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Kim ♥ 2247517922 2 kids; Colorado Springs, Colorado 26777 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting DeidreLC:" What... I can't even... >.<"


I know, right? He had a band-aid on his neck when I got there and I asked him about it... LIAR. His roommate told me the truth. Of course, his roommate also wanted me to show him my vagina... but after asking my bf about the hickey he confirmed.



You live and you learn... and, no, I didn't show his roommate my vag haha

user banned 1 child; :), :), United States 5380 posts
25th Jun '13

'She was walking around naked. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable, so I got naked too and all we did was watch a movie.'



Alrighty then, dumbass...

Ronnie RadKat 3 kids; Arizona 21152 posts
25th Jun '13

"I don't know? She offered and I didn't say no. If it makes you feel any better she's really fat." WHAT?! and no, it didn't make me feel any better LOL!

K and N TTC since Nov 2012; 2 kids; Denver City, Texas 1890 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting Twin's Mommy:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Kacti:</b>" I'll tell you a real reason for DH finding a condom ... [snip!] ... I'm sure things like that DO happen, but think of how rare it must be! I don't know if I'd believed you. lol"


I KNOW I wouldn't believe it if he'd said something like that! lol. So Really I can't blame him for not believing me... it just sounds too unlikely.. lol. But it's true.

Ronnie RadKat 3 kids; Arizona 21152 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting Abby Normal:" 'She was walking around naked. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable, so I got naked too and all we did was watch a movie.' Alrighty then, dumbass..."


Cause that's the logical thing to so when someone else is walking around naked.

user banned 1 child; :), :), United States 5380 posts
25th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting 36-24-36OnlyIfshes5-3:</b>" Cause that's the logical thing to so when someone else is walking around naked. "</blockquote>



Totally. :P

Kim ♥ 2247517922 2 kids; Colorado Springs, Colorado 26777 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting Kacti:" I'll tell you a real reason for DH finding a condom in our trash can. When we first got together we ... [snip!] ... looking suspicious. I was telling the truth, and I'm not sure if he believes me to this day. (That was almost 4 years ago)."


So my husband went out of town for work. My daughters and I went to the hotel he was staying in to meet up with him. I was sitting on the bed and saw a box under the bench in the room... I immediately thought it was a box of condoms (empty, by the way.) It was men's hair dye... lmao.

K and N TTC since Nov 2012; 2 kids; Denver City, Texas 1890 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting Kim ♥ 2247517922:" So my husband went out of town for work. My daughters and I went to the hotel he was staying in to meet ... [snip!] ... the bench in the room... I immediately thought it was a box of condoms (empty, by the way.) It was men's hair dye... lmao."


That's great!...lol. DH and I don't use condoms, but someone gave us a bunch at our wedding, and I find them everywhere, now... under the seat in my car, in a dresser drawer... under the bed. lol. DH helped me clean out the car not long ago.. and he pulled one out from under the seat, and he was like "What the hell have you been doing in here?" he knew where they came from though, so he was just kidding... phew!

LayLu 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
25th Jun '13

He didn't want me to suck his dick because he was "sweating in his sleep."



What man turns down a BJ? :roll: Turns out he was afraid I'd smell the b***hes vag on him and he didn't want me to see that he had shaved for her.

user banned Due November 26; 1 child; Parkersburg, West Virginia 9548 posts
25th Jun '13

my friend who i just got caught lying to be with is a lesbian. this would be my current x

Miss Brittany 1 child; Here, PA, United States 3747 posts
25th Jun '13

"She was trying to have sex with my friend, and he didn't want to, so he pushed her on me. I didn't really want to. I was just trying to help my friend out."



He ended up dating her for over a year after that.

BlackVelvet 1 child; 1 angel baby; Aurora, Illinois 3929 posts
25th Jun '13

My ex used an excuse that he was upset that we lost our daughter.



He was sleeping with her my entire pregnancy. While in the hospital, and several months afterwards.



I never made any excuses when i got caught cheating on an ex. My reasoning was to them you weren't fulfilling sexually so i found someone who did

LayLu 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting BlackVelvet:" My ex used an excuse that he was upset that we lost our daughter. He was sleeping with her my entire ... [snip!] ... when i got caught cheating on an ex. My reasoning was to them you weren't fulfilling sexually so i found someone who did"


Oh yeah, that one too. He was "working through his depression" because we found out our son wasn't going to make it. :roll: And then the b***h he was cheating on me with tells me I was using our son's death to win him back. :shock: Some people are ridiculous.

user banned 1 child; :), :), United States 5380 posts
25th Jun '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting LayLu:</b>" Oh yeah, that one too. He was "working through his depression" because we found out our son wasn't going ... [snip!] ... the b***h he was cheating on me with tells me I was using our son's death to win him back. :shock: Some people are ridiculous. "</blockquote>



That's so fucked up.

BlackVelvet 1 child; 1 angel baby; Aurora, Illinois 3929 posts
25th Jun '13
Quoting LayLu:" Oh yeah, that one too. He was "working through his depression" because we found out our son wasn't going ... [snip!] ... the b***h he was cheating on me with tells me I was using our son's death to win him back. :shock: Some people are ridiculous. "


The girl that my ex had cheated on me with is now my brothers fiancee. The even more fucked up part is that My SO was cheating on me with her and she was dating my brother at the same time