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Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 25104 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got drunk one night and admitted to covering his dick in peanut butter and letting his dog lick it off. Apparently he did this more than once too. :lol:"</blockquote>




Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my penis off

saageex3 1 child; New York 5795 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" lmfao. When I was stationed in San Antonio, I was on call at the hospital for new year's eve, and ... [snip!] ... sandwich on my hand. I got up to pee...only to find 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."</blockquote>




Lmao!



What
The
Hell
Happened

ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:" lmfao. When I was stationed in San Antonio, I was on call at the hospital for new year's eve, and ... [snip!] ... sandwich on my hand. I got up to pee...only to find 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."

Lol. Maybe she was hungry?

saageex3 1 child; New York 5795 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my penis off"</blockquote>




Oh lynden , your imagination is so vivid




I'm sure it would bite your vagina too. Dear god oh my god

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my penis off"


I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right?
:lol:

Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 25104 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting saageex3:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ... [snip!] ... Oh lynden , your imagination is so vivid I'm sure it would bite your vagina too. Dear god oh my god"</blockquote>




Hahahahaha ugh I know. The things my mind thinks about

saageex3 1 child; New York 5795 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote>




You must be trisexual

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" lmfao. When I was stationed ... [snip!] ... 3-4 more whole sandwiches scattered through out the floor. The end."</blockquote> Lmao! What The Hell Happened"


Dude, I was so fucking confused...



...and kinda pissed...all those sandwiches...wasted.



FML

Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 25104 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote>




Exactly ;) also I had many mornings in college where I woke up with food all over that I had no memory of consuming..and dominos bills. Oh and once I apparently tried to tip the dominos delivery guy a "million trillion dollars" I really wrote that on the receipt

ρiηkie ρie 3 kids; 3 angel babies; Kentucky 21902 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. A dude I used to know got ... [snip!] ... Call me super fucked up, but I bet that feels awesome. However is be terrified the dog would try to chomp my penis off"

Lol. Idk dude, dogs eat shit on the regular. Seems pretty nasty to me. I don't want cat shit residue on my naughty bits.

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? :lol:"</blockquote> You must be trisexual"


I'm just saying...
the dog gets fed...
you get off...



seems like multi-tasking to me.

iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien 3 kids; New York, TX, United States 37137 posts
7th Jun '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" <blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" I mean...a tongue is a tongue...right? ... [snip!] ... Oh and once I apparently tried to tip the dominos delivery guy a "million trillion dollars" I really wrote that on the receipt"


/dead.



I wish I could have seen the delivery guy's face when you wrote that.

saageex3 1 child; New York 5795 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" Dude, I was so fucking confused... ...and kinda pissed...all those sandwiches...wasted. FML"</blockquote>




Hey, that was your choice not to wrap those bad boys up for later

Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 25104 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting ρiηkie ρie:</b>" Lol. Idk dude, dogs eat shit on the regular. Seems pretty nasty to me. I don't want cat shit residue on my naughty bits. "</blockquote>




Pshhhh gurlllll men pur their wieners in butt holes all the time, same thing! :)

Elle&Cole 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 25104 posts
7th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting iLL-Legal Unicorn Alien:</b>" /dead. I wish I could have seen the delivery guy's face when you wrote that."</blockquote>




He was not pleased. I guess he must have known I didn't have a million trillion dollars so instead he got 0