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W.W. 3 kids; Arkansas 7890 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting Clk:" The first time wasn't enjoyable at all, really really hurt. To top it off he broke up with me couple weeks later."

Mine was my first as well, didn't hurt but he was obnoxious and we were at a party. Once someone walked in and saw us they kept opening the door and he ran out naked. It was embarrassing. Oh and he left me like two DAYS later for a "friend".

W.W. 3 kids; Arkansas 7890 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting Princess Celestia [14]:" I once had a guy who farted as he came. Every time. He tried to moan really loud to cover it up but... yeaaaaaaaaah, not so smooth, guy. At least he was a good lay, I guess."

/dead.

W.W. 3 kids; Arkansas 7890 posts
2nd May '13

Okay, I said the first time was bad but I just recalled the two one night stands I had. The first was with a friend of a friend. He hung out with us all night and ended up staying at my friend's house that night, as did I. I had been looking at him a lot earlier that evening/night ...he was funny and cute. I guess the feeling was mutual because we were laying on the same couch and he got close and started kissing me and getting handsy. We ended up going outside to check his friend's truck but it was locked, we went back in to my friend's sister's room (she wasn't home of course) and I ended up blowing him.



Then we got in the floor and he laid down like I was going to be on top. I was self conscious and said I'd like him to be on top (didn't say why) so he got on top and it lasted like 3 minutes or so before he thought he "heard someone" and we stopped and ended up going to sleep on the couch. I had mentioned that I hadn't shaved in a few days...like I really had to bring it up ( I was a stupid teenager and thought all guys preferred it bald) and he was like "how bad is it?" So I guess he was one of those guys.



Second guy was that same friend's bf at the time, was a threesome and I was second of course. She acted annoyed (yet was totally fine with it beforehand) and he only had a semi so I didn't feel much. We had to be real quiet so her mom didn't hear, too. I didn't even want to do it anymore soon after it started but he finished and it was over.

LayLu (girl); 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" I had an ex with one nut. He did not like ball play. lol"


Baahahahah, really?! I mean.. one nut sucks.. but does that make them not so sensitive down there or something? Or was he just self conscious because he only had one ball?

Karren 1 child; Liverpool, United Kingdom 378 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" I had an ex with one nut. He did not like ball play. lol"


Did he walk lob sided? :P :lol:

~Ba.zin.ga~30 weeks~ Due December 4 (girl); 1 child; Under your bed, OO, United States 4074 posts
2nd May '13

I just read this entire thread in like 10 minutes and SO's kept looking at me like WTF IS SO FUNNY!? Hahaha



A co-worker of mine got drunk at the bar and called me for a ride home, so I brought him home and he asked if I could walk him to his door so I said sure. I shouldn't have. He was so drunk, he went to his weight set and started working out and the weight fell on his chest. I laughed so hard and got it off him and onto the floor. He took me into the bedroom and we started doing stuff and then he says "Yeah we should probably get outta here, this isn't my room" I was like wtf ok and he was acting really weird and being forceful so I said I should go and he kept telling me to stay. I finally got to the door and have never seen him again.



My Ex a few years ago was really ....focal during sex. He always wanted me to yell and scream and tell him when I was about to cum. So I did it because I was like what the hell I'll just see what happens lol. Oh and btw, I never came once the whole time I was with him. So I faked it and was screaming OH IM COMING OMG and he's like OH YEAH COME AGAIN and I was like I can't. Bye. lol

LayLu (girl); 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting Javi's*Mami*[Bazinga!]:" I just read this entire thread in like 10 minutes and SO's kept looking at me like WTF IS SO FUNNY!? ... [snip!] ... with him. So I faked it and was screaming OH IM COMING OMG and he's like OH YEAH COME AGAIN and I was like I can't. Bye. lol"


Baahahahahah. "I can't. Bye." :lol:

Black Cat 1 child; Marvel, PA, United States 3820 posts
2nd May '13

I was with this guy one time who thought he was a real stud. He was a great kisser, so I thought maybe he would be good. First he kept his shirt on, refused to take it off, put a Magnum condom on (which he totally did NOT need), and got on top of me and proceeded to hump me awkwardly (best adjective I could come up with). The condom kept slipping off because he was small. In mid-hump, he stopped and asked "Uh....could....could I maybe do you from behind?" I let him. When he finished, I didn't even know it. He just stopped humping me. I asked him if he was ok, and he said he just finished.



Such a bad choice to bump uglies with. I still cringe.

FroggysMommy 1 child; Golden, Colorado 27275 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting LayLu:" Baahahahah, really?! I mean.. one nut sucks.. but does that make them not so sensitive down there or something? Or was he just self conscious because he only had one ball?"


He had one removed at like 13 years old because of testicular cancer. We were out drinking one night with friends, fucking smashed. Alan mentioned he got an ex pregnant but they had an abortion, and my drunkie ass yells "WAIT A MINUTE! THAT MAKES YOU THE ONE NUT WONDER!" Everyone in the room stops and I said "What.... he got a chick pregnant with only one nut!"



Yes. Im officially an asshole. But what he did on my daughters birthday makes up for it.



He was terribly self conscious about it though.

LayLu (girl); 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
2nd May '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" He had one removed at like 13 years old because of testicular cancer. We were out drinking one night ... [snip!] ... an asshole. But what he did on my daughters birthday makes up for it. He was terribly self conscious about it though."


lmao That's awesome. :lol:

Kendra Bass Due November 18; Colfax, Louisiana 11 posts
2nd May '13

It was homecoming night 3 years ago, I was unexpectedly paired with this hottie of a redhead. After the dance we ended up in a room in my friends house, He was 2 inches (maybe) hard, he put it in, pulled it out and he was done. Then he rolled over and went to sleep. WORST SEX EVEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
2nd May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" Ew I had a dude that would just SLAP the shit out of my vag, like he thought that was foreplay..."</blockquote>




LOLOLOL

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
2nd May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Princess Celestia [14]:</b>" lsdkfjhldkj I've had a guy do that to me before. He also blew on it (?) and sucked on it REALLY hard. ... [snip!] ... I asked what the fuck he was doing and he was like, "I SEE THIS DONE IN PORN ALL THE TIME! JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX!" :roll:"</blockquote>




LOL!!

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
2nd May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Ravey Candyass:</b>" the guy thought he had it in. he was actually in the fold between my leg and...lips. he told me it was the best sex he ever had."</blockquote>




LOL!! This happened to me before.

no-name Florida 13972 posts
2nd May '13

Worst sex I had was interrupted by chillins. :(