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Lies about cheating. user banned
25th Jun '13

I was eating a cupcake at work, and icing got on my boxers. Yeah, just heard that excuse on Maury. What's the worst/most out there excuse you've ever heard?

Momlette~29weeks Due December 25 (girl); 2 kids; Ohio 25474 posts
25th Jun '13

hahaha that's hilariously lame lol

White Chocolate Milk 1 child; Chelsea, Alabama 12303 posts
25th Jun '13

I didn't think I was going to see you today.



Cause that sounds reasonable.

Redneck Mamma North Carolina 8746 posts
25th Jun '13

You were asleep and I was horny, we were watching this anime porn...



^ Reason my ex used to cheat on me with my "friend"

DeidreLC 1 child; Spotsylvania, Virginia 1039 posts
25th Jun '13

"She kissed me. I didn't want to make a scene so I just went along for a little bit."

Redneck Mamma North Carolina 8746 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting DeidreLC:" "She kissed me. I didn't want to make a scene so I just went along for a little bit.""


wow...

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
25th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting redneck mamma:</b>" You were asleep and I was horny, we were watching this anime porn... ^ Reason my ex used to cheat on me with my "friend""</blockquote>




That's hilarious, not that it happened to you, but anime porn!!

Byeee BG Nassau, BA, Bahamas 5125 posts
25th Jun '13

"Well, I don't know why you decided to go through my messages".

Kim ♥ 2247517922 2 kids; Colorado Springs, Colorado 26777 posts
25th Jun '13

My ex told me he got burnt with a zippo lighter during a party, to explain a mark on his neck.



Real explanation: he had a hickey and knew I was flying to him... so he burnt himself to hide it.

DeidreLC 1 child; Spotsylvania, Virginia 1039 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting Kim ♥ 2247517922:" My ex told me he got burnt with a zippo lighter during a party, to explain a mark on his neck. Real explanation: he had a hickey and knew I was flying to him... so he burnt himself to hide it."



What... I can't even... >.<

~The Lunar Flower~ Due January 13 (boy); 1 child; Alabama 6738 posts
25th Jun '13

'It wasn't anything serious or even good really, I just felt like you were neglecting me since you work so much.'



My answer back 'We have sex almost every day you sack of dog shit! I know the real reason, it's because you have so many f**king mommy issues that you crave female attention & no woman wants to be around your sorry ass unless you are willing to f**k them, I've seen the messages dumbass!'

babymama0324 USA 542 posts
25th Jun '13

my bf got a text one night i can't remember what it said but it was from a girl and his automatic response was its my sister!! like wtf couldnt u think of a better lie

K and N TTC since Nov 2012; 2 kids; Denver City, Texas 1890 posts
25th Jun '13

I'll tell you a real reason for DH finding a condom in our trash can.



When we first got together we lived in a hotel.. I stuck our laundry detergent upon a closet shelf, and when I pulled it down to do laundry, there was a used condom stuck to the bottom of it, so I shook it off into the trash. Well DH had been out of town, he came back to the hotel while I was out doing laundry, and saw the condom in the trash. He flipped out on me, and honestly I never thought twice about that looking suspicious. I was telling the truth, and I'm not sure if he believes me to this day. (That was almost 4 years ago).

Landy's Mama <3 1 child; Ashland, Kentucky 1411 posts
25th Jun '13

Guys are so f**king lame. They have already been caught and they wanna dig an even deeper hole!!

user banned Due April 2; Georgia 7200 posts
25th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Kacti:</b>" I'll tell you a real reason for DH finding a condom in our trash can. When we first got together we ... [snip!] ... looking suspicious. I was telling the truth, and I'm not sure if he believes me to this day. (That was almost 4 years ago)."</blockquote>



I'm sure things like that DO happen, but think of how rare it must be!
I don't know if I'd believed you. lol