The little bit of sleep I did get last night I had the craziest dream I think I have ever had.
Me and my friend are sitting in the kitchen, neither of us have a DH/SO or any kids. So we are sitting there at the kitchen island bsing and drinking. Out of nowhere we start hearing moaning. She looks up and I'm like whatever I'm use to it. Well the moaning turns into screaming and we can't drown that out so I yell Would you shut that bitch up! When that doesn't work the following dialect takes place.
"I swear you would think he would learn to gag them by now."
"I'll be right back."
By the time I get to the top of the stairs I somehow have a gag in my hand so I walk in the room and hand dude the gag and say "would you gag that bitch already! I don't want to hear her." And walk back out like its absolutely nothing.
I woke up like what the fuck just happened. I swear I have some of the weirdest damn dreams sometimes.
Quoting tay. ☮:" :shock: Creepy! "
I know right..
Then I had to laugh because I after I recovered from the wtf just happened moment I looked over and my son had flipped and turned over so his face was right in DH's ass... Only thing I could do was laughing and think what if he farted?
Quoting redneck mamma:" I know right.. Then I had to laugh because I after I recovered from the wtf just happened moment I ... [snip!] ... flipped and turned over so his face was right in DH's ass... Only thing I could do was laughing and think what if he farted?"
Baha! :lol: H'omg.