Here's the rules:
Post 1-3 photos of the biggest and best Mother's Day gifts EVAR.
Here's a few examples:
There are no prizes for this contest because let's face it: You're spoiled as fuck already. 8)
Joey got me a baby unicorn. He's been promising for years. He finally managed to steal one from a lab.
I've named her Thunder Princess Skyfear Whisking Beauty.
For short, Thunder Princess Whisking. Ignore the anal hair and the beard. All baby unicorn females have it.
My husband asked what I wanted for Mother's Day...I told him that I could use a little bit more help around the house, (I'm pregnant with my 6th kid. I SERIOUSLY need some more help around the house) And someone to cuddle, because DH doesn't like to cuddle....:(
This is what he got me:
My new help around the house:
SO got me a maid/nanny. Her name is Consuela. Just don't tell anyone that she's here or else I don't get to have a maid/nanny anymore.
My kids went in together with their allowance and got me her:
I named her HBIC because I mean just look at her. She knows what's up. 8)
He bought me a panda and baby from China.
Quoting The Original Mayhem.:" No we don't. I win 8) "
Right now you tie with Iron Man. :P
Quoting Drunk Blair Waldorf:" Right now you tie with Iron Man. :P"
Quoting ℳary ℐane:" He bought me a panda and baby from China. #blessed"
I just noticed the hashtag :lol:
Quoting The Original Mayhem.:" I just noticed the hashtag :lol: "
Quoting The Original Mayhem.:" :x "
What can I say? My cleaning service is attractive...I could make a fortune renting these boys out! :D
Congratulations, you spoiled bitches. :P
UNICORNS ALWAYS WIN.