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drunk faith1 1 child; Alabama 10081 posts
1st May '13

I slept with someone once who criticized what I was doing. He told me I was doing it wrong and kept stopping to correct me :roll: Even though I was on bottom, I was still doing it 'wrong'. I couldn't believe it. I had never had any complaints before. I had no idea what the f**k he wanted me to do.



Oh, and in the end I tried getting on top, and he told me to stop. He said, "Stop. Gotta piss."

min. 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Lorain, Ohio 2398 posts
1st May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Ravey Candyass:</b>" the guy thought he had it in. he was actually in the fold between my leg and...lips. he told me it was the best sex he ever had."</blockquote>




Lmfao i cannot stop laughing. Did u ever tell him? I woulda been like 'oohhh me too baby...' Lmao oh my god...

Princess Celestia +1 1 child; Tallahassee, Florida 3635 posts
1st May '13
Quoting drunk faith1:" I slept with someone once who criticized what I was doing. He told me I was doing it wrong and kept stopping ... [snip!] ... the f**k he wanted me to do. Oh, and in the end I tried getting on top, and he told me to stop. He said, "Stop. Gotta piss.""


I'd have just put my clothes on and left him to his blue balls.

Ravey Candyass 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Boston, Massachusetts 103128 posts
1st May '13
Quoting min.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Ravey Candyass:</b>" the guy thought he had it in. he was actually ... [snip!] ... Lmfao i cannot stop laughing. Did u ever tell him? I woulda been like 'oohhh me too baby...' Lmao oh my god..."


i have ever seen that guy again in my life. :lol: I was just like. "oh yeah, that was awesome."

michaela (: Louisiana 191 posts
1st May '13

When I lost my virginity, the guy put it in and just...sat there. Didn't move. And the whole time he was grunting and moaning and sweating and doing awkward "dirty talk". He was like "oh yeah, your vagina likes my p***s, huh? she loves him huh?". I was just sitting there like...I snuck out of my house and risked being grounded for a week for THIS? :lol:

InkDMomma 35 kids; Clinton Township, Michigan 27418 posts
1st May '13

The first dude I ever had sex with was a gigantic a*****e.
After we had sex the next day he was telling people
" OMFG dude she was soo ridiculously tight, it was like no one has ever been there before... f**king gross"



Uhh... yeah bro. That is what a VIRGIN is supposed to feel like lol

drunk faith1 1 child; Alabama 10081 posts
1st May '13
Quoting michaela (::" When I lost my virginity, the guy put it in and just...sat there. Didn't move. And the whole time he ... [snip!] ... loves him huh?". I was just sitting there like...I snuck out of my house and risked being grounded for a week for THIS? :lol:"

Omg. "Your vagina likes my p***s huh?"

min. 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Lorain, Ohio 2398 posts
1st May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting michaela (::</b>" When I lost my virginity, the guy put it in and just...sat there. Didn't move. And the whole time he ... [snip!] ... loves him huh?". I was just sitting there like...I snuck out of my house and risked being grounded for a week for THIS? :lol:"</blockquote>



Ohhhh shiiiit!!! 'Yeahh baby and i bet my a*****e woul love your face.' Like, what a mess!!



What are these guys thinking!!!!

BrittanieY 18 kids; South Carolina 16634 posts
1st May '13
Quoting michaela (::" When I lost my virginity, the guy put it in and just...sat there. Didn't move. And the whole time he ... [snip!] ... loves him huh?". I was just sitting there like...I snuck out of my house and risked being grounded for a week for THIS? :lol:"


Your response: I think she likes him better as friends.



*scoops up clothes and runs*

Princess Celestia +1 1 child; Tallahassee, Florida 3635 posts
1st May '13
Quoting InkDMomma:" The first dude I ever had sex with was a gigantic a*****e. After we had sex the next day he was telling ... [snip!] ... like no one has ever been there before... f**king gross" Uhh... yeah bro. That is what a VIRGIN is supposed to feel like lol"


Uhhh... isn't that a compliment? :?



What a weirdo lol

michaela (: Louisiana 191 posts
1st May '13
Quoting BrittanieY:" Your response: I think she likes him better as friends. *scoops up clothes and runs*"


Lmfao! :lol:

InkDMomma 35 kids; Clinton Township, Michigan 27418 posts
1st May '13
Quoting Princess Celestia [14]:" Uhhh... isn't that a compliment? :? What a weirdo lol"


right?! that is what EVERYONE told him hahaha
They were like uuuhhh dude?... have you ever even HAD sex before? He said it got "sooo nasty because it got wet" EW WHO THE f**k GETS WET FROM HAVING SEX?! :roll:



:D

*A&N's Mama* 2 kids; Halifax, Nova Scotia 4627 posts
1st May '13

These stories are KILLING ME!!! Did we all f**k the same guy?!

Princess Celestia +1 1 child; Tallahassee, Florida 3635 posts
1st May '13

I once had a guy who farted as he came. Every time.



He tried to moan really loud to cover it up but... yeaaaaaaaaah, not so smooth, guy.



At least he was a good lay, I guess.

min. 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Lorain, Ohio 2398 posts
1st May '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" right?! that is what EVERYONE told him hahaha They were like uuuhhh dude?... have you ever even HAD ... [snip!] ... ever even HAD sex before? He said it got "sooo nasty because it got wet" EW WHO THE f**k GETS WET FROM HAVING SEX?! :roll: :D"</blockquote>




Dude bro- your vagina must be broke.



Mine is always like dry ice...