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Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 26021 posts
status 7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got drunk one night and admitted to covering his d**k in peanut butter and letting his dog lick it off. Apparently he did this more than once too. :lol:"</blockquote>




Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my p***s off

saageex3 1 child; New York 5798 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" lmfao. When I was stationed in San Antonio, I was on call at the hospital for new year's eve, and ... [snip!] ... sandwich on my hand. I got up to pee...only to find 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."</blockquote>




Lmao!



What
The
Hell
Happened

ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:" lmfao. When I was stationed in San Antonio, I was on call at the hospital for new year's eve, and ... [snip!] ... sandwich on my hand. I got up to pee...only to find 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."

Lol. Maybe she was hungry?

saageex3 1 child; New York 5798 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my p***s off"</blockquote>




Oh lynden , your imagination is so vivid




I'm sure it would bite your vagina too. Dear god oh my god

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my p***s off"


I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right?
:lol:

Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 26021 posts
status 7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting saageex3:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ... [snip!] ... Oh lynden , your imagination is so vivid I'm sure it would bite your vagina too. Dear god oh my god"</blockquote>




Hahahahaha ugh I know. The things my mind thinks about

saageex3 1 child; New York 5798 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote>




You must be trisexual

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" lmfao. When I was stationed ... [snip!] ... 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."</blockquote> Lmao! What The Hell Happened"


Dude, I was so f**king confused...



...and kinda pissed...all those sandwiches...wasted.



FML

Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 26021 posts
status 7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote>




Exactly ;) also I had many mornings in college where I woke up with food all over that I had no memory of consuming..and dominos bills. Oh and once I apparently tried to tip the dominos delivery guy a "million trillion dollars" I really wrote that on the receipt

ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my p***s off"

Lol. Idk dude, dogs eat shit on the regular. Seems pretty nasty to me. I don't want cat shit residue on my naughty bits.

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote> You must be trisexual"


I'm just saying...
the dog gets fed...
you get off...



seems like multi-tasking to me.

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? ... [snip!] ... Oh and once I apparently tried to tip the dominos delivery guy a "million trillion dollars" I really wrote that on the receipt"


/dead.



I wish I could have seen the delivery guy's face when you wrote that.

saageex3 1 child; New York 5798 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" Dude, I was so f**king confused... ...and kinda pissed...all those sandwiches...wasted. FML"</blockquote>




Hey, that was your choice not to wrap those bad boys up for later

Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 26021 posts
status 7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. Idk dude, dogs eat shit on the regular. Seems pretty nasty to me. I don't want cat shit residue on my naughty bits. "</blockquote>




Pshhhh gurlllll men pur their wieners in butt holes all the time, same thing! :)

Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 26021 posts
status 7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" /dead. I wish I could have seen the delivery guy's face when you wrote that."</blockquote>




He was not pleased. I guess he must have known I didn't have a million trillion dollars so instead he got 0