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user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
14th Jun '13

Your SO looks at you when he needs the address, phone number, HIS OWN f**king BIRTHDAY, or anything else.



Your SO never fills out paperwork because you know his handwriting is crap and it's just easier if you do it.



You ask him to pick up tampons and he says "What kind?"

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
14th Jun '13

OH



You know exactly why he's going or wanting to do what he's wanting to do and you know exactly how to prevent it...or you let him do it and watch chaos ensue. Depends on my mood, really.

Minion 3 kids; ., GA, United States 21802 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Sly Saffy:" Your SO looks at you when he needs the address, phone number, HIS OWN f**king BIRTHDAY, or anything else. ... [snip!] ... you know his handwriting is crap and it's just easier if you do it. You ask him to pick up tampons and he says "What kind?""


Or you ask your SO to do your hair for you because he does it better than you can. :lol: My SO is the master of the hair. :D

[Gryffinwhore♥] 3 kids; Poulsbo, Washington 34439 posts
14th Jun '13

Shitting with the door open, fo' sho'. Michael is the one who does this though, not me. Or when you explain to each other what your poop was like. Bonus points if you SHOW the other person. :lol:
Also when he comes into the bathroom while I'm in the shower so we can have a conversation.
When you kiss even though both of you have morning breath.

Minion 3 kids; ., GA, United States 21802 posts
14th Jun '13

Or when you and your SO can tell what the other is thinking just by looking at the other.

Tig Ol' Bitties 2 kids; St Catharines, Ontario 3311 posts
14th Jun '13

DH was just about to get in the shower and I watched him take off his shorts, sniff the ass, make a face and then ask me if I can grab him some new ones.



I was like "Sometimes its hard to keep my hands off you"

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Minion:" Or you ask your SO to do your hair for you because he does it better than you can. :lol: My SO is the master of the hair. :D"


OH NO.
I've asked him to do our daughters' hair and it never turns out well. He can manage a ponytail and a lop sided braid.



He does, however, clean me up well when I'm drunk and puking on myself. He also holds me up and my hair back so I can puke in the toilet. When I'm sick, he routinely drops off cold meds or pain relievers and water so I don't have to get out of bed. He checks on me about every half hour and he tucks me in.

user banned 2 kids; Iowa 7762 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Lilia's Mommy:" You shit with the door open"


I had a friend tell me this:
"You aren't truly in love unless you can see or imagine your SO taking a giant shit and still want to have sex with them."
Lol.



Nope. My ass will forever shit with the door closed. I don't care if it's open when I pee or they do, but I do NOT want to be smelling crud vapor.

K and N TTC since Nov 2012; 2 kids; Denver City, Texas 1890 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Sly Saffy:" Your SO looks at you when he needs the address, phone number, HIS OWN f**king BIRTHDAY, or anything else. ... [snip!] ... you know his handwriting is crap and it's just easier if you do it. You ask him to pick up tampons and he says "What kind?""


Or he already knows what kind, and when to bring them home!

Minion 3 kids; ., GA, United States 21802 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Sly Saffy:" OH NO. I've asked him to do our daughters' hair and it never turns out well. He can manage a ponytail ... [snip!] ... meds or pain relievers and water so I don't have to get out of bed. He checks on me about every half hour and he tucks me in."


Aw that's sweet! When I'm sick SO is pretty much covering his face and making the cross signs at me to stay back. :lol:

Mummy-2-2-Monsters Due July 11; 2 kids; Seven Hills, Australia 10485 posts
14th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Minion:</b>" You know you're in a long-term relationship when you walk past your SO butt-naked while he's playing ... [snip!] ... happened to me. :lol: Now it's your turn. Finish the sentence: You know you're in a long-term relationship when........"</blockquote>




You aren't embarrassed farting in front of him.



You shit when he's in the shower.



You finish each other scentences.



You don't need to ask what the other one wants for dinner, take out etc..

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Minion:" Aw that's sweet! When I'm sick SO is pretty much covering his face and making the cross signs at me to stay back. :lol:"


He takes care of me very well because the better care I get, the faster I recover.



:lol:



He does a good job on his own but he knows shit will fall apart if I'm incapable of keeping up.

user banned Lesbos, Greece 95211 posts
14th Jun '13

Oh.
haha



You take his contacts out when he's drunk because he keeps poking himself in the eye.

Minion 3 kids; ., GA, United States 21802 posts
14th Jun '13
Quoting Sly Saffy:" He takes care of me very well because the better care I get, the faster I recover. :lol: He does a good job on his own but he knows shit will fall apart if I'm incapable of keeping up."


:lol:

SO is all macho man, but when he gets the slightest cold he acts like he's dying. :lol:

ßlack Rose ♥ 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Sharon, OK, United States 5335 posts
14th Jun '13

You fart or burp in front of him, and he rates it lol.