Thought this was kinda funny. Barbara Outten Due November 15 (boy); Waterville, Maine 480 posts
Jul 11th '13

My mom posted this to my Facebook wall, its sarcastic for sure, but I still got a laugh:

Childbirth: Questions & Answers

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after finishing high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it

*beck-i* {JAS08} Due January 8; 3 kids; Prattsburgh, New York 4812 posts
Jul 11th '13

Q. My childbirth instructor says it

mrs jones ♥ 2 kids; Universal City, Texas 2682 posts
Jul 11th '13

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.