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jesus H christ kid, shut up! InkDMomma 35 kids; Clinton Township, Michigan 27418 posts
30th Apr '13

I swear to god this kid cannot talk in a normal tone :?
I have a pounding head ache and he is screaming like he is a fucking lunatic
" OOHHH MY GOD AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *MAKES RANDOM NOISES* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO THERE GO THERE!!!!!"



Good I get it, you have a great imagination but SHUT UP.
I need to sound proof his room or something. I keep asking him nicely to keep it down... I've said it like at least every 5 minutes... and he does NOT have volume control.



where the hell are my ear plugs?!

orchidlovingmama 2 kids; Santa Rosa, California 1769 posts
30th Apr '13

My son is 12 and he already went through that phase but now he thinks it s perfectly fine to run through the house stomping like of elephants. I get so fing mad especially if im in the shower and it sounds like a mixture between a severe thunder storm and buffalo running through the house after having his balls cut off

FroggysMommy 1 child; Golden, Colorado 27785 posts
status 30th Apr '13
Quoting InkDMomma:" I swear to god this kid cannot talk in a normal tone :? I have a pounding head ache and he is screaming ... [snip!] ... down... I've said it like at least every 5 minutes... and he does NOT have volume control. where the hell are my ear plugs?!"


Lily has a friend like that. She randomly screams and yells and acts like a lunatic. I flipped last week when I had a migraine and her friend was jumping around to the point I thought the floor was going to cave in. She was screaming for no damn reason so I called Lily downstairs and said "You know the damn rules, moderate your friend! If you can't moderate yourselves then you both will be in time out until she goes home!" This happens EVERY time her friend comes over!

InkDMomma 35 kids; Clinton Township, Michigan 27418 posts
30th Apr '13
Quoting orchidlovingmama:" My son is 12 and he already went through that phase but now he thinks it s perfectly fine to run through ... [snip!] ... it sounds like a mixture between a severe thunder storm and buffalo running through the house after having his balls cut off"


bahahahahahaha!!!



My son is 4.5 years old and it sounds like a fucking warzone in my house. I hate it when I'm in the shower and he does it too because I always think he is dying or something.

3 little monsters 3 kids; Olathe, Colorado 50990 posts
30th Apr '13

Do kids even come with a normal volume setting? LMAO

Munchkin Maker 2 kids; Maryland 733 posts
30th Apr '13

Lol, I swear, kids have a sensor for when you just aren't in the mood for shit.
DD has hit the "squealing/screeching/screaming" phase. LEAST FAVORITE OF ALL PHASES SO FAR.
I had a bad fit of BH a few days ago, and I was trying so hard to not get irritated with her, but its like EVERY time I would get a nice painful one, she would screech 2 feet from me; causing LO to flop around in my belly, causing even MORE pain.
I'm hoping she'll pass the phase by the time LO is here. I can't imagine a newborn tolerating screeching lol. SO tells her to stop and she laughs her little butt off like it's the FUNNIEST thing in the world...and then goes right on back to screeching.

InkDMomma 35 kids; Clinton Township, Michigan 27418 posts
30th Apr '13
Quoting 3 little monsters:" Do kids even come with a normal volume setting? LMAO "


Skye does at least... she really isn't a loud kid, but Maxwell?... Ohhh Maxwell is like living with 500 5 year olds.

3 little monsters 3 kids; Olathe, Colorado 50990 posts
30th Apr '13
Quoting InkDMomma:" Skye does at least... she really isn't a loud kid, but Maxwell?... Ohhh Maxwell is like living with 500 5 year olds."


Man I'm jealous, my kids only come with settings for loud, super sonic and asleep, LOL

orchidlovingmama 2 kids; Santa Rosa, California 1769 posts
2nd May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" bahahahahahaha!!! My son is 4.5 years old and it sounds like a fucking warzone in my house. I hate it when I'm in the shower and he does it too because I always think he is dying or something."</blockquote>




Sorry a little late...but yeah I hate it when he tries to tear the house down while I'm in the shower. That's supposed to be a few minutes I get to myself each day to relax and gather my thoughts.