to tell another human, especially my own child, "Hey, don't lick that window!""


I think I say this daily lmao

user banned Due October 22; 17 kids; Dildo, 4998 posts
25th Apr '13
Quoting DeanJade&Mak's Mom:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mama Milk Machine!:</b>" My favorite is in the store when pregnant ... [snip!] ... didn't want to leave universal studios, :? i don't want to leave either but I'm not 3 and i know i can't live here... ugh..."


I would've turned around and said "if you don't mind your business I'm gonna beat you!" people are ridiculous. A woman is taking her child out of a situation where she's throwing a fit? Must be to beat the shit outta her! :roll:

DeanJade&Mak's Mom 3 kids; Covina, CA, United States 8822 posts
25th Apr '13
Quoting Mama Milk Machine!:" I would've turned around and said "if you don't mind your business I'm gonna beat you!" people are ridiculous. ... [snip!] ... A woman is taking her child out of a situation where she's throwing a fit? Must be to beat the shit outta her! :roll:"


lol
i live in LA, im already thugish looking, if cops showed up im getting arrested based on looking like i did something hahaha